Hello. I am Rev. Finn

[Rev. Finn]

Good day (that the Lord has made) to you all. Let us give thanks a praise. My name is Rev. Finn. I am an ordained minister now for the past 3 years. Praise God. I came upon your forum by chance (or the Blessed Lord hath lead me here) and I am so glad that I have found it. For the past 3 years of my ministry, I have been preaching the 'Golden Rule'. I was not aware until today what a waste of time that has been. It is only through this forum that my eyes have been opened (Praise God).
Before becoming a minister, I hated everyone that wasn't like me. My wife (whom I now know is a Godless heathen) told me that I should be nice to everyone and follow the 'Golden Rule'. At a moment of profound weakness, I allowed her demon spewing filth to fill my head and I was nice to everyone.
Not any more!!! Praise God.
I will smite her with my hard-backed Bible when she gets home from work. Praise God.
Thank you for having me.
God Bless.
Rev. Finn

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello. I am Rev. Finn

Welcome Rev. Interesting avatar, is that you going to hang with the ICP?

[Rev. Finn]

Re: Hello. I am Rev. Finn

Welcome Rev. Interesting avatar, is that you going to hang with the ICP?

Just after.

Oh, and thank you for such a warm welcome. God Bless.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello. I am Rev. Finn

What is your favorite passage and why?

[Rev. Finn]

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What is your favorite passage and why?

"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth." Genesis 1:1

The reason is because without this, nothing else would come after. It's where it all began. Praise God.

[John Creeser]

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"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth." Genesis 1:1

The reason is because without this, nothing else would come after. It's where it all began. Praise God.

A cautious greeting to you Rev. What version of the Bible do you preach from?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@ Rev. Finn

Why does your location say "at the gateway of Hell"? Are you trying to save people at the last minute? Like Christ's goalie?

[James Hutchins]

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I suspect he is wating for God to give hime a good boot in his juggalo....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello. I am Rev. Finn

Good day (that the Lord has made) to you all. Let us give thanks a praise. My name is Rev. Finn. I am an ordained minister now for the past 3 years. Praise God. I came upon your forum by chance (or the Blessed Lord hath lead me here) and I am so glad that I have found it. For the past 3 years of my ministry, I have been preaching the 'Golden Rule'. I was not aware until today what a waste of time that has been.

Could you please explain to us what the "Golden Rule" is, and where it is found in the Bible?

Then explain to me how we True Christians™ do or do not follow the "Golden Rule".

Before becoming a minister, I hated everyone that wasn't like me. My wife (whom I now know is a Godless heathen) told me that I should be nice to everyone and follow the 'Golden Rule'. At a moment of profound weakness, I allowed her demon spewing filth to fill my head and I was nice to everyone.

And then >POOF!< you magically became a minister of Clownism?

What seminary did you attend?

What church do you preach at?

Please provide a copy of your last three sermons so we may review your doctrine for Biblical Truth.

Finally, please cite Scripture to support the statement in your signature, that "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten".

Thank you.