New member seeking help

[alison_godsgift]

Hi all you great people of God !

I've been reading the posts for a while, but did not dare to join in. I am, after all, just a simple girl from Alabama.

But this evening I saw a post about a particular matter that has been troubling me for quite a while, so I decided to join to ask and learn from you all who are older and wiser than me. I hope to find some answers and gain a lot of experience from you.

It was the post a girl called Felicity made, about some boys and them asking if she was horny and lumps in their pants. You see, I was at school the other day and this boy asked me to go into this empty classroom with him. I got confused but got saved by the bell. I am scared to think if this situation comes up again ! What should I do ? Can you help me ?

I'm not only seeking help about this matter, but life in general. It can be confusing to be a young woman in this world, so do not be afraid to contact me if you have some great advise for me !

With love from Alison

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: New member seeking help

Hi all you great people of God !

I've been reading the posts for a while, but did not dare to join in. I am, after all, just a simple girl from Alabama.

But this evening I saw a post about a particular matter that has been troubling me for quite a while, so I decided to join to ask and learn from you all who are older and wiser than me. I hope to find some answers and gain a lot of experience from you.

It was the post a girl called Felicity made, about some boys and them asking if she was horny and lumps in their pants. You see, I was at school the other day and this boy asked me to go into this empty classroom with him. I got confused but got saved by the bell. I am scared to think if this situation comes up again ! What should I do ? Can you help me ?

I'm not only seeking help about this matter, but life in general. It can be confusing to be a young woman in this world, so do not be afraid to contact me if you have some great advise for me !

With love from Alison

Welcome Sister!

Perverts are everywhere in this fallen world. Thank Jesus that He rescued you from certain sin!

If you are at least 18, I encourage you to participate in Reverend Jim Osborne's program for young ladies. Unsurpassed in preparing the Christian woman for her walk with the Lord.

You are among friends here.

In Christ!

[MinorityEliminator]

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James 1:15Then when LUST hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.


If regional law allows, inform him of his sin and put him to death. If not, pray for God to deliver a swift end to this adulterer.

[James Hutchins]

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Next time a boy asks you to go with him, make sure he has at least 50 sheckels. You do not want him to gyp your parents.

[barton]

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You see, I was at school the other day and this boy asked me to go into this empty classroom with him. I got confused but got saved by the bell. I am scared to think if this situation comes up again ! What should I do ? Can you help me ?

You are leaving something out. What transpired between being asked to go into the classroom and being saved by the bell? Did you notice something odd about the boy? Did he ask you in a strange way? Maybe he just needed help with an assignment?

I'm not only seeking help about this matter, but life in general. It can be confusing to be a young woman in this world, so do not be afraid to contact me if you have some great advise for me !

This is why it's important for a woman to find a husband. A proper Christian husband will not only provide for you and whatever children God blesses you with, but will also make all the decisions for you. This way you won't have to worry about things you don't understand. This is not to say you don't need to be clever or talented... you just need to concentrate on developing these skills with respect to the womanly chores you do around the house..

I hope this helps.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Hello Ms. Alison, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum™!

First of all let me ask, do you have your father's permission to post here?

Being a young lady in the sickular school system sure is rough! It was only a few short years ago that I was in a particularly horrid public high school, and I can tell you from a lot of personal experience that boys and empty classrooms are nothing but sinful trouble. Sure, they might say they just need a little help with something that has been bothering them and as a young Christian girl, it would be your first instinct to try to help those in need, but remember that most people in the public school system are Godless atheists and heathen fornicators-in-training. If you are ever tempted by a boy into doing something you are unsure of, please remember what happened to a certain woman in the Bible who gave into temptations; Eve. We women are still paying for that one!

The best place to look for advice is the KJV 1611 Bible. You can find one online here. Might I suggest paying special attention to Proverbs 31? It has a lot of great advice for how a young Christian lady should act!

And I know using these forums can be tough for a girl (I am one! ), but if you ever need any help please don't hesitate to ask.

And stay out of the Men's Forum. Trust me on this one.

YIC,

Lycia

[alison_godsgift]

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Oh wow ! Thank you all for the great replies ! I did not expect so many so soon

Perverts are everywhere in this fallen world. Thank Jesus that He rescued you from certain sin!

If you are at least 18, I encourage you to participate in Reverend Jim Osborne's program for young ladies. Unsurpassed in preparing the Christian woman for her walk with the Lord.

Seeing as I am only 17 I guess I can not join but it looks like just the right program for me ! I will surly sign up when it is appropriate.

I feel quite ashamed to ask, but what is a pervert ? I have never heard the term before.

If regional law allows, inform him of his sin and put him to death. If not, pray for God to deliver a swift end to this adulterer.

I am sorry, but I am not sure I understand what you are getting at. Do you want me to kill him ? Is that not against the Bible ? Correct me if I am wrong, for I am only a silly girl and do not know as much as you do.

Next time a boy asks you to go with him, make sure he has at least 50 sheckels. You do not want him to gyp your parents.

I think he is from a wealthy family, but I do not really understand what you are saying. Sorry ! But like I said before, I am only a silly, ignorant girl.

You are leaving something out. What transpired between being asked to go into the classroom and being saved by the bell? Did you notice something odd about the boy? Did he ask you in a strange way? Maybe he just needed help with an assignment?

Well, I did not think it was appropriate to get into details, since I am new to this society. But he did say that he was swollen and hurting in his special place. He asked me to help him to soothe the pain because he knew I was a good, Christian girl that would help anyone in need. I was confused because of course I wanted to help my fellow student but then the bell rang.

This is why it's important for a woman to find a husband. A proper Christian husband will not only provide for you and whatever children God blesses you with

You have no idea how badly I want a good and caring husband, and as many kids as possible ! I hope the stork my mother told me about will visit me in near future !

First of all let me ask, do you have your father's permission to post here?

My mother knew of this forum and she advised me to ask you good and caring people if I had any questions. You see, my father left my mother when she was pregnant with me. Mother said he went away with his colleague from work, Steve, but I do not understand why my father would leave us to be with a man ? Maybe it was his best friend or something.. Mother does not want to explain it to me, says it is not appropriate for a young girl.

Thank you so much for the wonderful advise, Lycia ! I hope we will become friends !

And thanks to all of you who replied ! It made me happy to know that there are people out there that really care. I just wish I could bake you all some cookies as a thank you gift !

[James Hutchins]

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Alison, I am sure if you offer Rev. Osborne a chance to have some of your hot juicy fresh pie, he very well may be able to off you a chance to be covered in the Love of Jesus(r). PM him, be sure to offer a some pie, no strings attached.

If the boy is from a wealthy white family, then you really have no business not listening to him. His family did not get to where they are in the world by happenstance. If the boy is rich, I suggest you listen from him as you may learn something.

At 17, many productive child bearing years have already been lost, do not forgo many more. On top of that, you are not getting any younger and a point will come soon where your looks will not be enough to catch a man and all you'll have left to offer is your day old pie.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If regional law allows, inform him of his sin and put him to death. If not, pray for God to deliver a swift end to this adulterer.

While we are all happy to see you excited to share God's Word, I can't help but notice that your title is "Unsaved Trash".

That would explain the inadequacy of your advice.

For one, why do you think that a teenage classmate of Alison's would be married already? It is not possible to be an adulterer unless married.

He did not force himself upon her; had he done so, he would be responsible for marrying her, assuming she was not already engaged to another man.

[Michael Brown]

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You were lucky that the bell rang. It must surely have been the Lord, helping you in your moment of need.