[Jo Freddie]

Re: This is outrageous!

OK, how do you plant your camels then?

I wouldn't, but I would make sure the livestock was watered.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: This is outrageous!

I wouldn't, but I would make sure the livestock was watered.

I don't see how it'll make them grow faster, but OK. I'll take your word for it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: This is outrageous!

I don't see how it'll make them grow faster, but OK. I'll take your word for it.

Clearly I was right to start with!
ALL your livestock WOULD die of thirst.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: This is outrageous!

Clearly I was right to start with!
ALL your livestock WOULD die of thirst.

I have beer in plentiful supply.



(Also you said 'thrust' before...what do you DO to your livestock now...)

[BlessedB]

Re: This is outrageous!

Hi Jo Freddie, BTW, did you see the Boston Legal episode about the woman with the peg-leg? About as rare and sexy as a Red Sox win....

[handmaiden]

Re: This is outrageous!

With all due respect Brother LSM, and no respect, Jo Freddie, this thread is not the proper place to discuss the care and feeding and buggering of livestock.

Please take it outside, boys.



Properly Yours,

Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

Re: This is outrageous!

Okay, I see you ignored my warning about angels, but hey. If you don't have an answer, that's fine.

The image you have shown is corrupt and is disrespectful the Prophet Mohammed (pbuh). Believers such as yourself in knowing what is good and what is bad is pleasing to Allah (pbuh).

Could you please explain why that is offensive, yet all of the pictures of Jesus are not? I have never heard one peep out of you people about any pictures of Jesus, yet Wikidpedeo gets death threats for posting non-negative pictures of Mohammad from the 14th century.

[Imam Rashik]

Re: This is outrageous!

No, I never wrote that I thought that it was true. It was just a reference to the fact that people are forever coming along and claiming that they have received new knowledge from God about how to worship Him. Case in point: Islam, Baha'i, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, et al. They all barge onto the scene after the fact-- of Jesus--and claim to be the final piece of revealed wisdom of God.

Jesus was the best and the last. He was and is God, and information relayed by Him or His close associates are the final direct, divinely revealed information that God wanted written down.

Anything presented since the final fashioning of the Holy Bible is Satan-inspired falsehood. The details are immaterial.

The hypocrite in you is wanting to believe what you want and not following Allah (pbuh). By saying the details are immaterial you recognise the The Holy Quran has been made pure.

I am not a mischief maker. Ask anyone here. I am a staid, old lady with zero tolerance for mischief. You want mischief, play fingerpuppet with the sheep.

Yeah, I think that I'm going to go ahead and deny anyone that I darn well please. As long as I don't deny Jesus, I'm in the clear.

Any mischief you make will always be judged by your peers and Allah (pbuh). In your desire to deny anyone you please will you also deny the preceding prophets.? Does Allah (pbuh) want you to deny other prophets as described in your Holy Book?

It's not hypocritical because God warns us to avoid any fool making prophet claims after Jesus came and did His thing.

I don't claim to be an expert, but do you trouble yourself with recognizing Baha'i teachings? I mean, do you incorporate them into your worship services and try to keep whatever commandments or crazy suggestions it provides?

Besides, when is it hypocritical to be right? Is it my fault the Jesus is Lord and the Holy Bible-- OT and NT--are the perfect divinely revealed Truth about the One True God?

I have previously informed you The Holy Quran has been made pure from corruption. You claim yourself not to be an expert then lay claims of corruption in the ways of Islam.

Allah (pbuh) does warn of those who attempt to deceive the believers. The Shaitons and jinn are examples. Do not follow these deceivers and become a hypocrite and deny Prophet Mohammad.

SURA 4:142. Surely the hypocrites strive to deceive Allah, and He shall requite their deceit to them, and when they stand up to prayer they stand up sluggishly; they do it only to be seen of men and do not remember Allah save a little.

What's a girl to do? I've read His Word voraciously and prayed fervently. He never once hinted that He wanted me to go the Muhammad route.

Believe me, being forced to wear a tent-like burka to cover my over sized curves would be a relief. No more worries about getting jeans to fit my huge ass and narrow waist. And the money that I would save on having my mustache waxed if I could just wear a face covering. To say nothing to the pain that I could avoid.

