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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348

    #16
    Re: Hello, I'm Mason

    Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
    I'm sorry but I am not getting you. I am already in Dawson Springs. Did you know it a federal offense to trace someones IP? You can serve up to 2-3 years in a federal prison.
    Did you know it is a federal offense to falsely claim something to be a federal offense? I hope they lock you up with Bubba. I already sent him your address in case he is released on parole one of these days.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Mason the Shrimp
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2010
      • 11

      #17
      Re: Hello, I'm Mason

      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
      No it isn't illegal to trace an IP address. Why would you think it is?
      Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?
      And oh by the way... The earth is ROUND!


      @Cranky Old Man: I know you are trying to be smart, but you cannot gain a address from an IP.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29433

        #18
        Re: Hello, I'm Mason

        Mason, this is your last chance to come clean.

        Re-read every post in this thread. Respond with 100% accuracy and honesty.

        The DoF and God are watching.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #19
          Re: Hello, I'm Mason

          Greetings Mason,

          I am sorry to hear that you have such a life threatening medical condition, but relieved that Our Lord Noodle has help provide the medication you require to keep it in check.

          Do not let the people here bully or intimidate you, to better understand them you need to read their special book, no need to waste money on it you can find it online http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/ through it you can get to find out more about their imaginary friend, and what a nasty piece of work he is.
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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29433

            #20
            Re: Hello, I'm Mason

            Every time Freddie makes a post, I want to toss my noodles!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22348

              #21
              Re: Hello, I'm Mason

              Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
              @Cranky Old Man: I know you are trying to be smart, but you cannot gain a address from an IP.
              I never try to be smart, I am smart, very smart actually. And you are mistaken. An IP address is more than enough information to track someone down, especially in your case.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Mason the Shrimp
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Nov 2010
                • 11

                #22
                Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Mason, this is your last chance to come clean.

                Re-read every post in this thread. Respond with 100% accuracy and honesty.

                The DoF and God are watching.
                I am a pastafarian.
                I do take medication.
                What else do I need to say?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Lycia The Repentant
                  Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                  Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 2019

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                  Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
                  Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?
                  Yet more proof that pastafarianism is the most sexist religion out there.

                  Women aren't required to be in the kitchen all the time.
                  "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                  An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                  Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                  My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                  Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                  An Open Question to All false christians.

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #24
                    Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Every time Freddie makes a post, I want to toss my noodles!
                    Tossing noodles is good, I recommend using a good quality flavored oil.
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                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
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                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                      Yet more proof that pastafarianism is the most sexist religion out there.

                      Women aren't required to be in the kitchen all the time.
                      I think he was passing comment on your religion, as for ours we are clearly taught that the subordination of women and separation of roles is an abomination.
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                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #26
                        Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                        Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
                        I know you are trying to be smart, but you cannot gain a address from an IP.
                        You can get an address from someones IP address. How else do you think they catch those internet pedophiles. Internet pedophiles live in a delude state that they cannot be found by their IP address.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Lycia The Repentant
                          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 2019

                          #27
                          Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          I think he was passing comment on your religion, as for ours we are clearly taught that the subordination of women and separation of roles is an abomination.
                          Says the man who constantly harasses the women on this forum, believes in an afterlife that features a stripper factory, and calls me Lycra the Repellent.

                          If you had ever read the Bible you would know that nowhere does it say women are required to be in the kitchen all the time, Jo Freddie.
                          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                          An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                          Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                          An Open Question to All false christians.

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                          • Dutch Girl
                            Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 283

                            #28
                            Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                            believes in an afterlife that features a stripper factory
                            You know, they might have male strippers as well!


                            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #29
                              Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                              Originally posted by Lycra The Repellent View Post
                              Says the man who constantly harasses the women on this forum, believes in an afterlife that features a stripper factory, and calls me Lycra the Repellent.
                              Just why is a Stripper Factory sexist?

                              If you had ever read the Bible you would know that nowhere does it say women are required to be in the kitchen all the time, Jo Freddie.
                              I never said it did, I was just commenting on your interpretation of Mason's comment, but your church does seem very keen on the abomination that is the separation of roles.
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                              True Pastafarian™

                              May my Sauce be with you!
                              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                              The Loose Canon - HTML version
                              Loose Canon Fan Page
                              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                              I have been to The Volcano!

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                              • Lеvі Jones (not!)
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 2

                                #30
                                Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                                Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                                Says the man who constantly harasses the women on this forum, believes in an afterlife that features a stripper factory, and calls me Lycra the Repellent.

                                If you had ever read the Bible you would know that nowhere does it say women are required to be in the kitchen all the time, Jo Freddie.
                                Song of Solomon 2:19 And the women shalt not leave thy dining areas, for they live solely to satisfy the hunger of thine men.

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