Hello Brothers in God

[screamingeagle]

Hi My Name is Jeremy, I am a Catholic but has not been to church for quite awhile... I believe I am lost and have wronged Jesus because I have partying (and everything that goes with it) most of my life...

But I want to be saved and prevent eternal damnation... I hope I found the right forum and will be helped by you guys....

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Screaming Eagle,

You came to the right place. Getting saved is a three step process:

1. Get a KJV1611 Bible.

2. Read it.

3. Do everything it says.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Screaming Eagle,

You came to the right place. Getting saved is a three step process:

1. Get a KJV1611 Bible.

2. Read it.

3. Do everything it says.

Exactly.
Welcome friend. tell us a little more about yourself. Where are you from? Your favourite Bible verse? Your favourite example of the Lord's smiting?

And how you found us.

[screamingeagle]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Screaming Eagle,

You came to the right place. Getting saved is a three step process:

1. Get a KJV1611 Bible.

2. Read it.

3. Do everything it says.

Thanksa lot sir... Well, I already have A King James Bible and have read it quite often when I was younger but I certainly need to get back on it as it was decades ago... I don't quite get it when you say "do everything it says", I mean how does this apply to things like parables?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Screaming Eagle,

You came to the right place. Getting saved is a three step process:

1. Get a KJV1611 Bible.

2. Read it.

3. Do everything it says.

4. Then hand yourself over to the secular authorities who, depending on where you are, will either give you a room to spend the rest of your life reading the KJV-CFT or help you discover the truth about the afterlife.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Hi My Name is Jeremy, I am a Catholic but has not been to church for quite awhile... I believe I am lost and have wronged Jesus because I have partying (and everything that goes with it) most of my life...

Friend, as a Catholic you were wronging Jesus from the first time you prayed to an idol or pretended to chow down on Our Lord. Thankfully, we have an excellent ex-Catholic treatment programme here at Landover. Our ex-partygoer treatment programme is still in development, at the moment it just consists of a course of aversion therapy making heavy use of the Books of Job and Ecclesiastes and the music of Andrew WK, but I'm sure we should still be able to help you.

Thanksa lot sir... Well, I already have A King James Bible and have read it quite often when I was younger but I certainly need to get back on it as it was decades ago... I don't quite get it when you say "do everything it says", I mean how does this apply to things like parables?

You work out what the parable means (feel free to ask us if you're having any help with this part) and then you do what it says.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Welcome, Jeremy!

Have you seen Landover's handy Bible in a Year section? It's on this very forum.

There, you can see Brother V's commentary on every book of the Bible, and join in a discussion if any part isn't crystal clear!

[David Micheal]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Hi My Name is Jeremy, I am a Catholic but has not been to church for quite awhile... I believe I am lost and have wronged Jesus because I have partying (and everything that goes with it) most of my life...

But I want to be saved and prevent eternal damnation... I hope I found the right forum and will be helped by you guys....

Welcome, Jesus opened your eyes to the truth about the Catholics and guided you here. I think you can get treatment to help you completely erase any Catholic behaviors you might have.

Jeremy is it? Well Jeremy, I hope you can achieve True Christian status soon.

[screamingeagle]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Friend, as a Catholic you were wronging Jesus from the first time you prayed to an idol or pretended to chow down on Our Lord. Thankfully, we have an excellent ex-Catholic treatment programme here at Landover. Our ex-partygoer treatment programme is still in development, at the moment it just consists of a course of aversion therapy making heavy use of the Books of Job and Ecclesiastes and the music of Andrew WK, but I'm sure we should still be able to help you.

You work out what the parable means (feel free to ask us if you're having any help with this part) and then you do what it says.

I am not quite fond of being Catholic either...As I stated above I have never been to church for a long time now cause I don't really see the point... You see, I have been educated in Catholic schools from Elementary through College... I have seen it's hypocrisies and wickedness since childhood... Frankly, I got sick and tired of it... Although, I got my degree through their institution.... I am optimistic that I am not beyond help and with your Church's guidance and Jesus beside me, I will be saved.

[screamingeagle]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

Welcome, Jeremy!

Have you seen Landover's handy Bible in a Year section? It's on this very forum.

There, you can see Brother V's commentary on every book of the Bible, and join in a discussion if any part isn't crystal clear!

Well, I am now browsing those threads and thanks for pointing me to the right direction.. I will be active in the discussion especially with things that are not clear and confusing to a sinful person like me.....

Welcome, Jesus opened your eyes to the truth about the Catholics and guided you here. I think you can get treatment to help you completely erase any Catholic behaviors you might have.

Jeremy is it? Well Jeremy, I hope you can achieve True Christian status soon.

Yeah I am Jeremy and thanks for your optimism with regards to my current sad state... I do hope that I will be a True Christian with the help and guidance of you guys.... I thank Jesus for introducing me to you wonderful, enlightened people....

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Hello Brothers in God

I am not quite fond of being Catholic either...As I stated above I have never been to church for a long time now cause I don't really see the point... You see, I have been educated in Catholic schools from Elementary through College... I have seen it's hypocrisies and wickedness since childhood... Frankly, I got sick and tired of it... Although, I got my degree through their institution.... I am optimistic that I am not beyond help and with your Church's guidance and Jesus beside me, I will be saved.

Welcome!

It's always nice to see someone get out of that pagan practice and find real Christianity. From what I've seen, many Catholics are so destroyed by that religion that they are too hostile to accept any teachings.

There are other ex-catholics around, I hope you find a home here.