[James Dewitt]

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um, Thanks! I get a lot of compliments on my pecs.
I take extra-special care of them because I have hyper-sensitive nipples.

Most men really should take better care of their pecs.
After I give them a smooth, close, circular shave (I do mine in the shower), well ... then I give em' a gently drying with a 100% cotton towel.
I follow that by a long rubdown with a creamy lotion to bring out the highlights (and accentuate their roundness).

I used a small suction device when I was younger to give the nipples a pill-like shape. That worked OK, but it caused my nips to go erect when I coughed.

I've got to use extra protection when I parade my stuff on the beach; take care of my "pups" with SPF 30 and the proper covering , so they don't get sun freckles.

[Get Real Bro]

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That's not very nice, he didn't lie, be grateful?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh, come now, Brother. Butch is quite obviously a Not Gay True Heterosexual™.

He wears protection over his manly chest when in the sun, as evidenced by his tan lines. That's protecting God's Temple!

He ties up his obviously-gay roommate, Bruce, before working out, so that Bruce cannot attempt to rape him, and also cannot pollute himself by M-ing. Imagine the danger if Bruce slipped up on Butch while he was pressing the barbell and M-d all over Butch's sweat-soaked, bare chest? Butch could catch the AIDS! Especially if it hit his hyper-sensitive nipples!

What if Bruce came up behind Butch while he was doing leg curls, his ankles pinned by the weight machine, and tried to mount him?

No, Butch is most definitely Not Gay. If he were gay, he would be leaving Bruce able to get free, I bet, or doing perverted things with Bruce. There's no evidence that Butch has done anything perverted, is there? I mean, they have separate bedrooms and all, right?

[James Dewitt]

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Oh, come now, Brother. Butch is quite obviously a Not Gay True Heterosexual™.

He wears protection over his manly chest when in the sun, as evidenced by his tan lines. That's protecting God's Temple!

He ties up his obviously-gay roommate, Bruce, before working out, so that Bruce cannot attempt to rape him, and also cannot pollute himself by M-ing. Imagine the danger if Bruce slipped up on Butch while he was pressing the barbell and M-d all over Butch's sweat-soaked, bare chest? Butch could catch the AIDS! Especially if it hit his hyper-sensitive nipples!

What if Bruce came up behind Butch while he was doing leg curls, his ankles pinned by the weight machine, and tried to mount him?

No, Butch is most definitely Not Gay. If he were gay, he would be leaving Bruce able to get free, I bet, or doing perverted things with Bruce. There's no evidence that Butch has done anything perverted, is there? I mean, they have separate bedrooms and all, right?

Hey Rev, the guy used some kind of suction device on his nipples to make them big. Why would he do that. Christian ladies don't care how big a mans nipples are. Why would he shave his chest? It sounds Homererotic to me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hey Rev, the guy used some kind of suction device on his nipples to make them big. Why would he do that. Christian ladies don't care how big a mans nipples are. Why would he shave his chest? It sounds Homererotic to me.

No, no, not at all. He just wants the women to see that all of him is big and masculine. He probably had little puny womanly nipples before, and I bet he had about three stray hairs on his whole chest which, let's face it, would look pretty unmanly. Better none in that case.

I mean, if he was gay, he'd have Bruce shave his chest and suck suction his nipples for him, right?

Right, Butch?

[Butch Dickerson]

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I AM NOT GAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Normally, when some dude even ask that question --- or makes a smarmy remark as such --- then I have to recite over and over in my head the things that those counselors tell me ... I gotta, um, think those happy thoughts. Happy thoughts about Jesus and the Apostles --- and then I just can't hhhhelp thinking what I would do that fricken' accusing Judas if I got my hands on him {Matthew 27:3 }.
I would tie the slickest knot ... hoist ... I would grin and count his swings like time-on-a-pendulum as rat Judas dangles from that fateful tree ---- 30 silver coins glisten in the moonlight at his accusing jew feet ... his tongue sticking out all purple and swollen , buggy eyed ... Judas's in the midst of the Apostles is what the problem really was ... accusing Judas's tormenting and tempting the righteous on the internet ... yeah that's ... um.

