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Re: I'm Hayley
Hello and welcome.
That's not much of an introduction. Read the tagline at the top of this forum.
The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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I like to read the Bible, specifically Psalms and Proverbs.
I'm a witch, in case you were unaware.Comment
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Oh no a witchOriginally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
Whatever will we do
Oh right, it's about the 90th one this week
I'm sorry that this is the only way you think you can get attention. I'm sorry that your liebral mommy puts her own pleasure ahead of raising you, but maybe instead you could join a nice Baptist youth group. It would probably make mommy and daddy even madder and you'll get to go to heaven.Drama queenComment
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The gift of being able to fart loudly doesnt make you a witch.Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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My parents were great. My mother is the one who taught me spells.Originally posted by BelieverInGod View PostOh no a witch Whatever will we do
Oh right, it's about the 90th one this week
I'm sorry that this is the only way you think you can get attention. I'm sorry that your liebral mommy puts her own pleasure ahead of raising you, but maybe instead you could join a nice Baptist youth group. It would probably make mommy and daddy even madder and you'll get to go to heaven.
Joining a youth group won't make them mad at all. In fact I used to be in a Baptist youth group in middle school after a friend invited me. It was pretty boring, though.Comment
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I am curious as to what interest a self-proclaimed witch would have in Psalms and Proverbs.Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
One would think if you'd read the Bible you'd realize being a witch is prohibited."An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded."Comment
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So, just because I don't believe in a certain book, I'm not allowed to read it?Originally posted by X-treme Zealotry View Post
Seems pretty selfish...Comment
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It would be much better if you actually took it to heart instead of following the teachings of an old pervert who made up a religion to fornicate with overweight women.Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
Speaking of, Sunshine, have you broken 200 pounds yet like most witches somehow manage to?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Have you come here just to get attention because no one wants to talk you because you are a witch.Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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I'm 137 lbs.Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
No. I came across a link to the LBC on another website. I like meeting new people, even on the internet.Originally posted by Lisa H
Is that a crime?Comment
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Welcome Hayley!
Where were you the last week of oOctober? We sure could of used you around here!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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@ZenSpyder
Why do you worship Satan and hate the Baby Jesus? Why do you spit in His Holy Eye?The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Did you feel the power of God drawing you here to learn about Him and to throw away your demonic witchery.Originally posted by Zen Spyder View PostGenesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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