[j1h4d2001]

Re: Blessings from accross the pond

you're all fucking wankers

[Lisa H]

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you're all piffleing wankers

That is not a very intelligent posting.

[MitzaLizalor]

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What a very homosexual car that is.

I could upgraded to one of these, but they are bigger and harder to park.

Thats a nice Commodore, Lisa. They're a 6 litre, aren't they?

Recently VW produced this model:


which was available with matching shoes:

[James Dewitt]

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I am not sure what gas mileage has to do with Jesus. Here are the cold hard facts. If you drive one of them sissy cars you are hurting the environment, first they are UGLY and unsafe and they do not burn fuel properly.
I drive many different cars, my new favorite is a Maybach, it gets all of 4 mph, if I dont drive fast. My car is better for the environment, it uses lots of gas, which means more dirty oil has to be pumped from the earth creating a cleaner earth. Gas is cleaner than oil, its been refined. If every one drove a small car we would run out of gas.

[JaffaBTTOS]

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hello, welcome, and I'm glad that you have been cured of cancer.
I'm not sure about small economical cars, though. Your country has produced the rather cool
RollsRoyce 100 EX (which is a very nice colour), and



Bristol Fighter T - - also quite stylish.

Either would serve very well here in Australia, but I don't think they're particularly economical, are they?

No, they're not economical at all. The lord will decide their fates when they pass from this world. As Glenn Hoddle once said, these are the people who will come back into this world with disabilities.

[Lisa H]

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Thats a nice Commodore, Lisa. They're a 6 litre, aren't they?

Yes they are Mitza. When I last looked it has 6.0L V8 and turbo charger. I think the English people call them bathursts.

Recently VW produced this model:


which was available with matching shoes:

My what horrid car. The number plate says it all.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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No, they're not economical at all. The lord will decide their fates when they pass from this world. As Glenn Hoddle once said, these are the people who will come back into this world with disabilities.

Whoa, wait a second! Are you talking about reincarnation!?

"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:" Hebrews 9:27

There is only one time we will come back and it will be during the judgment of everybody!

"Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice, And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation." John 5:28-29

"And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Revelation 20:11-15

[Lisa H]

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I am not sure what gas mileage has to do with Jesus. Here are the cold hard facts. If you drive one of them sissy cars you are hurting the environment, first they are UGLY and unsafe and they do not burn fuel properly.
I drive many different cars, my new favorite is a Maybach, it gets all of 4 mph, if I dont drive fast. My car is better for the environment, it uses lots of gas, which means more dirty oil has to be pumped from the earth creating a cleaner earth. Gas is cleaner than oil, its been refined. If every one drove a small car we would run out of gas.

Brother James, that looks like a nice car.

My dream car at the moment is this. It is very economical with its 6.5L V12 engine.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother James, that looks like a nice car.

My dream car at the moment is this. It is very economical with its 6.5L V12 engine.

Nice ride, You have not told me if you want to go shopping this weekend in New York yet. Dreams can come true

[JaffaBTTOS]

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Whoa, wait a second! Are you talking about reincarnation!?

"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:" Hebrews 9:27

There is only one time we will come back and it will be during the judgment of everybody!

"Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice, And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation." John 5:28-29

"And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Revelation 20:11-15

But the other guy told me that I should not take the Bible literally. I do not know were to turn.

What are your views on other religions? Are their writings complicated too?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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But the other guy told me that I should not take the Bible literally. I do not know were to turn.

What are your views on other religions? Are their writings complicated too?

No. He said you can't take It TOO literally. Meaning It must be taken absolutely word for word.


You should read things as such.
Please watch your capitals too by the way.

YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

[Lisa H]

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Nice ride, You have not told me if you want to go shopping this weekend in New York yet. Dreams can come true

Sorry Brother James, I forgot I had not replied. Of course I will come. I also got your message about the job offer and will discuss it with you then. We can go over what assets I can bring to the job.

[James Dewitt]

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But the other guy told me that I should not take the Bible literally. I do not know were to turn.

You must follow the entire Bible, with out question.Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

What are your views on other religions? Are their writings complicated too

There is but one True Religion(TM) and that is Christian. All others are an abomination.
2 John 1:9


Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.

[Wide-Open]

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But the other guy told me that I should not take the Bible literally.

Do NOT put words in my mouth Mike!

I do not know were to turn.

That's because you are British.

What are your views on other religions? Are their writings complicated too?

Not complicated. Plain wrong.

There, I used a bigger font to accomodate you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What are your views on other religions?

Feel free to follow them if you want to go to hell:

John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Are their writings complicated too?

Christianity does not have complicated writings:

Ephesians 3:3-4: How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words, Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)