Hello

[Fat Mike]

Hello everybody!

My name is Mike. I'm a cured homosexual. I've come to seek be saved by the Lord. I'm also quite large (345 lbs)

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello

It's good you are an ex homosexual. Has your local Pastor certified you as such?

Your weight is a troubling thing.

Philippians 3:18-21 (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)
For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.

[Fat Mike]

Re: Hello

Yes, he subjected me to hours of sodomite pornography simultaneously with electro shock therapy. Unfortunately, that too proved to be enjoyable. Then, he put on leather chops and whipped me until I cried the name of the Lord.

"Praise the Lord", I would ejaculate, "Praise Jesus!" This too was a failure.

Finally, he showed me the way with the bible and I've come to accept Christ in my life. Now all I have to do is take 7 pills every half hour and I no longer have the urge to do the devil and his deeds.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello

Yes, he subjected me to hours of sodomite pornography simultaneously with electro shock therapy. Unfortunately, that too proved to be enjoyable. Then, he put on leather chops and whipped me until I cried the name of the Lord.

"Praise the Lord", I would ejaculate, "Praise Jesus!" This too was a failure.

Finally, he showed me the way with the bible and I've come to accept Christ in my life. Now all I have to do is take 7 pills every half hour and I no longer have the urge to do the devil and his deeds.

Ah, I see you are here to play shock the Christians.

Why don't you tell us why you are really here?

[Fat Mike]

Re: Hello

I'm here to be saved like any God fearing man. Perhaps, you should get your mind out of the gutter. I've recanted my evil ways and want to be welcomed into the sweet bosom of the Lord.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

I'm here to be saved like any God fearing man. Perhaps, you should get your mind out of the gutter. I've recanted my evil ways and want to be welcomed into the sweet bosom of the Lord.

I doubt you'd fit.

Why are you a morbidly obese glutton? Only someone who hates Jesus would treat his body that way.

[Fat Mike]

Re: Hello

I'm out of shape because I haven't committed sodomy in so long. Swollowing miles of tallywacker under the servitude of Father Johnson was a good workout, but I've since learned the errors of ways.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

I'm out of shape because I haven't committed sodomy in so long. Swollowing miles of tallywacker under the servitude of Father Johnson was a good workout, but I've since learned the errors of ways.

SO now you're busy swallowing Ben & Jerry when you should be gulping down Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?

[Fat Mike]

Re: Hello

I'm wondering what any honest God fearing man is up at this ungodly hour posting on the internet. And I'll have you know I read the entire King James Bible cover to cover. In fact, I'm so devoted that I tattooed the entire bible across my body in twelve inch font, of course.

[Didymus Much]

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...I tattooed the entire bible across my body in twelve inch font, of course.

No pic, no proof.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello

I'm wondering what any honest God fearing man is up at this ungodly hour posting on the internet. And I'll have you know I read the entire King James Bible cover to cover. In fact, I'm so devoted that I tattooed the entire bible across my body in twelve inch font, of course.

Proverbs 17:4
A wicked doer giveth heed to false lips; and a liar giveth ear to a naughty tongue.

You know people that lie go to hell right? Smarten up fatty

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

I'm wondering what any honest God fearing man is up at this ungodly hour posting on the internet. And I'll have you know I read the entire King James Bible cover to cover. In fact, I'm so devoted that I tattooed the entire bible across my body in twelve inch font, of course.

Then no doubt you can tell me the Lord's command regarding tattoos.

[CaitlinO]

Re: Hello

FatMike, I see you live in Gainesville. Is this Gainesville, Florida?

If so, I think you and I should get together and worship God for a few hours.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello

FatMike, I see you live in Gainesville. Is this Gainesville, Florida?

If so, I think you and I should get together and worship God for a few hours.

This is not a dating site.