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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #31
    Re: Ummm, Hello

    Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post
    I mean, the angrier I get, the more Bruce looses.
    So some of these guys must be sadistic, huh?
    Maybe they want you to be sure Bruce is adequately reminded that his homosexuality is sinful.

    Have you properly reminded him lately?
    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Butch, I know you are protesting about not being gay. Could you please explain these tan lines.
    Sister, I asked him about his tan lines days ago, in this very thread . . . And he gave a detailed explanation.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #32
      Re: Ummm, Hello

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Maybe they want you to be sure Bruce is adequately reminded that his homosexuality is sinful.

      Have you properly reminded him lately?

      Sister, I asked him about his tan lines days ago, in this very thread . . . And he gave a detailed explanation.
      Rev. M. Rodimer I just had a look at his answer and I might suggest something is a bit odd. Tan lines like that happen to women who have been sun bathing in a bikini.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Lycia The Repentant
        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 2019

        #33
        Re: Ummm, Hello

        Mr. Dickerson, please forgive me for taking so long to welcome you to the forum.

        It is so nice to see a good Christian man like yourself trying to fill your sodomite roommate with the Word of God. With your loving methods (in the Christian sense, of course), I am sure you will be successful in penetrating him with Jesus's love and filling him with repentance very soon.
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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        • Butch Dickerson
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          • Oct 2010
          • 63

          #34
          Re: Ummm, Hello

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Maybe they want you to be sure Bruce is adequately reminded that his homosexuality is sinful.
          Have you properly reminded him lately?
          Rev Rod (can "just I" call you that ? It brings forth a pleasant vision in my mind)
          exactamundo ----> Bruce does need reminding, now. {Be back in a minute to chat with the babes, OK?}
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          ----------------------------------------
          Okay, whew, worked up a sweat on that one.
          SHUT UP YOUR CRYING, YOU PANSY THEATER MAJOR!!! I AM ON THE INTERNET WITH MY NEW CHURCH FRIENDS ...
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          Where was I? oh, um ah, Hi, Lisa H.
          Nice of you to notice.
          I mean, I'm sure that my pic stirs some urge in you to ask questions.
          The slight "effect" was partially cause Mom made me a gift last Christmas, and you know a guy has to do what Mom says sometimes, and well the "gift" did help my nipple sensitivity issues.
          And Moms', they like to knit ... you know?

          So are you a real blond?

          {Lycia T. R.: "penetrating him with Jesus's love", I like that imagery, re-enactment time will be fun tonight.}
          Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
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            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #35
            Re: Ummm, Hello

            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
            Mr. Dickerson, please forgive me for taking so long to welcome you to the forum.

            It is so nice to see a good Christian man like yourself trying to fill your sodomite roommate with the Word of God. With your loving methods (in the Christian sense, of course), I am sure you will be successful in penetrating him with Jesus's love and filling him with repentance very soon.
            Praise the Lord, that's the sort of supportive Christian commentary Butch needs, not these accusations and innuendoes!

            Maybe, if we are lucky, he can videotape Bruce finally being filled to the brim with the Love of Jesus!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #36
              Re: Ummm, Hello

              Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post
              Rev Rod (can "just I" call you that ? It brings forth a pleasant vision in my mind)
              exactamundo ----> Bruce does need reminding, now. {Be back in a minute to chat with the babes, OK?}
              -------------
              ---------------
              -------------------------------
              ----------------------------------------
              Okay, whew, worked up a sweat on that one.
              SHUT UP YOUR CRYING, YOU PANSY THEATER MAJOR!!! I AM ON THE INTERNET WITH MY NEW CHURCH FRIENDS ...
              ------------
              ---------------
              Where was I? oh, um ah, Hi, Lisa H.
              Nice of you to notice.
              I mean, I'm sure that my pic stirs some urge in you to ask questions.
              The slight "effect" was partially cause Mom made me a gift last Christmas, and you know a guy has to do what Mom says sometimes, and well the "gift" did help my nipple sensitivity issues.
              And Moms', they like to knit ... you know?

              So are you a real blond?

              {Lycia T. R.: "penetrating him with Jesus's love", I like that imagery, re-enactment time will be fun tonight.}
              Butch I am always like to get to know new members of this forum. I am a glad you wear the clothes your mother knits for you. Yes I am a blonde, why would you ask such a question.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #37
                Re: Ummm, Hello

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Praise the Lord, that's the sort of supportive Christian commentary Butch needs, not these accusations and innuendoes!

