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  • Rogue Witch
    Unsaved Trash. Suspected bunny-worshipper, handle with caution.
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2007
    • 24

    #16
    Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

    Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
    Are you seriously expecting us to entertain thoughts of a Bunny dominating the world - especially one that you have 'created' as your signature?
    I don't find this 'cute' - I find it sacreligious, subversive and offensive in the extreme.
    Only two things 'dominate' my world - God with His Godliness, and Jesus with his Jesusiliness.
    Of course for a more 'physical' day to day world domination, the almighty George W Bush and his 'Bushiness' are very important too. If they weren't, would Jesus take time out to whisper sweet nothings in our glorious leaders ear?
    I demand "Bunny" be removed instantly. It is not acceptable and spits in the face of Baby Jesus.
    Up until now I've never seen anybody get so offended be a bunny.

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    Looks like a front view of someone laying on the ground getting sodomized by an injun. Look at the terror in the guy on the grounds eyes.
    Nope. Just a bunny.
    ()__()
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")
    You can't kill the Bunny!

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    • Anna Marie Raven
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Nov 2007
      • 53

      #17
      Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

      An' what a cute bunny it is!
      Hi, I'm Anna, nice to meet you. Hope to see you 'round the forums more!

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      • Rogue Witch
        Unsaved Trash. Suspected bunny-worshipper, handle with caution.
        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2007
        • 24

        #18
        Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

        Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
        An' what a cute bunny it is!
        Hi, I'm Anna, nice to meet you. Hope to see you 'round the forums more!
        Thank you! Nice to meet you, too.
        ()__()
        (='.'=)
        (")_(")
        You can't kill the Bunny!

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #19
          Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

          This is not some goth/wiccan/lezbean pick up forum. Kindly remove your clam bumping selves to some god forsaken place on the interwebs that actually allows such abominations to occur without rubbing honest christians noses in it.
          BEGONE FOUL WITCHES.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #20
            Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

            Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post

            Up until now I've never seen anybody get so offended be a bunny
            Sooooo, what's the deal with the bunny thing, bunny girl?

            Are you sure you're not a (Jesus forgive noddy!) muncherizing bunny fluffer here under false pretenses?
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • The Widow Anna
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 106

              #21
              Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

              Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
              Sooooo, what's the deal with the bunny thing, bunny girl?

              Are you sure you're not a (Jesus forgive noddy!) muncherizing bunny fluffer here under false pretenses?
              Gosh Sister Noddy! In my day a bunny was nothing more than a good hearty meal, with a tail and a talent for hopping. My sisters and I would skin the little darlings and give out the skins to the Indians, to make their bedspreads from. Those were the days!

              Now Sister, I feel my arthritic hands are getting the better of me. Could you roll out the pie crust, whilst I prepare the bunny for the pie? That's the only way to deal with these rabbits, a splash of gravy and a golden-brown piecrust.
              "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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              • Rogue Witch
                Unsaved Trash. Suspected bunny-worshipper, handle with caution.
                Under Investigation
                • Nov 2007
                • 24

                #22
                Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                This is not some goth/wiccan/lezbean pick up forum. Kindly remove your clam bumping selves to some god forsaken place on the interwebs that actually allows such abominations to occur without rubbing honest christians noses in it.
                BEGONE FOUL WITCHES.
                Who said I was "picking up" anybody? I was just happy that somebody said "welcome" without asking a bunch of questions.

                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                Sooooo, what's the deal with the bunny thing, bunny girl?

                Are you sure you're not a (Jesus forgive noddy!) muncherizing bunny fluffer here under false pretenses?
                No...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.
                ()__()
                (='.'=)
                (")_(")
                You can't kill the Bunny!

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                • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                  Resident ex-satanist
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 488

                  #23
                  Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                  Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post
                  No...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.
                  Heheh, well there's always time to change I guess
                  Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #24
                    Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                    Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post
                    The only thing that was different (that I could see) was the grammer in those different Bibles. Everything else was still the same, the grammer was just different.


