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  • Master Gordon
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 376

    #31
    Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

    Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
    Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

    I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

    I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.
    I will pray for you and ask God to drive the idiot demons out of you head
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    Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
    so a fool returneth to his folly

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    • villainy
      Unsaved trash, rabid midget godmocker
      • Nov 2010
      • 40

      #32
      Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

      What it really comes down to is, you people can quote the bible until the cows come home, but the bible was written by man. Men who heard the words of god and acted as his vessel, but men all the same. We too are men, and we too can hear the word of god. I know what feels right. I have heard the words of god and I know, beyond a doubt that I am right in asserting homosexuality is just as accepted by god as heterosexuality. Who are you to defend the words of man over the words of our god which lives within all of us? should I not take the his whispers to my heart over the petty writings of ancient men?
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • DerpHurr
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        • Nov 2010
        • 32

        #33
        Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

        I would never be with both a man and a woman at the same time. That's called cheating, which is often frowned upon.

        And it's called sperm doners, test tube babies, etc. You're very misinformed.

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        • Imam Rashik
          Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
          • Oct 2010
          • 265

          #34
          Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

          Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
          Ha! I'm not a guy, you know that right? Says at the beginning of the thread that my name is Shana.

          I'm a girl. I'm pansexual, though I said bisexual before, because I doubted you would understand what that sexuality even was.

          I'm very much a girl, who happens to be slightly more attracted to other girls, due to experiance, of course.
          Why are you telling lies now about you sexual preference. Is this because you are suffering delusions.

          SURA 26.
          185. They said: You are only of those deluded;
          186. And you are naught but a mortal like ourselves, and we know you to be certainly of the liars.

          221. Shall I inform you [of him] upon whom the Shaitans descend?
          222. They descend upon every lying, sinful one,
          223. They incline their ears, and most of them are liars.
          224. And as to the poets, those who go astray follow them.
          SURA 1
          2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
          3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

          pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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          • death_him_self
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2010
            • 8

            #35
            Re: Hello, I am a derp :B


            just sain
            Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
            Friend no you can't that is silly, an egg cannot fertilize an egg and a sperm can't fertilize a sperm
            but it can with tools if you got your head out of your ass maybe you would see the world as it is not as a prest raping small boys in the quire kind of world]
            and ass your god you will burn ih hell for not opening your eyes

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #36
              Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

              Originally posted by villainy View Post
              Why is god wrathful if he's created sinners?
              what I mean is, if he sends people to sin and bring the destruction of his holy wrath, why does he have the wrath in the first place? it's not because of sinners because he is the one who made them..
              I don't know why, friend. Mine is not to ask God why He created some people thusly. My lot in life is to obey God without question or he'll send me to hell.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • villainy
                Unsaved trash, rabid midget godmocker
                • Nov 2010
                • 40

                #37
                Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                A child can only be conceived between a man and a woman?
                Well, that really changes my whole perception of jesus' birth, your saying Mary wasn't a virgin?
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #38
                  Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                  Originally posted by villainy View Post
                  I know what feels right. I have heard the words of god and I know, beyond a doubt that I am right in asserting homosexuality is just as accepted by god as heterosexuality.
                  Congratulations for making God up as you go along. How do you know that is the voice of God speaking to you? How do you know it isn't Satan whispering lies in your ear?

                  Originally posted by villainy View Post
                  Who are you to defend the words of man over the words of our god which lives within all of us? should I not take the his whispers to my heart over the petty writings of ancient men?
                  Oh that's right, you feel it in your "heart".
                  Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

                  You are a false prophet who has been led into believing you are God and you know better than God does.
                  Matthew 24:23-24 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
                  For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • DerpHurr
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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 32

                    #39
                    Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                    Mm? What lies?

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                    • death_him_self
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 8

                      #40
                      Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      I don't know why, friend. Mine is not to ask God why He created some people thusly. My lot in life is to obey God without question or he'll send me to hell.
                      and send you i shall

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                      • villainy
                        Unsaved trash, rabid midget godmocker
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 40

                        #41
                        Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        Congratulations for making God up as you go along. How do you know that is the voice of God speaking to you? How do you know it isn't Satan whispering lies in your ear?



                        Oh that's right, you feel it in your "heart".
                        Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

                        You are a false prophet who has been led into believing you are God and you know better than God does.
                        Matthew 24:23-24 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
                        For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
                        So you're saying you wouldn't know the difference between god and satan if either was speaking to you? if that is the case, who's to say that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John didnt make the same mistakes while writing the bible? will we really open this can of worms?
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • Imam Rashik
                          Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 265

                          #42
                          Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                          Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
                          Mm? What lies?
                          What are you commenting about?
                          Do you not know how to use the quote button?
                          Or are you trying to deceive us again?
                          SURA 1
                          2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
                          3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

                          pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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                          • DerpHurr
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 32

                            #43
                            Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                            No, I know, just wanted to see if it was easy to confuse you or not. Your mind is rather clouded with false judgments, so it's pretty easy.

                            But you were saying I was making up lies about my sexuality? What might those lies be, hmm?

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                            • death_him_self
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 8

                              #44
                              Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                              Originally posted by Imam Rashik View Post
                              What are you commenting about?
                              Do you not know how to use the quote button?
                              Or are you trying to deceive us again?
                              hey you in our country our women have rights do that piss you off? i ask you and what makes men better then women ? in my opion women should have more right having to put up with your shit

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                              • Master Gordon
                                Forum Member
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                                • Jun 2010
                                • 376

                                #45
                                Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

                                Originally posted by DerpHurr View Post
                                I would never be with both a man and a woman at the same time. That's called cheating, which is often frowned upon.

                                And it's called sperm doners, test tube babies, etc. You're very misinformed.
                                My friend that is secular science interfering with nature you could end up with creatures with multiple heads, and even horns in their heads, I don't have acess to my KJV1611 Bible online at the moment but I can assure you Jesus would not approve of hid Tom foolery. I think you should talk to one of the Pastors they will to drive the idiot demons out of you.
                                sigpic
                                Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                                so a fool returneth to his folly

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