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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #46
    Re: Ummm, Hello

    Originally posted by Lycra The Repentant View Post
    Why do YOU care bucalini brigand? I can assure you none of my afflictions came from a diet that was too high in carbs*.
    Just the way you said it Lycra, it sounded like your body was riddled with disease before you found your false god. Worshipping a such false god, who is vain, jealous, vengeful and arrogant, like you do, you may not be used to the concept of having concern for your fellow human beings.

    *pasta should be consumed as part of a balanced diet.
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    • Lycia The Repentant
      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
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      • Sep 2010
      • 2019

      #47
      Re: Ummm, Hello

      Don't you have anything better to do than harassing poor Christian women and turning everything into a "Chat with Jo Freddie" thread?

      If you are really interested in my diseases (or lack thereof) why don't you start a thread and see how quickly it gets deleted?
      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #48
        Re: Ummm, Hello

        Originally posted by Lycra The Repentant View Post
        Don't you have anything better to do than harassing poor Christian women and turning everything into a "Chat with Jo Freddie" thread?

        If you are really interested in my diseases (or lack thereof) why don't you start a thread and see how quickly it gets deleted?
        Charming, I ask a question about your health, Mmmm typical for this place when I try to be nice and this is the response I get.

        No wonder you have such trouble getting people to accept your false religion if this is the way you treat them.

        I was not trying to derails the topic, a comment was made about your health and I was concerned so I enquired about it, no way was I trying to make this thread about "Jo" something that I am constantly accused of doing, to anybody reading this topic is is perfectly clear I was not talking about myself, but showing my concern for another human being who seems to have had a troublesome medical history.

        People here are consistently going on about "fluffy" christians who think your "god" is about love and looking out for one and other, well you are making it perfectly clear that those traits are not welcome amongst "true christian" yet more proof that you are on the wrong path.

        God loves his creation and wants us to love each other, even those that do not accept Him.

        Learn from this example and reject your false "god" and accept Our Lord Noodle as the True God.
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        • Butch Dickerson
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          • Oct 2010
          • 63

          #49
          Re: Ummm, Hello

          Rev "Rod": (I like that nick-name, Rod ....sounds so dominant and forceful, yet it can be gentle and tickle a bit)
          Mom's pie is still the only pie that can get my mouth to water like a drooling dog. Mouth watering indeed. When ever I partook of Moms special pie, she would open her eyes real wide and then go out of her way to give me more. She knew how much I needed it ; I like to think of KJV Genesis 21:19 when I refresh myself on her pies. The opening of the eyes, and the quenching gift to a mere lad such as I.
          I did have a brief period of cravings for chocolate cream pies (with extra brown sugar), but when Mom found out that I was wandering away from home-made, she beat me with her cane.
          Chocolate cream pies from the other side of town are real expensive, but man there sure is a lot of it, and the pan sure is wide!

          Lycia TR: Hey ya doin' Baptbabe! Glad to hear that the Good Lord cured you. Any chance you are a virgin (or in the faith healing line to become a re-born, re-tightened virgin?)
          I will be looking' for possible marital material soon, well, as soon as I settle up with my last one.
          {Note to eligible Baptist men (and boys)-- Never, ever marry a Bosnian midget chick, no matter how much your Mom pays for her}

          Finally--- uh, um, Jo Freddie: I looked close at your avatar, and dude, I don't hang with somebody that diddles one-legged sheep.
          That's where I draw the line. Dressing them in hats is cool though, but dude, atheistic bestiality is wrong and will require your execution per Exodus 22:19 (I do knots really well and can make a super hangmans' noose when your earthly judgement-time comes!)
          Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #50
            Re: Ummm, Hello

            Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post
            Finally--- uh, um, Jo Freddie: I looked close at your avatar, and dude, I don't hang with somebody that diddles one-legged sheep.
            That's where I draw the line. Dressing them in hats is cool though, but dude, atheistic bestiality is wrong and will require your execution per Exodus 22:19 (I do knots really well and can make a super hangmans' noose when your earthly judgement-time comes!)
            Butch you seriously think I chose this avatar?

            I am not fond of it either, I have made many attempts to change it, as I did the one "they" inflicted on me before, but in their childish way forcing this "sheep" on my seems to amuse the Admin.

            I think subconsciously they see me as some sort of lamb.
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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #51
              Re: Ummm, Hello

              Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post
              Rev "Rod": (I like that nick-name, Rod ....sounds so dominant and forceful, yet it can be gentle and tickle a bit)
              Thanks, Butch. That's exactly how many members of my congregation describe my delivery . . . Gentle at first, but becoming dominant, forceful, deeply penetrating, sometimes overpowering, leaving them simply unable to resist the Love of Jesus! Once I get going, Butch, I will not take "no" for an answer.

              The men I preach to leave as satisfied as the women, or so the surveys (and donations) say.

              If we're ever in Freehold at the same time, I'd be more than happy to preach for you!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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