                    I'm a vigin and will remain one until I get married, I don't drink or do drugs (it's called being Straight-Edge), and the only music and shows I enjoy are ones that are edited and put out the image that alcohol, drugs, and sex before marriage is bad!

                    My username is part "X-Men", and part "I-couldn't-get-just-plain-Rogue-for-my-email".


                    Not my school. If you hold hands your in trouble. They won't even allow asprin for headaches to even be brought on the school grounds. And you get in serious trouble if you have a CD-player, IPOD, or even a cellphone out while you're on school grounds.
                    It's pretty much the most strict public school in the county. We don't have uniforms or anything, but we do have a strict dress-code.


                    It's just something that I put in my signature all the time. It was a dare from one of my friends at first on a different forum, but I just thought it was cute, so I kept it. (Not sure what happened to the other forum, I haven't been able to find it for over a year.)


                    It's definately a bunny. See the long, bunny-like ears?
                    So, you decided to risk burning in Hell for eternity on a dare?
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                      Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post
                      Who said I was "picking up" anybody? I was just happy that somebody said "welcome" without asking a bunch of questions.


                      No...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.
                      How old are you, harlot? Tell the truth!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rogue Witch
                        Unsaved Trash. Suspected bunny-worshipper, handle with caution.
                        Under Investigation
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 24

                        #26
                        Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        How old are you, harlot? Tell the truth!
                        I'm 18.
                        Why are you asking? And why are you calling me a harlot?
                        ()__()
                        (='.'=)
                        (")_(")
                        You can't kill the Bunny!

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                        • Anna Marie Raven
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                          • Nov 2007
                          • 53

                          #27
                          Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                          Don't mind them. They're naturally skeptical of anyone (persecution and all). After all, you do have the 'w-word' in ye username.

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                          • Brother Guy Bayard
                            Anvil of the Antipodes
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1271

                            #28
                            Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                            If for some perverted reason you lezbean harlots doubt the unhealthy nature of the lezbean/Goth/Wiccan deathstyle, look further through these forums to see a picture of the Worlds Largest Lezbean/Goth/Wiccian Furball, formed over years by heathen she-fag types just like you who spent their leisure time supping from the furry cup.
                            The only thing you should be putting in your mouth and swallowing is Jesus' love. The pastors will be more than willing to help you in this regard.
                            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                            • Rogue Witch
                              Unsaved Trash. Suspected bunny-worshipper, handle with caution.
                              Under Investigation
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 24

                              #29
                              Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                              Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                              If for some perverted reason you lezbean harlots doubt the unhealthy nature of the lezbean/Goth/Wiccan deathstyle, look further through these forums to see a picture of the Worlds Largest Lezbean/Goth/Wiccian Furball, formed over years by heathen she-fag types just like you who spent their leisure time supping from the furry cup.
                              The only thing you should be putting in your mouth and swallowing is Jesus' love. The pastors will be more than willing to help you in this regard.
                              Who said I was a lesbian? Or goth? Or wiccan?

                              Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
                              Don't mind them. They're naturally skeptical of anyone (persecution and all). After all, you do have the 'w-word' in ye username.
                              Well, I tried going with just Rogue, but it kept saying that it was already taken, so I had to come up with something, "witch" was the first thing that came to my head, and, voila, I ended up as Rogue Witch.
                              ()__()
                              (='.'=)
                              (")_(")
                              You can't kill the Bunny!

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                              • Brother Guy Bayard
                                Anvil of the Antipodes
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 1271

                                #30
                                Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                                Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post
                                Who said I was a lesbian? Or goth? Or wiccan?.
                                You did, Witch. It is common knowledge here that Witches are simultaneously goth and lesbean.
                                You profess to be a witch, meaning
                                1. You are a witch, ergo you are a wiccan, and being a wiccan you are...
                                2. A Goth. Being a Goth and a wiccan means you are undoubtedly....
                                3. A Lezbean.
                                Now do you understand, you ignorant leg-scissoring devil-worshipping spell-casting she-fag?
                                How many children have you eaten?
                                The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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