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  • Kolonol
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    • Oct 2010
    • 31

    #1

    Hello

    Hello my name is Ryan and I go to church at the Shawnee Hills Baptist church. I'm from Ohio if you are wondering. I am a very strongly opinionated person who is very religious at times, although sometimes not as much as I would like, but hey we all have our faults and the first step to correcting those faults is admitting it is a problem. I'm 20 years old, and am currently going to college in a community college for Computer engineering and Quantum Physics. My friend found your site and I found it interesting...admittedly I \didn't read very much, just over a few titles... I believe very strongly in honor and that you get what you receive...unlike a lot of people in this country, namely the Obamanation himself and Obiden, and Rahmbo deadfish Emanuel and some of those other idiotic freaks of nature up there in what should be declared as Hell on Earth...I like science yes, but not the science in which I noticed was stated as a bunch of theories and crap...I like science based on observations....I believe God gave us a brain for a reason and that he expected us to use it...common sense and our eyes work through our brains therefore we should use them and I believe God would consider it the equivalent of us spitting on him were we not to use them. Take for instance the age of the world....and this is coming to be more widely accepted as truth, that the biblical age of the world (around 6,000 years) is more approximate than the estimated 70 billion years or whatever that they found with the carbon dating system (after all, if carbon has a certain half-life in a diamond it will certainly not have the same in another material less dense) however, I noticed that most people here read the KJV bible and claim it the most accurate....only 1 problem...13 books were recorded as missing thanks to the Catholics who ruled at the same time as the Knights Templar...they feared their power to be lost so they "deleted" certain parts...the rebellion of Satan could not be cut out correctly or it may too have been removed as the book of Enoch was, I have never read the book of Noah as of yet, but it is supposed to cover a few discrepencies in the bible...apart from my observations and research in those areas, I have felt the hand of God many times. My family has been blessed with an angel of our own with my little sister who has Downs Syndrome. God has worked many miracles through her and continues to do so to this day. I have personally felt his hand upon me several times. Apart from all this though I must say I feel strongly about my beliefs and will not be one to hold my tongue....if I think it, I will say it, end of story. And now that I have written a book as an introduction instead of a simple post, I bid you all good day. One thing I ask is that you do not judge me, as I do not judge you, only God may judge us and others.
  • Samuel Coleridge
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    • Nov 2009
    • 615

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
    Hello my name is Ryan and I go to church at the Shawnee Hills Baptist church. I'm from Ohio if you are wondering. I am a very strongly opinionated person who is very religious at times, although sometimes not as much as I would like, but hey we all have our faults and the first step to correcting those faults is admitting it is a problem. I'm 20 years old, and am currently going to college in a community college for Computer engineering and Quantum Physics.
    Oh dear! What a mess of a post. Hello Ryan. I wasn't aware they offered quantum physics in most community colleges in the U.S.A.

    Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
    My friend found your site and I found it interesting...admittedly I \didn't read very much, just over a few titles... I believe very strongly in honor and that you get what you receive...unlike a lot of people in this country, namely the Obamanation himself and Obiden, and Rahmbo deadfish Emanuel and some of those other idiotic freaks of nature up there in what should be declared as Hell on Earth...
    The President is merely dealing the best he can with the bad hand dealt him. Personally, you couldn't pay me enough to do that job. I would appoint people to run everything for me while I hung out clearing brush from my ranch, but that isn't Obama's bag.

    Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
    I like science yes, but not the science in which I noticed was stated as a bunch of theories and crap...I like science based on observations....
    I thought you were taking quantum physics at your little highway college. That's hardly observable.

    Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
    I believe God gave us a brain for a reason and that he expected us to use it...common sense and our eyes work through our brains therefore we should use them and I believe God would consider it the equivalent of us spitting on him were we not to use them. Take for instance the age of the world....and this is coming to be more widely accepted as truth, that the biblical age of the world (around 6,000 years) is more approximate than the estimated 70 billion years or whatever that they found with the carbon dating system (after all, if carbon has a certain half-life in a diamond it will certainly not have the same in another material less dense)
    Experts believe the earth to be 4.5 billion years old. You would think such a scientific mind such as your own would know that basic fact.

    Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
    however, I noticed that most people here read the KJV bible and claim it the most accurate....only 1 problem...13 books were recorded as missing thanks to the Catholics who ruled at the same time as the Knights Templar...they feared their power to be lost so they "deleted" certain parts...
    Playing Assassin's Creed is no way to learn history, child. The original KJV Bible has the entire apocrypha in it. All versions of the King James had the apocrypha in them until the late 1800's.

    Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
    the rebellion of Satan could not be cut out correctly or it may too have been removed as the book of Enoch was.
    The Book of Enoch is not considered canon by Jews or modern Christians even though it is often quoted in the New Testament.

