Are you people serious?

[LucifersTroll]

I have never ran across a forum that is so full of mindless banter. You all claim that buddhism is a cult religion? How do ya figure that? Last time I checked on the amount of followers for the "cult" religion of buddhism, at was at about 500 million souls on the planet following buddhism. So, how is it a cult?


Since when does having a dog that humps another male dog a homosexual dog? It's a dumb animal with a brain the size of your fist. How is killing that dog going to keep you from sinning?


I figured that on all the forums I am on, I would find epic portions of failures, but this forum takes the gold, silver, and bronze medal.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are you people serious?

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[LucifersTroll]

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Wow. I ask a question, and you post verses from a book.


Do you own a Ford truck with a gun rack? Or were you just born brainwashed?

[wankiemikey]

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Wankle is sitting in hell. Jesus drives a Prius

[VictoryOS]

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Oh my, this forum sure seems to be under attack from these "trolls" trying to "pwn" our sweet Jesus! I hope this verse can inspire our internet Christian soldiers in the online battle for souls:

They compassed me about like bees: they are quenched as the fire of thorns: for in the name of the LORD I will destroy them. (Psalm 118:12)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wow. I ask a question, and you post verses from a book.


Do you own a Ford truck with a gun rack? Or were you just born brainwashed?

I answered your question sincerely, using God's own Words to settle the issue. Fat chink "Gods" did not die temporarily on the cross for our sins.

I own a 2008 Escalade. I also own several guns, as I am a Manly Republican. How many guns do you own?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I have never ran across a forum that is so full of mindless banter. You all claim that buddhism is a cult religion? How do ya figure that? Last time I checked on the amount of followers for the "cult" religion of buddhism, at was at about 500 million souls on the planet following buddhism. So, how is it a cult?

It's not a TRUE(tm) relgion sense it doesn't worship Jesus so it is clearly a cult. Why are you attacking our beliefs friend? Are you an anti-Christian atheist?

Since when does having a dog that humps another male dog a homosexual dog? It's a dumb animal with a brain the size of your fist. How is killing that dog going to keep you from sinning?

Were do you get that? Only Jesus keeps us from sinning. God's law calls for the execution of homers. We're just being good Christians by following God's commands.

[LucifersTroll]

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Give a christian a keyboard, internet access and a bible and they will create miracles.

So just a fat "chink" did not die on a cross, it's not a followed religion that is just as much of an impact on the world as christianity is?

[another troll homer]

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God bless you :'(, you need it.

[another troll homer]

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Oh my, this forum sure seems to be under attack from these "trolls" trying to "pwn" our sweet Jesus! I hope this verse can inspire our internet Christian soldiers in the online battle for souls:

They compassed me about like bees: they are quenched as the fire of thorns: for in the name of the LORD I will destroy them. (Psalm 118:12)

You guys ruin the internet with your bullsh*t

[VictoryOS]

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Excuse me homer, but I'm a lady of the LORD!

[Wowsers]

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[quote=Pastor Ezekiel;115103]Fat chink "Gods"quote]

WOW... pretty racist for someone who claims to be christian.

[the troll]

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no any good hookers

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Fat chink "Gods"

WOW... pretty racist for someone who claims to be christian.

"Chink" is a Chinese slang term for "cool." Read the end of this article.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Are you people serious?

WOW... pretty racist for someone who claims to be christian.

Firsta all, chinks is not even a race, so I does not even know what point you is tryin'a make here. They ain't nothin' but midgets that has been curseded by God with slanty-eyeness so that True Christians™ knows to keep our cats and dogs in the house, otherwise them sneaky thangs gonna steal all yo pets and make a soup with 'em.

But don't worry, it still be possible (though unlikely) fo' a chink to be Saved©. All they gotsa do is to get this surgery so that the Lord know they have gave up they cat stealin' ways fo' good, then they be able to accept Him as they personal Lord and Savior. Sometime it just be so amazins to me how acceptin' and lovin' our Lord really be! Praise!