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  • Eddie E
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2010
    • 6
    #1

    hello

    Hello my name is Eddie and i love to ski and listen to the Bee Gees.
    I trust you are all well.

    Thank You
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    • Brother Jaffa
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2010
      • 14
      #2
      Re: hello

      Hello there brother Eddie.

      I hope you are not ski-ing down the slippery slope to hell.

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236
          #3
          Re: hello

          Originally posted by Eddie E View Post
          Hello my name is Eddie and i love to ski and listen to the Bee Gees.
          I trust you are all well.

          Thank You
          Welcome Eddie,

          Are you a homosexual? No True Christian™ man would listen to the Bee Gees, Donna Summer or the Village People as this is clearly music that promotes the homosexual agenda and advocates violent Sodomy.

          Jesus will save all that come to Him with a sincere heart.

          In Christ!
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380
              #4
              Re: hello

              Welcome to our friendly forum!

              If God wanted us to ski, he would have given us longer feet.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • barton
                  True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
                  It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 498
                  #5
                  Re: hello

                  Why do you mention skiing and sodomite music and completely omit anything about what Church you attend, how you were saved or any of your favorite scriptures?

                  Why do you hate baby Jesus?
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                  Revelations 6:16
                  "And said to the mountains and rocks,
                  Fall on us, and hide us from the face
                  of him that sitteth on the throne,
                  and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: hello

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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