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  • Sparx Gone
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2007
    • 19
    #31
    Re: confused and alone

    mere trousers and shirt

    "We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they should do is buy a suit and a tie."

    I am awaiting the approval of the Pastors here to tell me if i have been truly saved or not

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      • Sparx Gone
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2007
        • 19
        #32
        Re: confused and alone

        i assume "shav" is the same as "chav" vile creatures

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #33
            Re: confused and alone

            Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
            mere trousers and shirt

            "We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they should do is buy a suit and a tie."

            I am awaiting the approval of the Pastors here to tell me if i have been truly saved or not
            That takes time, son. And money.

            Read the Holy Bible and look through our many Godly threads. Ask questions about God's Word any time, to any Pastor or True Christians™.

            Can you resist your foul hobby of sodomy that you picked up in the UK military? Beg Jesus to give you strength!

            And don't forget that robust Tithe you promised Jesus.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Sparx Gone
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Nov 2007
                • 19
                #34
                Re: confused and alone

                thankfully the sodomy ways are long behind me (excuse the pun)

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #35
                    Re: confused and alone

                    Originally posted by Sparx Gone View Post
                    i can assure you i signed up when i was 16 and 9 months which is the youngest age you can be. I was in the Scots Guards and based in London
                    Based in London, eh? Did you get to slot many Brazilian Islamofascists for Christ?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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