Greetings from the far north!

[James Smithson]

Hello, friends and neighbors. My name is James Smithson, and I was born and raised in Alaska. I've been attending the local Baptist church ever since I was saved when I was much younger. Although I am only nineteen at the moment, I've been trying my best to spread His word to the nonbelievers that plague my hometown of Wasilla.
I hope to find among you kindred souls who believe in nothing more than the true word and love of God!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Hello, friends and neighbors. My name is James Smithson, and I was born and raised in Alaska. I've been attending the local Baptist church ever since I was saved when I was much younger. Although I am only nineteen at the moment, I've been trying my best to spread His word to the nonbelievers that plague my hometown of Wasilla.
I hope to find among you kindred souls who believe in nothing more than the true word and love of God!

Which of these do you go to First Baptist, Fairview Loop, Independent, Birch Harbor, Big Lake or Pilgrims to receive your brain washing?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Welcome to our friendly forum!

What is life like in Wasilla?

[James Smithson]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Which of these do you go to First Baptist, Fairview Loop, Independent, Birch Harbor, Big Lake or Pilgrims to receive your brain washing?

Surely you're joking. I came to this forum because I had heard that it was a place I could go to express my belief in the One True God without being heckled and harrassed by nonbelievers. I'm saddened to see that I was wrong.

Regardless, in response to Cranky Old Man, life in Wasilla is wonderful. I have a fantastic time spreading the word as aggressively as I need to around here. The only problem is that evangelizing anywhere but public places is very dangerous. Quite a few times I've been mistaken as one of those filthy Mormon cultists and have had guns pointed in my direction. There's nothing wrong with bearing arms, but unfortunately the local population around here are jaded by the Mormon homosexuals attempting to steal their souls from Jesus.

Any advice?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Surely you're joking. I came to this forum because I had heard that it was a place I could go to express my belief in the One True God without being heckled and harrassed by nonbelievers. I'm saddened to see that I was wrong.

Now now Jimmy I was not heckling you or harresing you, I mealy asked which is your church, something that the priests here are going to ask you anyway.

[Annie1]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Welcome to Gods favorite forum mister James. Please ignore the filth spewing pirate, he won't go away.

What is your favorite Bible verse? How about your favorite kind of pie? I hope we can be friends.

YIC

- Annie Anderson

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Jo Freddie, you asked him where he got brainwashed. That's harrashment.

At any rate: Welcome to this fantastic forum, James Smithson. The nut jobs like Jo Freddie are relatively few in number so I hope you will stick around

Do you have any children?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Jo Freddie, you asked him where he got brainwashed. That's harrashment.

Not at all, it is not MY fault that is what goes on in those places.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Not at all, it is not MY fault that is what goes on in those places.

No, it is certainly not your fault that people's souls are being saved from an eternity in the Lake of Fire.

And please don't post any more nonsense - you have already proven how stupid you are, Jo Freddie.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Now now Jimmy I was not heckling you or harresing you, I mealy asked which is your church, something that the priests here are going to ask you anyway.

We don't have priests, imbecile.

As for you, Mr. Smithson, which church do you attend? As the retarded butt-pirate has pointed out, there are a number of Baptist churches in Wasilla.

The Pastors here will want to contact your local pastor for a reference.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

No, it is certainly not your fault that people's souls are being saved from an eternity in the Lake of Fire.

As I keep pointing - There is no eternal Lake of fire.

We don't have priests, imbecile.

That is not very nice, calling Ezekiel Bathfire an imbecile.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

As I keep pointing - There is no eternal Lake of fire.

That is not very nice, calling Ezekiel Bathfire an imbecile.

Um . . . he was explaining why we use "pastor" and NOT "priest".

I do believe there is a slot in Landover's Ex-Retarded program being kept open just for you . . .

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

Um . . . he was explaining why we use "pastor" and NOT "priest".

No he was explaining why he does not think cat-o-lick priests are not actually priests.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

No he was explaining why he does not think cat-o-lick priests are not actually priests.

They certainly are. They aren't priests of God; they are Pagan priests who lead worship of Mary and crackers.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings from the far north!

They certainly are. They aren't priests of God; they are Pagan priests who lead worship of Mary and crackers.

Does not change the fact that according to Batho a pastor is a priest.