[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

When you can offer a beautiful 9 year old virgin as a token of trust to an Elite Church member, you can receive certain privileges.

Umm, I think you've gotten LBC confused with a mosque.

[Lisa H]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

I clearly said "IF" you are not misrepresenting yourself in an un-Christianly way with your avatar, I would kneel down in front of you to apologise for Brandon's sins, not just once, but multiple times, just to be on the safe side.
Also, we must heed the Biblical advice given by Aristotle, in Leviticus 15:9, 20, 21 and 22.

I am not "misrepresenting myself in an un-Christianly way with my avatar" as you put it. What would give you such an idea.

[Lisa H]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Thank you for the kindly welcome, especially Brother Cranky And Brother Hutchins. Yes, Brother Hutchins, very fine folk can be found in central KS. I will still have to respectfully disagree with the allowance of women on the internet, and speaking to a true Christian man. Efpre being given permission. That nonsense would not pass unpunished in my bible school. o man should ever be asked to apologize to a woman under any circumstances, but our Lord will judge the guilty party for this sin. Thanks again for the welcome, as I'm sure we will be meeting soon. I am planning a visit after the New Year breaks.

I am still waiting for the apology Brandon.

You can prattle on all you want but you still owe me an apology, failure to do so would suggest that you are woman hating homer.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

I am still waiting for the apology Brandon.

He is banned silly. He can no longer respond.

[Lisa H]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

He is banned silly. He can no longer respond.

When I made the post he was not banned, so he could have made an apology.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

I am not "misrepresenting myself in an un-Christianly way with my avatar" as you put it. What would give you such an idea.

Your avatar looks a bit "too good". Not everyone on the internet is honest. I'm sure there are people who misrepresent themselves with their avatar. As for me, I have my avatar photoshopped to add wrinkles and thinning hair. Nobody would believe how perfect I actually look. In a full body avatar, I airbrush my six-pack abs away and add about twenty pounds to make myself look believable to common overweight church folks.

[Petal]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

As for me, I have my avatar photoshopped to add wrinkles and thinning hair. Nobody would believe how perfect I actually look. In a full body avatar, I airbrush my six-pack abs away and add about twenty pounds to make myself look believable to common overweight church folks.

i real sorrys that you felts the needs to share the storys of your avatars wiv us, that you fuss wiv your avatars so much, an that your fuss be a big fat lie

[Lisa H]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Your avatar looks a bit "too good". Not everyone on the internet is honest. I'm sure there are people who misrepresent themselves with their avatar. As for me, I have my avatar photoshopped to add wrinkles and thinning hair. Nobody would believe how perfect I actually look. In a full body avatar, I airbrush my six-pack abs away and add about twenty pounds to make myself look believable to common overweight church folks.

I really do not understand why you want to fuss about my avatar. From what you have said, you are the one that is misrepresenting buy not putting your true picture.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Sorry everybody, I guess it is ungodly to offer to apologise for another Christian.

No. It is ungodly to join a Christian church's forum, as an uninvited guest, and accuse a member in good standing (Lisa, a certified True Christian(tm)) of being a liar.