Hello to everyone

[Deaf Girl]

Please allow me to tell some things about myself.
I am partly deaf and can only hear about 5-10% of what everyone else can hear. What may seem normal speech to everyone else sounds like very, very low, almost inconcievable mumbles. It was caused by a massive ear infection when I was very young. I know some sign language and I'm one of three deaf students at a hearing school (I use high-tech, very expensive hearing aids in order to keep upwith them).
I was born and raised in America (the GREATEST country ever!) and I have been a Christian for my entire life (King James version only) and would love to meet other Christians to be friends with.

Praise Jesus and God Bless America!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Hello there.

The Bible says that people with certain specific handicaps or injuries are not allowed in church (Lev 21:17-23), but fortunately for you, deafness is not on the list. The LORD has no problems with the deaf. Praise God!

I'm glad to see that you love America and the Bible. It warms my heart. Would you be so good as to share your testimony and a favorite Bible passage with us?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

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Please allow me to tell some things about myself.
I am partly deaf and can only hear about 5-10% of what everyone else can hear. What may seem normal speech to everyone else sounds like very, very low, almost inconcievable mumbles. It was caused by a massive ear infection when I was very young. I know some sign language and I'm one of three deaf students at a hearing school (I use high-tech, very expensive hearing aids in order to keep upwith them).
I was born and raised in America (the GREATEST country ever!) and I have been a Christian for my entire life (King James version only) and would love to meet other Christians to be friends with.

Praise Jesus and God Bless America!

Friend,

I am glad to learn you are a Christian. It gladdens my heart that you took Jesus Tough Love(r) lesson for you to heart and did not turn your' back on Him like so many people do. I assume those two quotes from Isah are your' favorite passages?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Please allow me to tell some things about myself.
I am partly deaf and can only hear about 5-10% of what everyone else can hear.

You're not missing anything. 5-10% of things people say is the pointless chatter of women.

It was caused by a massive ear infection when I was very young.

Wait, you're not a germunist, are you? Which do you believe, the germ theory of disease, or the intelligent healing theory?

I was born and raised in America (the GREATEST country ever!) and I have been a Christian for my entire life (King James version only) and would love to meet other Christians to be friends with.

You have come to the right place. Quick question though, when in Church, did you ever approach the altar?

[Talitha]

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Please allow me to tell some things about myself.
I am partly deaf and can only hear about 5-10% of what everyone else can hear. What may seem normal speech to everyone else sounds like very, very low, almost inconcievable mumbles. It was caused by a massive ear infection when I was very young. I know some sign language and I'm one of three deaf students at a hearing school (I use high-tech, very expensive hearing aids in order to keep upwith them).

HELLO DEAR
WELCOME TO LANDOVER!!!


Did you realize that being deaf is a lifestyle choice and choosing the right way to Salvation can sometimes cure these afflictions?

PRAISE JESUS

[Talitha]

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hahaha you <<<edited to remove blasphemy.>>>

Do you have a problem with people who are hard of hearing?
That's just plain discrimination

[MyQueerDad]

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No.

I was merely laughing at your huge writing.

[Talitha]

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No.

I was merely laughing at your huge writing.

It's a way of shouting on the Innernets. Shouting can sometimes help people to hear what you say.
I can shout real loud sometimes especially when we are out evangelizing outside a place of Sinfulness. we Ladies always wait outside whilst the menfolk go in to see how Sinful it really is.

[MyQueerDad]

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Oh really... and what do you Ladies do when you are waiting outside?

[Talitha]

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Oh really... and what do you Ladies do when you are waiting outside?

WE SHOUT GLORY TO OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AND ASK THE SINNERS TO REPENT!!!

Of Course!
I'm getting a sore throat now so I'll have to go and gargle for a while. I'll Pray for you whilst I'm there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh really... and what do you Ladies do when you are waiting outside?

Why haven't you even had the gentlemanly courtesy to welcome our new visitor?

Don't you have homework to do?

[Sister Noddy]

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Why haven't you even had the gentlemanly courtesy to welcome our new visitor?

Don't you have homework to do?

Can I beat him over the head with my KJV1611 Bible first before he leaves, Pastor?

My son-in-law Mr Godwin says it's okay to do it the same way he taught me when he sends me out to the streetcorner to evangelize the neighbors as they're taking their daily walks!

[Anna Marie Raven]

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Well, howdy-ho Deafgirl. Welcome to the insanity!

[mollychu]

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Please allow me to tell some things about myself.
I am partly deaf and can only hear about 5-10% of what everyone else can hear. What may seem normal speech to everyone else sounds like very, very low, almost inconcievable mumbles. It was caused by a massive ear infection when I was very young. I know some sign language and I'm one of three deaf students at a hearing school (I use high-tech, very expensive hearing aids in order to keep upwith them).
I was born and raised in America (the GREATEST country ever!) and I have been a Christian for my entire life (King James version only) and would love to meet other Christians to be friends with.

Praise Jesus and God Bless America!

-highfive- i'm deaf too <3

welcome to the forums

[Deaf Girl]

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-highfive- i'm deaf too <3

welcome to the forums

Thank you for all of the warm welcomes. I'm surprised to see someone else who is deaf. I thought everyone here were saved and hearing.

It's a way of shouting on the Innernets. Shouting can sometimes help people to hear what you say.
I can shout real loud sometimes especially when we are out evangelizing outside a place of Sinfulness. we Ladies always wait outside whilst the menfolk go in to see how Sinful it really is.

Thank you, but that's the great thing about the internet: with the exception of various videos and such, I don't need fancy hearing aids or shouting to understand people.


If I may ask, why does it say that I am "unsaved trash-under investigation" under my name? It makes me feel so dirty. Is there anyway I can change that?