Okay, okay, get this straight.
Get it straight cause I am straight.
Straight, straight, straight. I am straight cause I am a second generation Baptist and therefore I have straight Baptist in my pure Caucasian blood.
There is no such thing as a queer Baptist.
Fact.
It just can not happen, Mom said Our Savior would not allowed it to happen (or would give rebucation strength over any demon that would even try and cause gayness upon Gods' chosen faithful.)

Now--- I was answering that kind, polite, and gentle Rev. Rodimer ( who seems a lot more sensitive and caring than all the accusing cadre of the internets fricken' cyber-bullies!!). um, If there were more caring folks like him in this world (with his wide outstretched hands of comfort, warmth , and abundant welcome) and especially the way he understands the way woman need to view my abundant masculinity ... well, then I just wouldn't have to go in and punish my roommate Bruce.

Bruce will bear my wrath for the evil implications of any "gayness" the internet brings upon my reputation and personage.

See what some of you have done?
Not my fault.

(PM: Rev. Rodimer- I tried blindfolding Bruce do some of the "shaving" (to give me more time to soap-up with Axe samples), but his hands shook too much.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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See, James? I told you he was Not Gay.

(PM: Rev. Rodimer- I tried blindfolding Bruce do some of the "shaving" (to give me more time to soap-up with Axe samples), but his hands shook too much.

The last thing you want is a shaky-handed, blindfolded homo coming at you with a razor!

I sure hope he wasn't shaving anything lower than your chest, at least. He wasn't, right? He could have cut off your ability to produce Soldiers for Christ!

Remember, homosexuals want to have sex with real men because they are jealous. They know that they aren't real men themselves. They want a real man to make them "complete", in one of two ways . . . through being taken by the real man, or by conquering and taking the real man himself.

When a real man like you continues to spurn a homosexual's advances, he may become violent and try to injure or rape you. Remember the homosexual's favorite pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you, Butch?"

Be careful with that Bruce. Homosexuals are devious deviants, and he will probably be trying to find ways to get his hands on your taut, muscled body, or at least watch you all the time and lust after you.

Ever seen the movie "Sliver"?

[James Dewitt]

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See, James? I told you he was Not Gay.


The last thing you want is a shaky-handed, blindfolded homo coming at you with a razor!

I sure hope he wasn't shaving anything lower than your chest, at least. He wasn't, right? He could have cut off your ability to produce Soldiers for Christ!

Remember, homosexuals want to have sex with real men because they are jealous. They know that they aren't real men themselves. They want a real man to make them "complete", in one of two ways . . . through being taken by the real man, or by conquering and taking the real man himself.

When a real man like you continues to spurn a homosexual's advances, he may become violent and try to injure or rape you. Remember the homosexual's favorite pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you, Butch?"

Be careful with that Bruce. Homosexuals are devious deviants, and he will probably be trying to find ways to get his hands on your taut, muscled body, or at least watch you all the time and lust after you.

Ever seen the movie "Sliver"?

Oh I hear ya Rev, ever see the movie Pulp Fiction? Makes you wonder Zed.

[Butch Dickerson]

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Rev Rodimer: Thanks for watching my back, new friend.
{note to any accusing Judas's , I said watching NOT washing.}

I feel better now. Bruce does not.
I think he chipped a tooth.
I needed to get part of it out of my knuckle with a tweezers.

James Dewitt:
May I take a moment to explain the essentials my getting a good looking buffed-bod along with me being a faithful NON-GAY follower of Christ?
As a single guy , my faith doesn't always shine so bright in the hot beachfront sun. That's because I am still young.
Single dudes need an attractant to stimulate the corneal contact response in the ovulating females. So, besides the initial blast of my musculature, what's a good Christian babe gonna notice next ? My perfect pecs crowned by perfectly shaped male nipples. Duh. What an interesting thing that I hope we (her and I ) have in common!
Beautiful, pert, perfectly pill-shaped peaks!
Christian people with sculptured bodies have a lot in common, and they also find it easy to engage in friendly conversion (and have a smooth mutual introductory gaze).
I hope that my next Christian female encounter has hyper-sensitive nipples too (and I sincerely hope they do NOT have a weird pyramid shape that seriously turns me off).