                Maybe, if we are lucky, he can videotape Bruce finally being filled to the brim with the Love of Jesus!


                Reverend, please don't get my hopes up too high! There's nothing I'd rather see than a good Christian man like Butch showing Bruce how to be penetrated by the love of the Lord!
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                An Open Question to All false christians.

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                • Butch Dickerson
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                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 63

                  #38
                  Re: Ummm, Hello

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Maybe, if we are lucky, he can videotape Bruce finally being filled to the brim with the Love of Jesus!
                  Do you think that some of the Senior Pastors (and inquisitive ladies!) here at Landover might be interested in a DVD copy of Bruce's faith instruction?

                  I mean, I don't' make much money mowing lawns, and the community service thing is almost over, and Bruce is a theater major and all, and like "auditions" can be important for him too.
                  Right?

                  I will see if I can get him to sign a waiver for his part in the DVD 'instruction' videos .
                  It may take a while.
                  He is in the damn sniveling stage now, and it usually takes till morning for him to realize what I do to him is for his own good.

                  Finally: Lisa H: "Yes I am a blonde, why would you ask such a question."
                  um, ah, a, just a standard Aryan inquiry, ah , do you have blue eyes too?
                  How many sit-ups can you do?
                  {Mom always ask if I talked to any White girls lately, and I can answer this week without lying }
                  Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #39
                    Re: Ummm, Hello

                    Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post

                    Finally: Lisa H: "Yes I am a blonde, why would you ask such a question."
                    um, ah, a, just a standard Aryan inquiry, ah , do you have blue eyes too?
                    How many sit-ups can you do?
                    {Mom always ask if I talked to any White girls lately, and I can answer this week without lying }
                    I do not do any exercises, they turn women into masculine shemales. If you are talking about sitting, I always sit lady like in a chair.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Butch Dickerson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 63

                      #40
                      Re: Ummm, Hello

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      I do not do any exercises, they turn women into masculine shemales. If you are talking about sitting, I always sit lady like in a chair.
                      Oh, uh, well masculine shemales. Huh, I can only wish that exercise could do THAT.
                      At least I can be honest with Mom this week. You are a real women.

                      Hey Lycia , been tested for STD's lately?
                      {Mom wants to know that a lot too. Since I talked with two Baptist babes tonight , I thought I would get it out of the way in our man-woman conversing.
                      If I am real honest, Mom bakes me a pie of my choice!}
                      Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #41
                        Re: Ummm, Hello

                        Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post
                        Oh, uh, well masculine shemales. Huh, I can only wish that exercise could do THAT.
                        At least I can be honest with Mom this week. You are a real women.
                        One of the masculine shemales came onto the forum just recently. You can see a post she made here. Have you seen it at the gym you go to.

                        I am l glad you will be honest with your mom. You should be telling lies anyway, it makes baby Jesus cry.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #42
                          Re: Ummm, Hello

                          Bruce, it's good to see a Christian man so fond of his mother's pie! I'm sure she smiles with motherly love each time you chow down.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Lycia The Repentant
                            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 2019

                            #43
                            Re: Ummm, Hello

                            Originally posted by Butch Dickerson View Post
                            Hey Lycia , been tested for STD's lately?
                            Even better sir, I have accepted the Lord into my life and he has healed all my afflictions.

                            "And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee." Exodus 15:26

                            "The righteous cry, and the LORD heareth, and delivereth them out of all their troubles. The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit. Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the LORD delivereth him out of them all." Psalm 34:17-19

                            "Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;" Psalm 103:3

                            "Come, and let us return unto the LORD: for he hath torn, and he will heal us; he hath smitten, and he will bind us up." Hosea 6:1

                            The best tests are those conducted by God.
                            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                            An Open Question to All false christians.

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              #44
                              Re: Ummm, Hello

                              Originally posted by Lycra The Repentant View Post
                              Even better sir, I have accepted the Lord into my life and he has healed all my afflictions.
                              Where there a LOT of them Lycra?
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                              • Lycia The Repentant
                                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 2019

                                #45
                                Re: Ummm, Hello

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Where there a LOT of them Lycra?
                                Why do YOU care bucalini brigand? I can assure you none of my afflictions came from a diet that was too high in carbs.
                                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                                An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                                Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                                My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                                Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                                An Open Question to All false christians.

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