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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #31
    Re: Howdy

    Originally posted by ChristianCrusader View Post
    Huh? I don't know what DoF even is. I am FROM California, in that I was born over there (long before Hippies, Legal Weed), but I've lived in North Carolina since I was less than 2.
    You don't want to know who the DoF is, and you certainly don't want to get on their bad side.


    Never been to Fremont though. I was born near the Sacramento area. Why do you want to know about where I live, anyway? hmy:
    To take your word or what a Pastor says the DoF file says? I'll take the DoF file.


    Friends, if you are real Baptists, you know that there is no such thing as "Southern Baptists." That is a loose association of churches, not a religion.
    Care to explain what the Southern Baptist Convention is? Because according to them...
    You become a Southern Baptist by uniting with a Southern Baptist church, one in friendly cooperation with the general Southern Baptist enterprise of reaching the world for Christ. Typically church membership is a matter of accepting Jesus as your Savior and Lord and experiencing believer's baptism by immersion.
    As far as MY church is concerned, gays shouldn't be able to serve openly, get married, adopt kids, or screw up our faith or anyone else's. We do not and never have condoned the gay lifestyle.
    Then either you don't know what your church preaches, or you're not really a Southern Baptist.

    Anyway, how have my tone and tune changed? Y'all have been all over me since I joined, trying to get me to say I am a Catholic, a Californian, I come from a gay church, I'm a t r o l l. I wasn't on the defensive at the beginning.
    Matthew 7:20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
    Or from their DoF file.
    Drama queen

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #32
      Re: Howdy

      Originally posted by ChristianCrusader View Post
      Friend Rodimer, you clearly don't know much about the Baptist faith in general, if you don't know that almost ALL Baptist churches are independent. Being in a coalition is not the same as being under a Pope or a Bishop, or Queen Spider or whatever.
      And I informed you that you did not find us in your SBC directory because we are not part of the SBC.

      That is all I said.

      I also asked you to tell me Pastor Ezekiel's last name, since you claim to have tried to look him up in your SBC directory. You would, of course, need to know his name in order to do so.

      WHAT IS IT?

      If there's one thing I can't abide, it's God-mocking liars claiming to be something they are not.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Coyote
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2010
        • 17

        #33
        Re: Howdy

        Its people like this that give us Southern Baptists the wrong image. If you are southern baptist then where was your Immersion Baptism. What hymns and songs are sang at YOUR Baptist church. Surely you would know that Baptists are known for their singing about the lord correct?
        When A Soldier Reaches Heaven, To Saint Peter He Will Tell, Please Let Me Into Heaven Sir, Ive Spent My Time In Hell.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #34
          Re: Howdy

          Originally posted by Coyote View Post
          Its people like this that give us Southern Baptists the wrong image. If you are southern baptist then where was your Immersion Baptism. What hymns and songs are sang at YOUR Baptist church. Surely you would know that Baptists are known for their singing about the lord correct?

          I was Baptized in the local lake when I was 13, the same goes for my husband.

          I'm not sure why you're asking these questions especially since We're INDEPENDENT BAPTISTS, NOT SOUTHERN BAPTISTS!
          Drama queen

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #35
            Re: Howdy

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            At what age did you actually read the entire KJV?

            And please don't try to tell us you could read and understand Early Modern English at the age of five, OK?
            That would be ridiculous.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • ChristianCrusader
              Unsaved trash
              • Nov 2010
              • 27

              #36
              Re: Howdy

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              WHAT IS IT?
              It's Flint, in his profile. Or is that another 21-y.o.?


              Zeke, thanks for the 15, man, instead of telling me your age, or who the picture is if it isn't you. Looks like you just proved me right. I did some simple math, and you post what, around 30 times a day, assuming this was stared in EARLY 2006. When do you sleep or tend your congregation if you are posting so much? Even with a smartphone, you are INTENSE man.
              *TSSK* Admin

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