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  • Acey Decey
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    • Sep 2010
    • 41

    #1

    Acey Decey

    Dear Acey Decey,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

    Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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    I suggest you refrain from calling we True Christians "nut jobs".

    This infraction has dual purpose.

    1. To address the above issue

    2. You have neglected to create an introduction thread in our appropriately named INTRODUCTION FORUM

    Please do it immediately.

    YIC

    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
    Jeez Louise. You sound like a freakin school marm Mrs Dewitt. Where is the hair bun and glasses? Want me to wait outside your office so you can come and spank some sense into me?

    Anyway, I go to the Church of Acca Dacca

    My favourite verses

    Bon 77:1 In the beginning, back in 1955.
    Bon 77:2 Man didn't know about a rock and roll show and all that jive
    Bon 77:3 White man had the schmoltz and black man had the blues
    Bon 77:4 No one knew what they were gonna do but Tchiakovsky had the news. He Said
    Bon 77:5 Let there be light. And there was light
    Bon 77:6 Let there be sound. And there was sound
    Bon 77:7 Let there be drums. And there were drums
    Bon 77:8 Let there be guitar and there was guitar
    Bon 77:9 Let there be Rock.


    I tried to find Jesus when I went to Tijuana. I called his name and about 30 mexicans turned around.

    ACEY DECEY
  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
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    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #2
    Re: Acey Decey

    If you had followed protocol, the infraction would not have been necessary. Your lewd comments relating to it were completely unwarranted as well.

    I suggest you keep your comments civil from now on.

    Now, why are you here, as it was not much of an introduction.

    Are you male or female? It is difficult to determine considering your username.

    Are you one of those satanic rock band groupie whores?

    Also, we don't appreciate you mocking Jesus. Of course you would not have found Christ in Tijuana. They are all Mary worshipping cathlicks. I bet you saw a lot of statues of her though and messican scum kissing the pope's ring.

    YIC

    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Acey Decey
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      • Sep 2010
      • 41

      #3
      Re: Acey Decey

      OK Phebe Figillilly I apologise for my out of line remark. We know that the peeps on this site couldn't make it to the level of school marm anyhoo so I was out of line.

      as for the introduction, I followed the instructions at the top of the page. I told you which church I go to and my favourite verses and how I found Jesus.

      And I was telling the truth about Jesus. The mexicans even showed me their ID. There was Jesus Sanchez, Jesus Luiz, Jesus Garcia, Jesus Hernandez, Jesus Medina and many others. It was like a where's Wally but with Jesus'.

      Now, why are you here, as it was not much of an introduction.

      For the laughs

      Are you male or female? It is difficult to determine considering your username.


      I am whatever you want me to be baby

      Are you one of those satanic rock band groupie whores?

      No




      ACEY DECEY

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: Acey Decey

        Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
        OK Phebe Figillilly I apologise for my out of line remark. We know that the peeps on this site couldn't make it to the level of school marm anyhoo so I was out of line.

        as for the introduction, I followed the instructions at the top of the page. I told you which church I go to and my favourite verses and how I found Jesus.

        And I was telling the truth about Jesus. The mexicans even showed me their ID. There was Jesus Sanchez, Jesus Luiz, Jesus Garcia, Jesus Hernandez, Jesus Medina and many others. It was like a where's Wally but with Jesus'.




        For the laughs



        I am whatever you want me to be baby


        No




        ACEY DECEY
        ACEY DECEY, Are you some sort of queer Bi-sexual.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Acey Decey
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          • Sep 2010
          • 41

          #5
          Re: Acey Decey

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          ACEY DECEY, Are you some sort of queer Bi-sexual.
          Why? are you?

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #6
            Re: Acey Decey

            Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
            Why? are you?
            I asked you first. Are you always so rude to answer a question with a question.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: Acey Decey

              All bi-sexual men always ask each other if they are ac/dc.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                #8
                Re: Acey Decey

                Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
                Jeez Louise. You sound like a freakin school marm Mrs Dewitt. Where is the hair bun and glasses? Want me to wait outside your office so you can come and spank some sense into me?
                Ms DeWittless used to wear her hair in a bun but she got fed up of the crumbs falling down her neck.
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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #9
                  Re: Acey Decey

                  Why are you so quiet. The quiet ones are the ones that have the most secrets to hide. What are you hiding.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Acey Decey
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                    • Sep 2010
                    • 41

                    #10
                    Re: Acey Decey

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    All bi-sexual men always ask each other if they are ac/dc.
                    As do bi-sexual women

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                    • Acey Decey
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                      • Sep 2010
                      • 41

                      #11
                      Re: Acey Decey

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      All bi-sexual men always ask each other if they are ac/dc.
                      Your picture does not show you to be a bisexual male... Then again I suppose some bisexual males like to get doled up in drag

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #12
                        Re: Acey Decey

                        Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
                        As do bi-sexual women
                        No it is only bi-sexual men. Someone told me you like going to the The Taxi Club in Darlinghurst.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #13
                          Re: Acey Decey

                          I was sent your picture. Do you do your hair yourself or does your "friend" help you. Don't you think your skirt is a bit to short.

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                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Acey Decey
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                            • Sep 2010
                            • 41

                            #14
                            Re: Acey Decey

                            I do my make up so much better than that

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #15
                              Re: Acey Decey

                              Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
                              I do my make up so much better than that
                              So how do your make up then. Which ones do you prefer.

                              Have you tried Hush make-up

                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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