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  • Hereld
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2007
    • 5

    #1

    Hi!

    I'm interested in joining your club. Where do I sign up?
    Satanism the ONLY true religion.
  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #2
    Re: Hi!

    Originally posted by Hereld View Post
    I'm interested in joining your club. Where do I sign up?
    It seems you have an account. So you've succeeded, now lets see if you can make it a week before you are banned.

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • Hereld
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2007
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Hi!

      Originally posted by Brother V View Post
      It seems you have an account. So you've succeeded, now lets see if you can make it a week before you are banned.

      YIC
      V
      forget that, gimmie few minutes tops. Whos for pr0n?
      Last edited by Brother V; 11-28-2007, 09:15 PM. Reason: spelling error
      Satanism the ONLY true religion.

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      • Hereld
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2007
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Hi!

        Is theere a Thor catagory?
        Satanism the ONLY true religion.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Hi!

          Originally posted by Hereld View Post
          Is theere a Thor catagory?
          Why? Do think their something religious about playing with your' hammer?

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

          Hot Must ReadThreads!


          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Hi!

            Originally posted by Brother V View Post
            It seems you have an account. So you've succeeded, now lets see if you can make it a week before you are banned.

            YIC
            V
            This wicked child didn't even make much more than an hour!!!

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Satan Accepted My Soul
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Nov 2007
              • 36

              #7
              Re: Hi!

              Sister Talitha is hot.

              -Lucas

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Hi!

                Originally posted by Satan Accepted Mine View Post
                Sister Talitha is hot.

                -Lucas
                Thank You.
                ON FIRE FOR JESUS

                Praise

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Satan Accepted My Soul
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 36

                  #9
                  Re: Hi!

                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                  Thank You.
                  ON FIRE FOR JESUS

                  Praise
                  We should make future Christ Soldiers together....

                  -Lucas

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: Hi!

                    Originally posted by Satan Accepted Mine View Post
                    We should make future Christ Soldiers together....

                    -Lucas
                    I do believe you are flirting with me.
                    Do you want to be my special friend?
                    Would you kill for me? Would you die for me?
                    Would you accept the Love of Jesus Christ for me?

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Satan Accepted My Soul
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 36

                      #11
                      Re: Hi!

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      I do believe you are flirting with me.
                      Do you want to be my special friend?
                      Would you kill for me? Would you die for me?
                      Would you accept the Love of Jesus Christ for me?
                      I think I was being a bit more direct than flirting.... you might even call it sexual harassment. I guess it depends on how easily you're offended... As for killing for you, I can only do it if I get to kill Jewish people. I'm sorry, that's just the way it goes. I'll die for you if I get to take some people down with me. And I'll accept Jesus for you if you accept me within you. So, shall we be special friends?

                      -Lucas

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: Hi!

                        Originally posted by Satan Accepted Mine View Post
                        I think I was being a bit more direct than flirting.... you might even call it sexual harassment. I guess it depends on how easily you're offended... As for killing for you, I can only do it if I get to kill Jewish people. I'm sorry, that's just the way it goes. I'll die for you if I get to take some people down with me. And I'll accept Jesus for you if you accept me within you. So, shall we be special friends?

                        -Lucas
                        Only Jesus enters me.
                        He fills my every Orifice with his Love.
                        There would be no room for you.

                        I was speaking Hypothetically about killing for me. Anyway, we need the Joos (temporarily).

                        I think the pastor may have something to say about Sexual Harassment, whatever that is.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Satan Accepted My Soul
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 36

                          #13
                          Re: Hi!

                          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                          Only Jesus enters me.
                          He fills my every Orifice with his Love.
                          There would be no room for you.

                          I was speaking Hypothetically about killing for me. Anyway, we need the Joos (temporarily).

                          I think the pastor may have something to say about Sexual Harassment, whatever that is.
                          I was being facetious.... I don't want to kill anybody, even for you. However, I still want to be your Special Friend.

                          -Lucas

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                          • Brother Seb
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 46

                            #14
                            Re: Hi!

                            Originally posted by Satan Accepted Mine View Post
                            I was being facetious.... I don't want to kill anybody, even for you. However, I still want to be your Special Friend.

                            -Lucas
                            God hates liars son. He is very clear on this. I am sure that the Godly and pure sister Talitha wouldn't want to be friends with unsaved trash such as yourself.

                            Proverbs 6
                            [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                            [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                            [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                            [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2026
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: Hi!

                              Originally posted by Satan Accepted Mine View Post
                              I was being facetious.... I don't want to kill anybody, even for you. However, I still want to be your Special Friend.

                              -Lucas
                              Oh Goody!!!
                              Can I call you Lukey?
                              I like that name.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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