Praise God it's an Introduction!

[Caitlin in Christ]

Hello fellow servants in Christ. My name is Caitlin and I've come to share my experiences and stories as a good Christian Woman after recovering from 2 years of horrible sinning as a misguided feminist. I praise God every day that I met my husband and he was loving enough to beat the Holy Spirit into me, glory to God!
Through the careful and loving guidance of his hand I have become a great cook and a modest woman for God and my husband, my hobbies now include reading the bible, cooking, cleaning, and watching after my son and daughter's (Luke and Missy)'s bible study.

Nice to meet you and Bless!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Caitlin in Christ]

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Thank you Pastor Ezekiel, I give up thanks to God that I have received your greeting! I would like to share with you one of my favorite biblical quotes, reminding women of the price of allowing themselves to be led into temptation!

"And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire." Leviticus 21:9

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Congratulations on the son, Caitlin. It sounds like you have a good husband. Keep up the good work in the kitchen. What sort of pies can you bake?

[Caitlin in Christ]

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Thank you Sir and Bless, Luke is a boon from on high and I know he will contribute to the world and be a good Christian Man, God willing.
I have a good husband indeed, if not for him I would be lost and burning in eternal fires of hell!

Thanks for asking! I make a great blackberry pie I hear, and some home made ice cream to go along with it. Some nice apple and rhubarb too.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Hello Mrs Caitlin,

May I ask if you have your husband's permission to post on God's Favorite Forum?

It is nice to hear that you having baking skills. That is a sure sign of a good and decent Christian gal.

May I ask how old your children are?

Also asking if you are a Baptist and if so, which Church do you attend?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Levi Jones]

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Amen! We sure do love pie here!

A Bible reading of your favorite scriptures would be nice too.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Hello fellow servants in Christ. My name is Caitlin and I've come to share my experiences and stories as a good Christian Woman after recovering from 2 years of horrible sinning as a misguided feminist. I praise God every day that I met my husband and he was loving enough to beat the Holy Spirit into me, glory to God!
Through the careful and loving guidance of his hand I have become a great cook and a modest woman for God and my husband, my hobbies now include reading the bible, cooking, cleaning, and watching after my son and daughter's (Luke and Missy)'s bible study.

Nice to meet you and Bless!

Welcome in Christ Sister Caitlin!

You are most welcome here. It took me many years to prod Mrs. Porter into her proper role as a Christian woman. But then, in hindsight, I settled for less than I deserved. After twenty years as a filthy homosexual and daily defilement of my body, I suppose I was just happy that any woman would want me as I came to Christ and let Him come in me.

Jesus forgives all, but we need to be honest, sincere and complete in our repentance. What wickedness made you wake up in a cold sweat realizing that you need Jesus Christ to save you from your depravity? Was it it a lesbanian encounter you initially thought harmless? Embezzlement? Check fraud? Theft to support a narcotic addiction?

We have heard it all and there is none more undeserving of His Salvation© than me.

May God truly bless you and your family as we join in worship of Him!

In Christ!

[Caitlin in Christ]

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Hello to you Mrs Phebe, and Bless.

Of course My husband thought this forum would be an appropriate place for me to spend my time when on the internet. Bless you for asking.

Why thank you Miss! I enjoy not only baking but cooking steaks and stews, and other healthy dinners as the Lord saw it.

Missy is 2 and Luke is 3 respectively. I thank the Lord God every day for giving me a baby boy to give worth to society.

I am indeed a baptist, amen and go to the First Baptist Middleton church.

God bless you

[Caitlin in Christ]

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I'm always ready to serve some pie and I hope to bring some of my blueberry to a church social in the following days.

Here are some of my favorite scriptures and bless you Sir in all respect for asking:

"And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him. And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also." Genesis 38:7-10

I like this scripture because it reminds us that intercourse is not for us nor for our pleasure alone, nor for the pleasure of two together, but to create Good Christians, and Soldiers for God and his cause. I sometimes take the time to read this with my husband during intimate moments to keep this fresh in the air. It does wonders.

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Deuteronomy 23:1-2

This scripture warns of the folly of worthless bastard children out of wedlock as well as hints at the jew threat. I think this is an educational and cautionary scripture.

[Caitlin in Christ]

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In joy and respect, thank you Brother Porter for your warm welcome!
You are a kind and generous Christian Man and the time and care you have taken to prod your wife into the proper role as a Christian woman will have her praising the Lord every day! I know this because I am grateful to my husband for each punishment that he learned to me to rid my body and soul of the devil's temptations and ways.

Thank you Sir! I used to be a femnazi and had set out to take business classes - straight down the road to hell! I'd been having lesbian encounters as most feminists do, due to the feminist movement being yet another one of the homosexual's ways of tempting you into Satan's eternal fires. It was at that time that I met my husband while shopping for groceries and it was then that he began the mission to save my soul! At first I was a harpy but through belt and switch picking he taught me the way of a good Christian Woman. I submitted to the Lord and my husband and have not looked back. Amen. Praise God that my husband came into my life then or I would be roasting in the eternal fires and led away from God and His Righteous ways.

Thank you and God Bless!

[Jedediah]

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Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, lady. Isn't being a Christian just so AWESOME?! I get a tingle running up my spine every time I ponder Jesus' love for me.

Did you have a single come-to-Jesus moment, or was this a long time coming? When did you realize that you had hit rock bottom and that you needed Him in your life?

[Caitlin in Christ]

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Thank you Jedediah, Sir. And it's the most exciting feeling I've ever had! No sin beats the feeling of being saved and a servant in Christ! Amen!

I think it was a long time coming for me. I was unhappy in my life, lonely and bitter as well as disgusted by my hellbound sexual choices led to temptation by the devil. When my husband showed up and spoke to me of the Scripture, I knew I had to give my life to Christ.

God Bless you Sir!

[Jo Freddie]

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Hi there Caitlin, hopefully you will soon recover from this affliction and return to God.

[Brother Temperance]

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Thank you Sir! I used to be a femnazi and had set out to take business classes - straight down the road to hell! I'd been having lesbian encounters as most feminists do, due to the feminist movement being yet another one of the homosexual's ways of tempting you into Satan's eternal fires. It was at that time that I met my husband while shopping for groceries and it was then that he began the mission to save my soul! At first I was a harpy but through belt and switch picking he taught me the way of a good Christian Woman. I submitted to the Lord and my husband and have not looked back. Amen. Praise God that my husband came into my life then or I would be roasting in the eternal fires and led away from God and His Righteous ways.

Praise! It's always good to hear stories of another soul being saved. Why, thinking about how the radical socialist feminists tried to send you to business classes just sends shivers down my spine.