[handmaiden]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Eh, I still prefer Grimm's fairy tales, the stories are better. ^^

If you don't mind my asking, what's with your username?

And you aren't a good decent Christian lady, that's kinda like putting yourself on a pedestal. It's like me going, "I AM THE COOLEST SHIT EVER!"

So, you still indicate no interest in reading the Bible, even though you are expending a great deal of energy at a Bible-based site, trying to sound clever.

Really, if you wish to make a good showing for yourself, just read its words and enter into a civilized discussion.

Now, if you would rather analyze Grimm's Fairy Tales, there are probably other sites out there where you can pontificate to your heart's desire.

I must take exception to your point about the Grimm's Brothers collection being better than the Bible. The Bible has everything you need for a great read. There are great battles, mighty kings, evil pharaohs, damsels in distress, murder, mayhem, sex scandals. incest -- you name it. No princesses, though, and fewer pretty dresses. Is that why it does not hold your interest?

Regarding my username, I chose "Handmaiden"; any other title was bestowed upon me. You are, of course, entitled to your opinion of my character, though frankly, between the two of us, I honestly believe that I have behaved with a bit more ladylike decorum in this exchange. Among other things, I did not use the term, "bitches" in addressing anyone; something that you did in your very first post, if I recall.

So, if you feel that you are essentially more decent and ladylike than myself, I encourage you to demonstrate that fact.

In the meantime, I will endeavor to live up to the title that has been assigned to me by people on this site who have witnessed my own behaviour and manner for some time now.

May I also point out, that I have not come onto your favorite forum and inserted myself into your fellowship with other like minded companions and addressed them all as "bitches", nor have I employed any other profane expressions?

Most Properly Yours,

Handmaiden

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

There is no sense in comparing perverts. That's like trying to decide which prisoner committed a worse crime; there's no point, they're both in jail.

You know what, if you're going to be this freaking prejudiced, let me do the same.

You look like more of a pervert then I, dear. I don't usually judge people by their appearences, but seeing as you are going to judge me simply based on who I love, I'm going to do something similar to you.

Frankly, the beard you're sporting makes you look like a perverted Santa Claus. Just saying. I bet if we were standing next to each other and asked a random person on the street which one of us looked more like a pervert, I guarantee they'd pick you without a second thought.

I'm only going to match your insolence with more insolence.

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

For one, I refuse to allow you to refer to me as good sir with that tone of disrespect. People use that phrase as a guise to hide their bad intentions.

I'm not from England, anyway.

About the pervert stuff, I think you've proved that part yourself.

How did I prove that I was a pervert? You have yet to tell me.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

Calm your bible, son. You just made a racist comment. DIE FOR YOUR SINS!!

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Okay, now that we have settled that matter of major galactic importance, could we discuss more mundane matters, like the battle for the hearts of minds of future generations?

What do you say you go and read the Bible-- not just the Jesus-is-so -dreamy parts, but the whoa-cowboy -is -that-really-in-there? parts--and get back with us on your informed opinions.

I am very eager to hear what you might have to say.

Challengingly Yours,

Handmaiden

Eh, I still prefer Grimm's fairy tales, the stories are better. ^^

If you don't mind my asking, what's with your username?

And you aren't a good decent Christian lady, that's kinda like putting yourself on a pedestal. It's like me going, "I AM THE COOLEST SHIT EVER!"

[HardcoreAtheist]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

For one, I refuse to allow you to refer to me as good sir with that tone of disrespect. I'm not from England, anyway.

About the pervert stuff, I think you've proved that part yourself.

Calm your bible, son. You just made a racist comment. DIE FOR YOUR SINS!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

Explain to me, my good sir, how I am a pervert.

I await your dated, ill-informed teachings ^^

For one, I refuse to allow you to refer to me as good sir with that tone of disrespect. People use that phrase as a guise to hide their bad intentions.

I'm not from England, anyway.

About the pervert stuff, I think you've proved that part yourself.

[HardcoreAtheist]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

Seriously, guys. Put down the bible, zip up your pants, and let the girl love whoever she wants.

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

You left bestiality off of this list. Now we have a better idea what country you are in.

....

Canada? XD

YEP, you know, us Canadiens, we're so despicable.

And what does beastiality have to do with any of this?

Also, I have a definate idea of where you're from. I'm guessing the Southern States of the U.S.A?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

You left bestiality off of this list. Now we have a better idea what country you are in.

Ah, but you see, in my country, we don't go to prison for being homosexual, bisexual, or pansexual. Or even omnisexual, despite that sexuality often being frowned upon.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

There is no sense in comparing perverts. That's like trying to decide which prisoner committed a worse crime; there's no point, they're both in jail.

It matters to the criminal Brother Nobar. They can rationalize their crime (be it a crime against man or nature) and they can ''feel better'' about themselves.

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

There is no sense in comparing perverts. That's like trying to decide which prisoner committed a worse crime; there's no point, they're both in jail.

Ah, but you see, in my country, we don't go to prison for being homosexual, bisexual, or pansexual. Or even omnisexual, despite that sexuality often being frowned upon.

The pervert who thinks it's a good idea to rape a five year old girl is the one going to prison.

Explain to me, my good sir, how I am a pervert.

I await your dated, ill-informed teachings ^^

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

There is no sense in comparing perverts. That's like trying to decide which prisoner committed a worse crime; there's no point, they're both in jail.

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

It would be stupid to say I am a virgin, because that would be a blatant lie. But I'm also going to add, that I've only ever had sex with one person, and the last time I checked, one person isn't equivalent to sleeping around with anything that moves ^^

Okay, now that we have settled that matter of major galactic importance, could we discuss more mundane matters, like the battle for the hearts of minds of future generations?

What do you say you go and read the Bible-- not just the Jesus-is-so -dreamy parts, but the whoa-cowboy -is -that-really-in-there? parts--and get back with us on your informed opinions.

I am very eager to hear what you might have to say.

Challengingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;640417]A pervert is a pervert. God condemns you to everlasting torment in the pits of hell unless you sincerely repent.

Um....

I think you just made my morning. Thanks for giving me a good laugh, kudos.

I am in no way a pervert, I'm simply me. Would you say that I'm more perverted then an old HETEROSEXUAL man who tries to get his way with little girls?

Y'know, drags them into dark alleyways, tries to rape them?

Those ones?

I would definately say that someone like that is more perverted then someone who is attracted to the same sex rather like you people are attracted to the opposite.