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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #31
    Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

    Originally posted by Brandonthefool View Post
    When you can offer a beautiful 9 year old virgin as a token of trust to an Elite Church member, you can receive certain privileges.
    Umm, I think you've gotten LBC confused with a mosque.
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #32
      Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

      Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
      I clearly said "IF" you are not misrepresenting yourself in an un-Christianly way with your avatar, I would kneel down in front of you to apologise for Brandon's sins, not just once, but multiple times, just to be on the safe side.
      Also, we must heed the Biblical advice given by Aristotle, in Leviticus 15:9, 20, 21 and 22.
      I am not "misrepresenting myself in an un-Christianly way with my avatar" as you put it. What would give you such an idea.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #33
        Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

        Originally posted by Brandonthefool View Post
        Thank you for the kindly welcome, especially Brother Cranky And Brother Hutchins. Yes, Brother Hutchins, very fine folk can be found in central KS. I will still have to respectfully disagree with the allowance of women on the internet, and speaking to a true Christian man. Efpre being given permission. That nonsense would not pass unpunished in my bible school. o man should ever be asked to apologize to a woman under any circumstances, but our Lord will judge the guilty party for this sin. Thanks again for the welcome, as I'm sure we will be meeting soon. I am planning a visit after the New Year breaks.
        I am still waiting for the apology Brandon.

        You can prattle on all you want but you still owe me an apology, failure to do so would suggest that you are woman hating homer.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Dutch Girl
          Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
          • Nov 2010
          • 283

          #34
          Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          I am still waiting for the apology Brandon.
          He is banned silly. He can no longer respond.


          Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

          - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #35
            Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

            Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
            He is banned silly. He can no longer respond.
            When I made the post he was not banned, so he could have made an apology.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Yea-tho-we-walk
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 390

              #36
              Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              I am not "misrepresenting myself in an un-Christianly way with my avatar" as you put it. What would give you such an idea.
              Your avatar looks a bit "too good". Not everyone on the internet is honest. I'm sure there are people who misrepresent themselves with their avatar. As for me, I have my avatar photoshopped to add wrinkles and thinning hair. Nobody would believe how perfect I actually look. In a full body avatar, I airbrush my six-pack abs away and add about twenty pounds to make myself look believable to common overweight church folks.

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              • Petal
                LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 991

                #37
                Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
                As for me, I have my avatar photoshopped to add wrinkles and thinning hair. Nobody would believe how perfect I actually look. In a full body avatar, I airbrush my six-pack abs away and add about twenty pounds to make myself look believable to common overweight church folks.
                i real sorrys that you felts the needs to share the storys of your avatars wiv us, that you fuss wiv your avatars so much, an that your fuss be a big fat lie

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #38
                  Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                  Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
                  Your avatar looks a bit "too good". Not everyone on the internet is honest. I'm sure there are people who misrepresent themselves with their avatar. As for me, I have my avatar photoshopped to add wrinkles and thinning hair. Nobody would believe how perfect I actually look. In a full body avatar, I airbrush my six-pack abs away and add about twenty pounds to make myself look believable to common overweight church folks.
                  I really do not understand why you want to fuss about my avatar. From what you have said, you are the one that is misrepresenting buy not putting your true picture.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #39
                    Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                    Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
                    Sorry everybody, I guess it is ungodly to offer to apologise for another Christian.
                    No. It is ungodly to join a Christian church's forum, as an uninvited guest, and accuse a member in good standing (Lisa, a certified True Christian(tm)) of being a liar.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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