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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #31
    Re: I'm Hayley

    Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
    Other people do.
    Those are retards. Ignore them and start dedicating your life to Jesus Christ. You will have all eternity in Heaven to be grateful.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #32
      Re: I'm Hayley

      @ Zen Spyder

      Why are you ignoring my posts? When you ignore me you are ignoring Jesus, because Jesus has called you here to heed my witnessing.

      Repent from your witchcraft worshiping ways and turn to Jesus Christ for Salvation. Only His sacrifice can save you from the pits of Hell. You must accept His forgiveness in order to escape Hell. And you must repent from your wickedness. Why do you worship Satan and hate the Baby Jesus?


      Exodus 22:18 (King James Version) 18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

      Deuteronomy 18:9-12 (King James Version) 9When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. 10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. 11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. 12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

      Leviticus 19:31 (King James Version) 31Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

      Leviticus 20:6 (King James Version) 6And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.


      Leviticus 20:6 (King James Version) 6And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

      Isaiah 47:13-14 (King James Version) 13Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. 14Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.


      Leviticus 19:26 (King James Version) 26Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.


      Zechariah 10:2 (King James Version) 2For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.

      Malachi 3:5 (King James Version) 5And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.



      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Zen Spyder
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2010
        • 77

        #33
        Re: I'm Hayley

        Why would I repent of something that makes me happy?

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        • Christina Nickson
          Unsaved trash
          • Dec 2010
          • 60

          #34
          Re: I'm Hayley

          Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
          Why would I repent of something that makes me happy?
          15 posts and no infractions or a ban? Color me impressed! I have 12 posts and 2 infractions so far. Anyway, I agree with you.
          Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #35
            Re: I'm Hayley

            Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
            15 posts and no infractions or a ban? Color me impressed! I have 12 posts and 2 infractions so far. Anyway, I agree with you.
            Actually, she has two infractions. You are about to go into the lead on the "race to the ban."
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: I'm Hayley

              Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
              I like to read the Bible, specifically Psalms and Proverbs.
              I'm a witch, in case you were unaware.
              This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you and your coven now!

              Father,
              In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

              Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

              In Jesus name I pray..
              Amen
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Christina Nickson
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2010
                • 60

                #37
                Re: I'm Hayley

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                Actually, she has two infractions. You are about to go into the lead on the "race to the ban."
                Actually, I figured I would be banned way before now. Also, I thought Hayley would have far more infractions than 2 as she has as of the time of my writing this.

                Hayley, if you don't want to get anymore infractions or get banned from this forum I would advise not posting on this forum at all. In this forum infractions are given often and for the most miniscule offense, whether it be real or perceived as real. Also, forget about appealing an infraction or ban because the policy here as I've seen it is that you must not question the authority of the people that run this board. They must retain a totalitarian control over this board otherwise their authority and thus their funding would wane thereby leading to the demise of their "church."

                I would suggest that you, Hayley, read "The War After Armageddon" by Ralph Peters and also a few websites such as http://fstdt.com/, http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/, http://www.rightwingwatch.org/, http://www.evilbible.com/, and finally the KJV online http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/.

                This should give you some good reading material and also some perspective on the Christian faith.

                I'll leave you with one thing that I learned. Christians say you must study the Bible. The more I studied the Bible with an open, logical mind, the more I came to discount it. If I were you I would stick to what you've been doing so far.
                Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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                • Zen Spyder
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 77

                  #38
                  Re: I'm Hayley

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you and your coven now!
                  I'm actually a solitary witch, but I do know of a couple covens in my area.
                  And that prayer did nothing for me.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #39
                    Re: I'm Hayley

                    Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
                    The more I studied the Bible with an open, logical mind
                    Ah, that's exactly where you went wrong.

                    You study the Bible to find faith. And the more you study it that way, the more you will be full of it. After a while, you will notice that just glancing at the cover page makes you want to shout "YES JESUS!"

                    I know for a fact you'll find that much more rewarding than thinking you are Carrie, and end up with a bucket of pig blood on your prom dress.

                    Hayley, 137 you say? Almost time for a broom made out of bangkirai, right?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Zen Spyder
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 77

                      #40
                      Re: I'm Hayley

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Hayley, 137 you say? Almost time for a broom made out of bangkirai, right?
                      Actually, 137 is appropriate for someone who's 5'9".

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #41
                        Re: I'm Hayley

                        Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
                        Actually, 137 is appropriate for someone who's 5'9".
                        That's pretty tall for a witch indeed.

                        Still:

                        Deuteronomy 2:21
                        A people great, and many, and tall, as the Anakims; but the LORD destroyed them before them; and they succeeded them, and dwelt in their stead:

                        So being a giant won't rub well with the Lord. At all.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #42
                          Re: I'm Hayley

                          Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
                          Why would I repent of something that makes me happy?
                          Frying like so much bacon on the floor of Hell makes you happy?
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Christina Nickson
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 60

                            #43
                            Re: I'm Hayley

                            Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
                            The more I studied the Bible with an open, logical mind, the more I came to discount it..
                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Ah, that's exactly where you went wrong.

                            You study the Bible to find faith. And the more you study it that way, the more you will be full of it. After a while, you will notice that just glancing at the cover page makes you want to shout "YES JESUS!"

                            I know for a fact you'll find that much more rewarding than thinking you are Carrie, and end up with a bucket of pig blood on your prom dress.

                            Hayley, 137 you say? Almost time for a broom made out of bangkirai, right?
                            Yes I know that's how you think I should read the Bible but I just can't bring myself to disconnect that part of my brain that uses logic and reason. I know that back in 2007 Pastor Deacon Fred said "An open mind is the Devil's playground." That video can be seen here at this link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-HAjmhr0vk I believe I will stick with my previous statements though.

                            By the way, I'm not getting your reference to the Carrie movie, what made you think of that one?
                            Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #44
                              Re: I'm Hayley

                              Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
                              By the way, I'm not getting your reference to the Carrie movie, what made you think of that one?
                              You agreed with a self proclaimed witch. Didn't Carrie have "witch powers"?

                              Originally posted by Christina
                              Anyway, I agree with you.
                              See? Even a thumbs up. So I assume you believe in witchcraft and other silly superstitions.

                              Apart from that, I often think about that movie. I'm not sure why, but I think it's Satan trying to get me off the straight and narrow. Even a cold breeze apparently can, um, bring out the worst in wimmins!

                              I just can't bring myself to disconnect that part of my brain that uses logic and reason.
                              As someone who used to be a musician before I found Christ, I both loathe logic and reason. But I digress.

                              Apart from that: your name suggests you are female. We all know that using logic and reason is not their strongest point, don't we?

                              Look, I'll make it easy for you.

                              Next time you read the KJV (you DID read the KJV didn't you?) you just keep this in mind: that what is not absolutely mandatory is most probably absolutely forbidden.

                              Keep that in mind, and it'll make a lot more sense.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29457

                                #45
                                Re: I'm Hayley

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                That's pretty tall for a witch indeed.

                                Still:

                                Deuteronomy 2:21
                                A people great, and many, and tall, as the Anakims; but the LORD destroyed them before them; and they succeeded them, and dwelt in their stead:

                                So being a giant won't rub well with the Lord. At all.
                                I suspect her height has to do with repeated, attempted hangings having stretched her.
                                Attached Files
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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