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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #16
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by metallica View Post
    im not studying at uni at 8:50 in the evening.

    i come here seeking lols thanks to the ESP guitar forum
    It's such a shame that you find the Word of God to be a laughing matter.

    Well, you did call me a faggot, so at least we share a common dislike for homosexuality. Perhaps we can build on that to make you a Christian yet.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #17
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by metallica View Post
      im not studying at uni at 8:50 in the evening.

      i come here seeking lols thanks to the ESP guitar forum
      Are you taking English literature per chance? It sure appears that way.

      LOL stands for Little Oral Laddy in Catholic slang from what I hear. Are you a catlick friend? You're here to get on the True path?
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • Get Real Bro
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 65

        #18
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        Are you taking English literature per chance? It sure appears that way.

        LOL stands for Little Oral Laddy in Catholic slang from what I hear. Are you a catlick friend? You're here to get on the True path?
        I obviously enjoy the excessive way this extremist forum of Jesus's followers is extremely full of the most obnoxious and obvious hypocrites I have ever observed in my young life of eternal goodness and kindness in which we do not need a supernatural immortal being to direct the manners and morals to our peaceful, educated lifestyles.

        Many Christians of the Landover Baptist church whom I utterly do no respect, seem to use the very concept of lieing to even the most innocent soules of the universe whilst the Christians on this site mostly oppose lieing whom often claim that facts are the answer but become profound and require the most profound scriptures of the obvious Bible.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #19
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
          I obviously enjoy the excessive way this extremist forum of Jesus's followers is extremely full of the most obnoxious and obvious hypocrites I have ever observed in my young life of eternal goodness and kindness in which we do not need a supernatural immortal being to direct the manners and morals to our peaceful, educated lifestyles.

          Many Christians of the Landover Baptist church whom I utterly do no respect, seem to use the very concept of lieing to even the most innocent soules of the universe whilst the Christians on this site mostly oppose lieing whom often claim that facts are the answer but become profound and require the most profound scriptures of the obvious Bible.
          Uh, what?

          Do me a favour: go to the one that supposedly taught you grammar, and inform them that they failed.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #20
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
            I obviously enjoy the excessive way this extremist forum of Jesus's followers is extremely full of the most obnoxious and obvious hypocrites I have ever observed in my young life of eternal goodness and kindness in which we do not need a supernatural immortal being to direct the manners and morals to our peaceful, educated lifestyles.

            Many Christians of the Landover Baptist church whom I utterly do no respect, seem to use the very concept of lieing to even the most innocent soules of the universe whilst the Christians on this site mostly oppose lieing whom often claim that facts are the answer but become profound and require the most profound scriptures of the obvious Bible.
            Maybe it understands internet memes better.

            Drama queen

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            • Get Real Bro
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2010
              • 65

              #21
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Uh, what?

              Do me a favour: go to the one that supposedly taught you grammar, and inform them that they failed.
              So you failed.

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              • Witch of Endor
                Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
                • Oct 2010
                • 65

                #22
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
                So you failed.
                Give it time friend, it takes more than a few days to learn proper grammer.

                Judging by Mr. Much's posts, he is an excellent teacher. I am sure that one day, perhaps in the far future, you will be able to construct a reasonably passable sentence in English.

                Blessed be, my grammatically-disinclined friend

                Kassandra, Witch of Endor
                Leviticus 20:27
                A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #23
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
                  So you failed.
                  Can't even tell which one's are on your side, can you.

                  Nah, you're just here to get banned so that you can go back to /b/ with another notch on your keyboard.
                  Drama queen

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #24
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Maybe it understands internet memes better.
                    A video might help, Sister.

                    Warning: A grammar-teaching harlot is featured in this video. It is not appropriate for unsaved males to view.


                    Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
                    Give it time friend, it takes more than a few days to learn proper grammer.
                    Or to spell it.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #25
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      A video might help, Sister.

                      Warning: A grammar-teaching harlot is featured in this video. It is not appropriate for unsaved males to view.



                      Or to spell it.
                      Is that song about her Grandmother?
                      Posted via Pasta

                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Is that song about her Grandmother?
                        The lyrics are posted on the screen. Try reading them, Pastard.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #27
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          The lyrics are posted on the screen. Try reading them, Pastard.
                          The words on the screen did not match the video, on screen it said "wit" when they clear say "with"
                          It says "grammar" on the screen while they sing about Ganma.
                          Posted via Pasta

                          True Pastafarian™

                          May my Sauce be with you!
                          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                          The Loose Canon - HTML version
                          Loose Canon Fan Page
                          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                          I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #28
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            The words on the screen did not match the video, on screen it said "wit" when they clear say "with"
                            It says "grammar" on the screen while they sing about Ganma.
                            You need more protein. This high-carb diet of yours is allowing your brain to rot.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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