I'm sitting here dreading going to the nail salon to have myself dehaired by hairless Asians even now. Why do you think that I am wasting so much of my time on you?

If you read The Holy Quran, Allah (pbuh) has given you a sign to became a Muslim. Your desire to wear burka is indeed a sign. The liberation the burka will bring you from the evils of the unbelievers.


SURA24:31. And say to the believing women that they cast down their looks and guard their private parts and do not display their ornaments except what appears thereof, and let them wear their head-coverings over their bosoms, and not display their ornaments except to their husbands or their fathers, or the fathers of their husbands, or their sons, or the sons of their husbands, or their brothers, or their brothers' sons, or their sisters' sons, or their women, or those whom their right hands possess, or the male servants not having need [of women], or the children who have not attained knowledge of what is hidden of women; and let them not strike their feet so that what they hide of their ornaments may be known; and turn to Allah all of you, O believers! so that you may be successful.

[Imam Rashik]

Re: This is outrageous!

Okay, I see you ignored my warning about angels, but hey. If you don't have an answer, that's fine.


Could you please explain why that is offensive, yet all of the pictures of Jesus are not? I have never heard one peep out of you people about any pictures of Jesus, yet Wikidpedeo gets death threats for posting non-negative pictures of Mohammad from the 14th century.

Why is Billy Bob understand what is offensive yet you do not? Since Billy Bob and yourself worship Allah (pbuh) in the same way then you should know the answer to your problem.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: This is outrageous!

Why is Billy Bob understand what is offensive yet you do not? Since Billy Bob and yourself worship Allah (pbuh) in the same way then you should know the answer to your problem.

I do not care what offends you, diaper head.

[Imam Rashik]

Re: This is outrageous!

I do not care what offends you, diaper head.

You claim of not caring about offending Allah (pbuh) is in contrast to a believer. You mock Allah (pbuh) then claim your love for Him. Are you a hypocrite also?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: This is outrageous!

Why is Billy Bob understand what is offensive yet you do not? Since Billy Bob and yourself worship Allah (pbuh) in the same way then you should know the answer to your problem.

Thanks for the tap dance, but what I was really looking for was an answer.

1. Mohammad received the Quaran from an angel, Satan can appear as an angel.

2. Why are pictures of Mohammad offensive (even a picture like this


, yet you people don't flick an eyebrow over derogatory pictures like Zombie Jesus.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: This is outrageous!

I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god. But that doesn't mean that i make Emoticons where your kind gets bombed!

You are all racist and ignorant!

OK, who left the door open for all these mohammadeans to come in here?

[Imam Rashik]

Re: This is outrageous!

Thanks for the tap dance, but what I was really looking for was an answer.

1. Mohammad received the Quaran from an angel, Satan can appear as an angel.

2. Why are pictures of Mohammad offensive (even a picture like this


, yet you people don't flick an eyebrow over derogatory pictures like Zombie Jesus.

1. From your recking any Angels sent by Allah (pbuh) are to be treated as messengers of Shaitan. Are the other Angels in your Holy Book also from Shaitan?

2. Do you make images or statues of Allah (pbuh)? Would you find them offensive?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: This is outrageous!

Still not getting any answers, here.

1. From your recking any Angels sent by Allah (pbuh) are to be treated as messengers of Shaitan. Are the other Angels in your Holy Book also from Shaitan?

Well if an angel showed up and said, HEY I'VE GOT A WHOLE NEW RELIGION THAT WILL HELP YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! Then yes, I would be very suspicious.

2. Do you make images or statues of Allah (pbuh)? Would you find them offensive?

I'm not that good of an artists. No I do not find any picture of Allah offensive except for the few that a Danish Iman put out in order to inflame the Muslim world. I am asking why Wikipedia is getting threats over pictures as innocent as the one I have posted whereas you people don't say anything against any derogatory pictures of Jesus or Moses.

Let me put it to you simply, explain why in the Muslim world are these pictures ......

okay


okay


OMG SOMEBODY SET OFF A BOMB!


Lord forgive me for such a blasphemous photo, I am just trying to make a point here.