[PetitionLady]

Re: Hi there

You miserable harlot, what I meant was you should get on your knees and pray.

Thank you for not quoting her trash talk. Where do all these freaks come from? This board seems to have an overwhelming number of them.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi there

Thank you for not quoting her trash talk. Where do all these freaks come from? This board seems to have an overwhelming number of them.

Oh I know Ms. Petition. I don't know what sort of horrible demonic influence causes these people to post their harlotry and blasphemies all over this nice forum. But you know what? Every time I see one of their horrible heathen posts I am reminded of some wonderful bits of scripture from the book of Matthew.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

"Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Matthew 7:13-14

So try not to be too offended at their demon-speak. It proves we are blessed and reminds us that we are on the narrow path to Heaven.

[PetitionLady]

Re: Hi there

Oh I know Ms. Petition. I don't know what sort of horrible demonic influence causes these people to post their harlotry and blasphemies all over this nice forum. But you know what? Every time I see one of their horrible heathen posts I am reminded of some wonderful bits of scripture from the book of Matthew.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

"Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Matthew 7:13-14

So try not to be too offended at their demon-speak. It proves we are blessed and reminds us that we are on the narrow path to Heaven.

Thank you so very much for reminding me of those beautiful verses. I really needed to hear them this morning, in more ways than I can say.

They go hand in hand with what I was just reading: 2 Corinthians 4:8-9

Thanks again and have a peaceful day.

[Questionable Faith]

Re: Hi there

I know for a fact that God exists.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Do you know it for a fact because you believe it to be true, and so it must? Or perhaps you know it for a fact because there is a way to prove that God exists. I want to know how you know.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi there

Do you know it for a fact because you believe it to be true, and so it must? Or perhaps you know it for a fact because there is a way to prove that God exists. I want to know how you know.

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