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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #31
    Re: Acey Decey

    Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
    Get it right
    Whats the difference. Your mother just looks younger in the picture I posted.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Acey Decey
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      • Sep 2010
      • 41

      #32
      Re: Acey Decey

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      Look son, Jesus does not want you to ware a dress if you are a man, no ifs ands or buts.
      Deuteronomy 22:5
      The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

      Why do you want to make Baby Jesus cry.
      Are you from Austrilia like Sister Lisa says? If so no wonder my wife left that God forsaken hell hole, she could not find a straight man.

      I never said I wore a dress

      Yes I am from AUSTRALIA (learn to spell) and I reckon I could get your wife off better than you could. Nay.... I KNOW I could and she would be back here squeeing very quickly

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #33
        Re: Acey Decey

        Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
        I never said I wore a dress

        Yes I am from AUSTRALIA (learn to spell) and I reckon I could get your wife off better than you could. Nay.... I KNOW I could and she would be back here squeeing very quickly
        So where do you live. In Moonee Ponds with your mother, Gay Sydney or are you a Gold Coast Glitter boy.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Acey Decey
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          • Sep 2010
          • 41

          #34
          Re: Acey Decey

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          No I am very sure of that fact. I wanted to make sure that there was no confusion or question on your part.
          Jesus does not want you to be a Homer or a bihomer, you where born a Hetrosexural man. You should find a Good Independant Baptist church and let the Pastor beat the Gay out of you. Have you tried to pray away the Gay?
          You mean get down on my knees to please Jesus?

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #35
            Re: Acey Decey

            Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
            I never said I wore a dress

            Yes I am from AUSTRALIA (learn to spell) and I reckon I could get your wife off better than you could. Nay.... I KNOW I could and she would be back here squeeing very quickly
            What are you a grammar Nazi?
            Get her off? She better be off the sofa and making my breakfast.I swear if that woman serves me that nasty vegemite again, a black eye is coming her way. Oh by the way its spelled squealing, and why would she do that.

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            • Acey Decey
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              • Sep 2010
              • 41

              #36
              Re: Acey Decey

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              So where do you live. In Moonee Ponds with your mother, Gay Sydney or are you a Gold Coast Glitter boy.
              I grew up in Moonee Ponds, now I am right at home on the glitter strip

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #37
                Re: Acey Decey

                Brother James, I would be careful of this one if I was you. It might be after Sister Phebe and yourself.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #38
                  Re: Acey Decey

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  What are you a grammar Nazi?
                  Get her off? She better be off the sofa and making my breakfast.I swear if that woman serves me that nasty vegemite again, a black eye is coming her way. Oh by the way its spelled squealing, and why would she do that.
                  I have my laptop in the kitchen and am making you coffee, fluffy buttermilk pancakes, sausage links, bacon and sourbread toast.

                  Phebe.




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #39
                    Re: Acey Decey

                    Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
                    Why did you capitalise "TO A WOMAN"? are you trying to convince yourself?
                    There does seem to be a lot of that going on in this place.
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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #40
                      Re: Acey Decey

                      Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
                      I grew up in Moonee Ponds, now I am right at home on the glitter strip

                      That is going to give me nightmares. At least you could remove that body hair.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Acey Decey
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 41

                        #41
                        Re: Acey Decey

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        What are you a grammar Nazi?
                        Get her off? She better be off the sofa and making my breakfast.I swear if that woman serves me that nasty vegemite again, a black eye is coming her way. Oh by the way its spelled squealing, and why would she do that.

                        On the sofa, off the sofa, on the kitchen floor, on the washing machine whatever... and she would go beyond squealing and be SQUEEING.

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                        • Shela Tansper
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 240

                          #42
                          Re: Acey Decey

                          Looking at your favorite verses i would say you have sold your soul to the devil worshiping band AC/DC hence your name, you should follow some more traditional australian music i have seen this group advertised while i have been visiting your shores and i think you would be more as it were "at home" with them.

                          The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                          King James Bible v1611
                          A passage a day keeps satan away

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                          • Acey Decey
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 41

                            #43
                            Re: Acey Decey

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                            I have my laptop in the kitchen and am making you coffee, fluffy buttermilk pancakes, sausage links, bacon and sourbread toast.

                            Phebe.

                            You are a very beautiful woman. What are you doing katowing to a man for? (Of course with a breakfast like that you are leading him to a heart attack... is that your plan???)

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #44
                              Re: Acey Decey

                              Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post



                              On the sofa, off the sofa, on the kitchen floor, on the washing machine whatever... and she would go beyond squealing and be SQUEEING.

                              Why would she be on the floor other than to scrub it( Phebe does enjoy a clean floor)

                              I have never heard of sitting on a washing machine before. Don't you people in Australia have proper furniture? If you quit spending money on dresses and save a bit, you might be able to afford a chair. Just saying it has to be more comfortable that a washing machine.

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                              • Witch of Endor
                                Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 65

                                #45
                                Re: Acey Decey

                                Merry met friend

                                As a Wiccan, I used to believe there was beauty in the human form. Your creepy picture changed that.

                                Blessed be, my faith shattering friend

                                Kassandra, Witch of Endor
                                Leviticus 20:27
                                A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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