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  • Vicissitude
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    • Nov 2007
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    #1

    1 True Believer

    Hey all. Heard of this great board on another site.. This is awesome.. Praise to ya'll
    I like Jesus. I mean I REALLY like jesus.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: 1 True Believer

      Originally posted by Vicissitude View Post
      Hey all. Heard of this great board on another site.. This is awesome.. Praise to ya'll
      Well praise Jesus!

      Please share with us which denomination church you attend, and some of your favorite verses.

      We'd all like to get to know you, freind.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Vicissitude
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          • Nov 2007
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          Re: 1 True Believer

          I don't really have any favorite verses. It's all good to me .
          I don't get out much though. My parents keep me at home and teach me everything I need to know about our good lord.
          I like Jesus. I mean I REALLY like jesus.

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            • Talitha
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              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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              • May 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: 1 True Believer

              Originally posted by Vicissitude View Post
              I don't really have any favorite verses. It's all good to me .
              I don't get out much though. My parents keep me at home and teach me everything I need to know about our good lord.
              Welcome.
              According to your Profile you say you like praying and M'ing.
              You know, Jesus weeps when someone does the "M" thing particularly when they are thinking of Him. He may get the wrong idea and think you are a Sodomite!!

              ARE YOU A SODOMITE???

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • Vicissitude
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                  • Nov 2007
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                  Re: 1 True Believer

                  I assure you I am in no way a sodomite. It was only meant in jest. I would never even think of actually doing such a vile thing!
                  I like Jesus. I mean I REALLY like jesus.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: 1 True Believer

                      Originally posted by Vicissitude View Post
                      I assure you I am in no way a sodomite. It was only meant in jest. I would never even think of actually doing such a vile thing!
                      How old are you pinky?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Brother Seb
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                          • Nov 2007
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                          #7
                          Re: 1 True Believer

                          Originally posted by Vicissitude View Post
                          I assure you I am in no way a sodomite. It was only meant in jest. I would never even think of actually doing such a vile thing!
                          Friend, I assure you that the path to salvation and His Kingdom is no laughing matter.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
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                              • Sep 2006
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                              #8
                              Re: 1 True Believer

                              Originally posted by Vicissitude View Post
                              I assure you I am in no way a sodomite. It was only meant in jest. I would never even think of actually doing such a vile thing!
                              Friend,

                              You do know a self polluter is a sodomite, they have sex with a man, themselves. I urge you to ask for Jesus forgiveness before He has you give over to Satan's demons to be used as they see fit.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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