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  • Mason the Shrimp
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    • Nov 2010
    • 11

    #1

    Hello, I'm Mason

    I have just came across this site and it looks decent.
    My current religion is PastaFarian. And I was wanting to learn more about this baptist.

    Thanks
    - Mason
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29433

    #2
    Re: Hello, I'm Mason

    White or red pastaman?

    You change religions each time you swap out your skivvies?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #3
      Re: Hello, I'm Mason

      Hey Mason. Jesus brought you here for a Reason.
      How you came to your pasta worship?
      How many drugs do you take every week?
      Do you have a KJV 1611?
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • Mason the Shrimp
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        • Nov 2010
        • 11

        #4
        Re: Hello, I'm Mason

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        White or red pastaman?

        You change religions each time you swap out your skivvies?
        White, why do you ask?
        And why must I wait 300 seconds to post?
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Mason the Shrimp
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          • Nov 2010
          • 11

          #5
          Re: Hello, I'm Mason

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          Hey Mason. Jesus brought you here for a Reason.
          How you came to your pasta worship?
          How many drugs do you take every week?
          Do you have a KJV 1611?
          What is a KJV 1611?
          I take some medical medications.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • John Scopes
            Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
            • Sep 2009
            • 666

            #6
            Re: Hello, I'm Mason

            There is a pirate running around here that you will be in good company with.
            sigpic
            “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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            • Felicity
              As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 4834

              #7
              Re: Hello, I'm Mason

              @Mason Sim Click on this: #KJV1611
              I Jesus!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29433

                #8
                Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
                White, why do you ask?
                And why must I wait 300 seconds to post?
                I ask because I want to understand you.
                You never answered the second part of the question.

                Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
                What is a KJV 1611?
                I take some medical medications.


                Ah, you take secular meds, that explains the warped thinking. Friend, being drug addled is no way to go through life son.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Mason the Shrimp
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                  • Nov 2010
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  I ask because I want to understand you.
                  You never answered the second part of the question.





                  Ah, you take secular meds, that explains the warped thinking. Friend, being drug addled is no way to go through life son.
                  If I do not take these meds, I could die.
                  If god were real he would have helped me.
                  And no one has even tried to answer my question,
                  What is baptist.

                  - Son
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29433

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                    Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
                    If I do not take these meds, I could die.
                    If god were real he would have helped me.
                    And no one has even tried to answer my question,
                    What is baptist.

                    - Son
                    Son, the secular world only wants to control you. Can't you see they are destroying your free will?
                    God will cure you if you are really ill. But you have to repent and give yourself to Him 100%, repent and become Saved©.

                    Being I am not as cold shouldered as you, I'll answer you last question. A Baptist is a strict following of the the Bible. Now if you answer my questions previously posted, we can go forward. Avoiding the questions never bodes well.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                    Comment

                    • Mason the Shrimp
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 11

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Son, the secular world only wants to control you. Can't you see they are destroying your free will?
                      God will cure you if you are really ill. But you have to repent and give yourself to Him 100%, repent and become Saved©.

                      Being I am not as cold shouldered as you, I'll answer you last question. A Baptist is a strict following of the the Bible. Now if you answer my questions previously posted, we can go forward. Avoiding the questions never bodes well.

                      Ok, if you say so. But I has these conditions from when I was born.
                      And I looked at your award, and it says flat earth.
                      Does that mean you think the earth is flat?
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29433

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                        Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
                        Ok, if you say so. But I has these conditions from when I was born.
                        And I looked at your award, and it says flat earth.
                        Does that mean you think the earth is flat?
                        Son, give me a good reason not to boot you back to Dawson Springs?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                        Comment

                        • Titus Templeton
                          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                          Jesus macht frei
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 5912

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                          Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
                          Ok, if you say so. But I has these conditions from when I was born.
                          And I looked at your award, and it says flat earth.
                          Does that mean you think the earth is flat?
                          Mason, the Earth is indeed flat. The Bible tells us so. You can NOW open your eyes with us, go through the Gate and find the Truth™
                          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                          -Holocaust Jokes
                          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                          • Mason the Shrimp
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                            • Nov 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Son, give me a good reason not to boot you back to Dawson Springs?
                            I'm sorry but I am not getting you. I am already in Dawson Springs.
                            Did you know it a federal offense to trace someones IP?
                            You can serve up to 2-3 years in a federal prison.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Lycia The Repentant
                              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 2019

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, I'm Mason

                              Originally posted by Mason Sim View Post
                              I'm sorry but I am not getting you. I am already in Dawson Springs.
                              Did you know it a federal offense to trace someones IP?
                              You can serve up to 2-3 years in a federal prison.
                              No it isn't illegal to trace an IP address. Why would you think it is?
                              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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