[BelieverInGod]

Re: G'd evening

Our religious views may be readily ascertained by reading the Bible. Have you tried that? We have a handy Bible in a Year forum here, just for eager seekers like you!

Thank you for being one of the few honest atheists who:

Can properly spell "atheist", and

Admits that it is a conscious choice to reject/claim disbelief in God, rather than an "unavoidable conclusion drawn from preponderance of the available evidence" as so many atheists claim.

Agreed, intelligent atheists are a rare breed. I really don't mind them hanging around that much because there is hope for them.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: G'd evening

you try to turn me christian. Great.

What did you expect on a Christian forum!?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: G'd evening

i wanted to participate in the conversation and ask about things that have left unclear to me.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: G'd evening

First thing you need to learn is that atheists like yourself go to Hell unless you repent and become Christians:

Revelations 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Atheists of all types go to hell

[Witch of Endor]

Re: G'd evening

Merry met friend!

Let me be the first non-believer to welcome you to this forum.

Blessed be, my fellow heathen

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: G'd evening

Quote:
Originally posted by: Witch of Endor

[faithhealer]

Re: G'd evening

I was once like you but then I allowed the power, the eternal power of my LORD to enter me and fill me with HIS light and love. There is a special corner of HELL saved for atheists and paedophiles where an eternity of BUGGERY awaits you all!

I encourage you to not only purchase the Holy King James' bible, but some properly blessed FLAGELLATION equipment so you can beat the LORD into yourself! It is the best cure!

JESUS PRAISE HIM! Suffered for our sins, so should we all! I recommend chains and salt for the wounds and beat yourself till you bleed! Then the LORD will notice and HE WILL ENTER and HE WILL RESTORE!

PRAISE! LOVE! HOPE! COMPASSION!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: G'd evening

Merry met friend!

Let me be the first non-believer to welcome you to this forum.

Blessed be, my fellow heathen

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

Oh, good, then you two can car-pool to hell.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: G'd evening

Twisty,

Do you realize that you could die at any moment? You have little control over the moment of death. You could be hit by a drunk driver, or struck by lightning. Not to mention, God probably has it in for you, and is likely to smite you at any time, because you are a gatheist. ("Who me?" "Yes you!")

When this inevitable moment arrives, you will awaken with a searing pain in your backside. Looking over your shoulder you will see a great demon with a serrated tallywacker slowly filling your anal cavity, pumping gallons of molten lava, deep frying your intestines. Behind him will be an infinitely long line of larger and larger demons, masturbating with their serrated tallywackers, waiting their turn to defile you like a fresh clam.

Unless you turn to Jesus.