    Originally posted by Kolonol
    My family has been blessed with an angel of our own with my little sister who has Downs Syndrome. God has worked many miracles through her and continues to do so to this day.
    Praise the LORD!
    Has He cured her yet? Are you sure it is only your sister who has a touch of the "special"?

    Originally posted by Kolonol
    I have personally felt his hand upon me several times.
    You are starting to creep me out here.

    Originally posted by Kolonol
    One thing I ask is that you do not judge me, as I do not judge you, only God may judge us and others.
    Amen! I feel that way too. If that was only actually in the Bible, it would be a much more supportable position. Let me know when you run across the verse that says only God can judge. I can't wait to rub it in these landovarians faces.

    Your humble servant in Jesus,
    Sam
    Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
    For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
      ...... and am currently going to college in a community college for Computer engineering and Quantum Physics......

      Perhaps you can squeeze "Basic Keyboarding Skills 101" into your busy schedule.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
        13 books were recorded as missing thanks to the Catholics who ruled at the same time as the Knights Templar...they feared their power to be lost so they "deleted" certain parts...the rebellion of Satan could not be cut out correctly or it may too have been removed as the book of Enoch was, I have never read the book of Noah as of yet, but it is supposed to cover a few discrepencies in the bible...
        God has promised us that He will preserve His Word:

        Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

        Isaiah 40:8: The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

        Matt. 24:35: Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.


        So which of the following do you believe?
        1. God has preserved His Word.
        2. God has reneged on His promise to preserve His Word.
        3. God was unable to preserve His Word (in which case He isn't omnipotent).
        4. The Bible was never God's Word to begin with.
        5. There is no God.

        If it's any of 2-5, in what sense are you a Christian?

        One thing I ask is that you do not judge me, as I do not judge you, only God may judge us and others.
        We've addressed this in the thread that you were supposed to read before posting.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #5
          Re: Hello

          I know this is not befitting language for a lady, but friends, I have not been myself the past couple of days. However is it just me or does this particular Unsaved Trash have a username that could be interpreted as a laughing asshole?

          YIC

          Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22380

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
            My family has been blessed with an angel of our own with my little sister who has Downs Syndrome.
            What sin did your parents commit that God punished them with a retarded child?

            One thing I ask is that you do not judge me, as I do not judge you, only God may judge us and others.
            You claim to be a Christian, yet you never read the Holy Bible?

            Why we must judge you to save your soul:
            • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
            • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
            • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Hi, Kolonic! Welcome!

              It seems that our liberal false-Christian friend Mr. Coleridge has already pretty well addressed most of your post. I'd suggest you re-read what he's had to say.

              Really, the only thing left to add is the value of the paragraph break. Not only does it reduce the "Wall of Text" visual effect -- one which brings to mind verbal diarrhea rather than a well-conceived essay -- but it allows a writer to organize his thoughts by subject and provides the reader visual breaks.

              Adding appropriate paragraph breaks to your writing will encourage readers to actually read and digest your pack of assorted lies comments, rather than skimming them over and ignoring them as the rantings of yet another God-mocker.

              Oh, you might also wish to read up on the proper use of the ellipsis (". . ."). What you're doing? Not the proper use.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Kolonol
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                • Oct 2010
                • 31

                #8
                Re: Hello

                I have never questioned whether God has reneged his promise to preserve his word to anyone, as I am sure he has, but apparently it is not all accessable to us...or did he promise that it would? because I for one have not seen where he has.

                And thank you for commenting upon my typing skills, I don't see how yours are better...I do believe God condemns hipocracy...

                As for my name, no Kolonol was a typo from something else and it ended up being my nickname.

                As for my education, no they do not offer either one of my majors at a community college, I am getting my basic classes out of the way so I may then focus on the important classes at a larger college.

                As for the age of the Earth, you are right, it is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old....it is the age of the solar system that is supposed to be 70 Billion....sorry for that, but still it is starting to change and get closer to the biblical times, which I believe are closer to correct.

                As for my sister, she is blessed and is in no way retarded....she is smarter than me and apparently you by far, she just has no way to communicate it back...she is special I suggest you accept that much...retarded only means lack of knowledge or slow and it applies to many more people out there than it is fixed upon.

                I have never played Assassin's Creed and don't plan on it.

                As for the all of the books being in the KJV bible, how do you know that what was there in the 1800's was complete? You don't...simple as that...is all you have is the word of Historians, which by the way are mostly Liberal, and enjoy selective research...kind of like doctors...

