[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: HELLO

ok I think I fixed my capslock, sorry, my son must have spilled one of his sticky drinks on it.

It's an improvement and welcome again!

Your son should not have anything sticky and most certainly never allowed access to the Interwebs without your direct supervision.

Have you disciplined him as you are commanded by God?

"He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." Proverbs 13:24 - KJV

In Christ!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: HELLO

WHY IS A WOMAN ADDRESSING ME LIKE THIS? ALSO I AM NOT YELLING I AM NOT EVEN TALKING ACTUALLY, I DON'T TALK TOO WELL EVER SINCE THE DOCTOR TOOK A CHUNK OF MY THROAT OUT BECAUSE OF THE 'CANCER'. I'M FAIRLY SURE THEY JUST WANTED MY DNA 'ON FILE'.

Because like it or not sparky, I am a True Christian and you are unsaved trash.

Also, if you are going to quote the Bible at least make it the CORRECT Bible(KJV1611), rather than the piss poor per-version you quoted.

1 Timothy 2:11

11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.



Now, considering there is absolutely nothing I can learn nor want to learn from you, I can address you in any way I see fit.

Also, if you had actually read the Bible, you would know that MANY women have held respected office with God; my namesake, being one of the many.

So, I suggest you zip your lip!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[JimBob69]

Re: HELLO

ok I think I fixed my capslock, sorry, my son must have spilled one of his sticky drinks on it.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: HELLO

I'M SORRY I FOLLOW THE ACTUAL WORD OF GOD

1 Timothy 2:11-12
Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence.


AS FOR DNA YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT I'M USING TO HAVING TO PLAY ALONG WITH THE 'SCIENTISTS' AND OTHER TRASH.

Unless your my father, my husband or my pastor, that doesn't exactly have anything to do with me. The same goes with any other woman on this board (their husbands and fathers of course)

And stop yelling.

[JimBob69]

Re: HELLO

I don't want to hear any more of your lip against the True Christians™ of GOD's favourite forum, whether it be against a man or a mere woman. You came here uninvited, and we have a right to question your motives.



DNA isn't really real, it isn't mentioned once in the Bible. My understanding is that we're all made of dust.

Genesis 2:7
And the LORD God formed man [of] the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

I'M SORRY I FOLLOW THE ACTUAL WORD OF GOD

1 Timothy 2:11-12
Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence.


AS FOR DNA YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT I'M USING TO HAVING TO PLAY ALONG WITH THE 'SCIENTISTS' AND OTHER TRASH.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HELLO

Stop posting in all caps. Behave yourself of begone. This is a Christian forum.

Please introduce yourself properly so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: HELLO

WHY IS A WOMAN ADDRESSING ME LIKE THIS?

I don't want to hear any more of your lip against the True Christians™ of GOD's favourite forum, whether it be against a man or a mere woman. You came here uninvited, and we have a right to question your motives.

ALSO I AM NOT YELLING I AM NOT EVEN TALKING ACTUALLY, I DON'T TALK TOO WELL EVER SINCE THE DOCTOR TOOK A CHUNK OF MY THROAT OUT BECAUSE OF THE 'CANCER'. I'M FAIRLY SURE THEY JUST WANTED MY DNA 'ON FILE'.

DNA isn't really real, it isn't mentioned once in the Bible. My understanding is that we're all made of dust.

Genesis 2:7
And the LORD God formed man [of] the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

[JimBob69]

Re: HELLO

You sound awfully angry, Brother. Maybe it's just a case of you not knowing how to use the modern computermachines properly. If you press "Caps Lock" on your keyboard you can talk normally in lower case.

How many sons has your wife bore for Jesus?

I THINK MY SON BROKE THE CAPSLOCK WHEN HE BORROWED MY PCMACHINE TO CHECK HIS EMAIL, HE'S BEEN COUNCILING MANY YOUNG HOMOSEXUAL MEN TO TURN THEM FROM SIN, HE'S MY FAVORITE OF THE FOUR (THE OTHER THREE ARE USELESS). I'LL SEE WHAT MY SCREWDRIVER CAN DO THOUGH.

AS FOR BIBLE VERSES I THINK THE ENTIRETY OF REVELATIONS IS MY FAVORITE, IT'S ALWAYS SO COMFORTING TO READ THE FATES OF THE QUEERS AND OTHER SINNERS HERE. AS FOR MY SIN (I SUPPOSE IT WAS MY WIFE'S BUT AS THE MAN I TAKE HER BURDEN, HER MIND CAN'T GRASP HER DEEDS), I RECENTLY REALIZED MY FAVORITE WORK SHIRT WAS A BLEND OF FABRICS, I'VE BEEN WEARING THAT SHIRT FOR OVER THREE MONTHS.

Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woolen and linen together.

[Lisa H]

Re: HELLO

If you were born in 1969 and the world has been declining since then. What have you been doing to make the world decline?

PS: Stop Yelling.

[JimBob69]

Re: HELLO

Why are you yelling?

WHY IS A WOMAN ADDRESSING ME LIKE THIS? ALSO I AM NOT YELLING I AM NOT EVEN TALKING ACTUALLY, I DON'T TALK TOO WELL EVER SINCE THE DOCTOR TOOK A CHUNK OF MY THROAT OUT BECAUSE OF THE 'CANCER'. I'M FAIRLY SURE THEY JUST WANTED MY DNA 'ON FILE'.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: HELLO

Welcome Brother,

No need to yell though.

Tell us, what vile sin finally humiliated you to the point that you realized it was either Salvation© through Jesus Christ or an eternity in Hell?

We cherish Scripture and trust that you do as well? Is there a verse of God's word that is especially endearing to you?

In Jesus!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: HELLO

You sound awfully angry, Brother. Maybe it's just a case of you not knowing how to use the modern computermachines properly. If you press "Caps Lock" on your keyboard you can talk normally in lower case.

How many sons has your wife bore for Jesus?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: HELLO

Is your keyboard broken?

Perhaps their keyboard may be broken, but at least they had the common courtesy to make an introduction thread of their own.

How about you do the same for yourself, atheisthater.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[athiesthater]

Re: HELLO

Is your keyboard broken?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: HELLO

Why are you yelling?