"Buffing the bod" and prepping your urges to fight the End-Time battle is the most noble thing I have aspired to. I have prayed (volunteered) to Jesus to leave me behind at the Rapture so I can willingly bathe in the gore that will Apocalypticly follow.
I will do battle lookin' so good!
{Just like those Greek warriors in the 300 Spartan movies: kicken' ass, sweatin' at Hells gates, oiling up the abs, carving up the Muslim invaders like turkeys at Moms' Thanksgiving dinners. Glory BE!}

When I go to Heaven, I want to have some interesting conversation with the prophets. How do you think I will look if I ask about Ezekiels' Wheels? "Bitchin wheels Zeke" I say.
His reply: "Uh, nice halo, uh, Butch".
(He must have to say that everybody)
Not me. He will say "Butch, uber-cool pecs. Luv the nips dude! What's your workout routine?"

Finally, James - maybe you need a good exercise plan. Got a bench?

(PM: Rev Rodimer, Bruce got a movie last night called "The Color Purple".
It looks like it will have more shuffling coons than a Tarzan movie. I will send him back to get the "Sliver" flick you mentioned.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ummm, Hello

I think you might want to watch "Sliver" alone, lest it give Bruce any ideas.

We don't want you to turn up on www.butchdickerson.com, do we?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Butch, have you seen "Sliver" yet?

Has Bruce been pulling any similar stunts, trying to video tape you in the shower or changing your clothes?

[ExGay Alex]

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Butch, I have seen a lot of young men protesting that they were 'not gay' in my ministry, but few who protest as much as you. I think you will feel a great deal more comfortable in your own skin, no longer trying to prove something with all that macho posturing, if you will accept that Satan is giving you these feelings but that there is help out there for you in Christ Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Butch, I have seen a lot of young men protesting that they were 'not gay' in my ministry, but few who protest as much as you. I think you will feel a great deal more comfortable in your own skin, no longer trying to prove something with all that macho posturing, if you will accept that Satan is giving you these feelings but that there is help out there for you in Christ Jesus.

Alex, I believe we have solidly determined that Butch is absolutely Not Gay. Even Bobby-Joe has personally tested Butch's resolve, and found him to be steadfast, solid as a rock, and every inch as Not Gay as Bobby-Joe himself.

Is it possible, being an Ex-Gay yourself, that you might be projecting just a tad?

[Butch Dickerson]

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Butch ... I think you will feel a great deal more comfortable in your own skin, no longer trying to prove something with all that macho posturing ...

I have heard that whole "feel comfortable in your own skin" lecture before. um ,uh, The counselors told me that stuff in therapy when I was 14 years old. Just because I really, really liked that Silence Of The lambs movie (and especially that Buffalo Bill Gumb with the uber-cool green night vision glasses) ... and they even took away all the penpal letters I wrote to Ed Gein .
OK, Ok, I get it "no skin but your own skin" is exactly what fricken' society expects.

Geez, its like fricken' vivisection and fashion design isn't even legal for a young man to consider as a career anymore.

No matter. Not a big deal. I am not gay cause They talk with a lisp and wiggle their hips.
Not me dude. Hips are straight without wiggles when I strut my stuff , lateral to my firm muscular glutes , and angled proportionately below my six-pac abs!

Rev Rodimer: what is with some of these fairy-like "questions" the other guys keep asking ? I can understand that my good looks certainly do incite an envious appeal, and of course will promote some competition in the puffy older guys here.
When it comes to us vying for Baptchick vessels of our seed, hey all's fair in love and war ... but why can't others understand me as well as you and some of the other Pastors do?
I mean, the angrier I get, the more Bruce looses.
So some of these guys must be sadistic, huh?

[Lisa H]

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Butch, I know you are protesting about not being gay. Could you please explain these tan lines.