                Last thing to address, I have read the bible, I have 1 in my car, 3 in my room, and a Electronic version on my computer thank you, and yes it is the KJV just so you don't try and change that. And wait...you called me a God mocker? Well okay then, I have no idea how but if that is your opinion you have fun with that, because I assure you that I do not mock our Lord... (and if you don't like my ...'s I don't really care...there is nothing in the Bible telling me that I have to type a certain way and I have learned it this way.) As I said, do not judge me...and yes I will try to find something to support that in the Scriptures.

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                • Kolonol
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                  • Oct 2010
                  • 31

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  oops....I found a typo...that should say I am sure he HASN'T reneged on his promise....sorry

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    It's spelled Hypocrisy... just saying.

                    Also, Down's Syndrome IS whether you like it or not a mental retardation. Prior to the liebral political correct stupidity, those retards were known as Mongoloids.

                    I personally worked with such people in Sheltered Workshops when I lived in Australia and they are hardly angels, so please stop romanticizing their obvious personal failings.

                    It is nice to see you took time out to do googles to find your lame rebuking material. At least you didn't C&P the rot as other trolls always seem to.

                    I don't know anything about the US college system, having only moved here 3 months ago, but I am sure that my Brothers and Sisters in Christ brought up in the US can pick your pathetic excuses on that note to pieces.


                    YIC

                    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
                      I have never questioned whether God has reneged his promise to preserve his word to anyone, as I am sure he has [not], but apparently it is not all accessable to us...or did he promise that it would? because I for one have not seen where he has.
                      If it's not all accessible to us, then in what sense has He preserved it? Also, consider the following:

                      Matt. 4:4: But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                      Do you agree with me that in order to do that, we must first have a way of knowing what "every word" is?

                      As I said, do not judge me...and yes I will try to find something to support that in the Scriptures.
                      Have fun with that. As has already been pointed out to you more than once, the Bible says the opposite.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
                        My family has been blessed with an angel of our own with my little sister who has Downs Syndrome.
                        What has your family done to enrage Jesus? God hates retardeds you know. Your mongoliod sister is headed directly to hell according to the Holy Bible.

                        Anyway, if you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Kolonol
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                          • Oct 2010
                          • 31

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          My sister is headed to hell? HA! Well when I joined here (as I have said, I considered it a good idea...I see I was wrong, and held my tongue until I learned how you react, but no more...this is not Christianity, this is a perversion based in idiocy...hell one place it said the Earth was flat...HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is flat out funny, not to mention plain stupid. OPEN YOUR EYES!!!! The truth is right in front of you, ever see a picture of the Earth? Ever since it was discovered, the Earth's poles have been referred to as the Corners of the Earth...as for inciting debate...that is what religion is in a way....your supposed to bring people over to Christianity, not destroy everyone else...The sense of superiority you have here is as far as I can see, no different than Hitler except he had many diseases, and you don't yet...and if my sister is going to Hell (the initial thing that pissed me off beyond a doubt) then you are doomed because there is no person alive that is as kind and gentle as her...you my friend...are an idiot. No downs syndrome is NOT a mental disorder...it affects the mental processes YES. It is a genetic disorder. I suggest you get your facts straight, and no, I will not believe that God hates (in your barbaric tongue since we are practicing for the fall of Rome here) retards. God does not hate he loves.

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
                            My sister is headed to hell? HA! Well when I joined here (as I have said, I considered it a good idea...I see I was wrong, and held my tongue until I learned how you react, but no more...this is not Christianity, this is a perversion based in idiocy...hell one place it said the Earth was flat...HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is flat out funny, not to mention plain stupid. OPEN YOUR EYES!!!! The truth is right in front of you, ever see a picture of the Earth? Ever since it was discovered, the Earth's poles have been referred to as the Corners of the Earth...as for inciting debate...that is what religion is in a way....your supposed to bring people over to Christianity, not destroy everyone else...The sense of superiority you have here is as far as I can see, no different than Hitler except he had many diseases, and you don't yet...and if my sister is going to Hell (the initial thing that pissed me off beyond a doubt) then you are doomed because there is no person alive that is as kind and gentle as her...you my friend...are an idiot. No downs syndrome is NOT a mental disorder...it affects the mental processes YES. It is a genetic disorder. I suggest you get your facts straight, and no, I will not believe that God hates (in your barbaric tongue since we are practicing for the fall of Rome here) retards. God does not hate he loves.

                            And another Godmocking atheist has been flushed out.
                            Drama queen

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                            • Kolonol
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                              • Oct 2010
                              • 31

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              I am NOT an Athiest, so if someone needs to be told that they are going to hell, it is you. I believe in and love God. This is not showing love for God this is demonizing the rest of the real Christians out there. A human is a Human and a soul is just as pure no matter the form it inhabits. You are sewing the seeds of the devil if I ever saw them.

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