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  • Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

    Hello, members of the landover baptist church.

    I come seeking salvation, and an opportunity to become a member of Christ's true community, the only true community. Forgiveness is all that I wish to seek.

    I say what I say next with great shame. I used to be one of those disgusting heathens, I too was one of those deluded godless fools we now see trying to take over society, suppress rights, and silence the message of the Lord. I once even thought that truth by revelation or religious experience was infact not to be taken seriously, but only the scientific method, I also had thought that the Creation story was just that... a story, only now I understand how such a beautiful world could only be divinely created by the Lord.

    My sins are surely great, of that I know, but I only wish for salvation, for forgiveness, for Christ's love. Please, I only want your help to be a true Christian, and to truly love Christ in all I do.

    Many thanks, and God bless you.

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    Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

    Welcome ConorMc.

    Tell us more about yourself.
    Your name is extremly difficult to pronounce.
    Where are you from?
    Why?
    What's your favourite Bible Verse?
    How many children do you have?
    Why? / Why not?
    Do you spend your free time productively?
    Which Church do you attend?
    Why?



    Thanks, and welcome.

    YIC
    McUinnean of that Ilk.

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    • #3
      Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

      Mc is a part of my second name, by name on baptism was Conor.

      As no doubt I'm sure you can tell, I currently live in Ireland, but am originally from America.

      I'm sure upon hearing my place of residence you no doubt feel I should be damned (and I would understand, and agree if I was in your position) but being only 17, I am still living with my parents, of whom I am very respectful. Although Ireland is a country plagued with queers and atheists, they have done their true best to raise me in a Christian way, and I can only blame myself for my straying from Christ.

      Being 17, I do not have children. Sex before marriage is a flithy act, and although it is favoured by the homos and such in Ireland, I have refused to take part. Although I was a disgusting godless heathen until I recently heard Christ's message, I have not engaged in such a profane act.

      I do believe by free time is spent productively. I spend my time only trying to spread the message of Christ, and although I am mocked by the godless of Ireland, no doubt drunk on their guinness all hours of the day, I persevere, knowing what I must do. I also pray and read the bible for multiple hours a day, it is something I truly enjoy, and would love to be a bible scholar while spreading Christ's word.

      My favorite verse of the bible is Mark 3:29, I believe that it truly shows the importance of faith, a virtue that is unfortunately lacking in the world at large today, with secularism rotting through our society.

      I currently attend Grace Bible Fellowship in Dublin. Although Ireland is a country ravaged by immoral people, it is possible to find solace there, possibly the only location where anyone approaching a true Christian can be found in Ireland.

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      • #4
        Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

        Welcome to our friendly forum!

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        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

          Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
          Mc is a part of my second name, by name on baptism was Conor.
          Thanks. I realised only after posting. Silly of me.

          Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
          As no doubt I'm sure you can tell, I currently live in Ireland, but am originally from America.

          I'm sure upon hearing my place of residence you no doubt feel I should be damned (and I would understand, and agree if I was in your position)
          Not at all Conor. I myself am Scottish. Nationality is no barrier to Salvation. The Irishman can have Ireland taken out of him in much the same way as the Scotsman can have Scotland taken out of him if he seeks True Salvation. Our cultures and countries have very similar histories and customs. Unfortunately. So Jesus will have no problem there.


          Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
          Ireland is a country plagued with queers and atheists
          Again don't worry. There are far more debauched countries. The Vatican, Califorinia and England are all far worse off than Ireland. At leats in Ireland they tend to be knee-capped. In the North anyway, so I'm told on good authority (I have a friend from County Down - even though it's UP north in Ireland.).

          So, not to worry.

          Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
          I have not engaged in such a profane act.
          Good. But do you still masturbate?

          Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
          I do believe by free time is spent productively. I spend my time only trying to spread the message of Christ
          How exactly?

          Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
          My favorite verse of the bible is Mark 3:29
          Could you please quote it properly? Thank you.


          YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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          • #6
            Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

            Not currently, as you can no doubt imagine, it is hard to find a suitable Christian girl in such a godless country I have been plagued to live in, no doubt as punishment (which I accept, and deserve) for my time as one of those disgusting heathens... apologies. I squirm just thinking about it.

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            • #7
              Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

              Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
              Not currently, as you can no doubt imagine, it is hard to find a suitable Christian girl in such a godless country I have been plagued to live in, no doubt as punishment (which I accept, and deserve) for my time as one of those disgusting heathens... apologies. I squirm just thinking about it.
              Don't squirm Conor. It's effeminate.

              Just answer the questions please. Thanks.

              YIC
              McUinnean of that Ilk.

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              • #8
                Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

                Sorry, that last post was in response to Cranky Old Man's question.

                As for the questions in your last post:

                I certainly do not still masturbate. I feel only love for Christ, not some disgusting lust directed at myself.

                My favorite bible verse is "But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation" Mark 3:29 I hope thats what you meant by quoting correctly.

                I only wish to try to help some of the lost souls of Ireland in my free time. I attempt to talk to them, and inform them of the wonder of Christ, but as you may know, attempting to talk to someone who always is under the haze of alcohol, as all Irish are, is very difficult. I have however, succeeded in introducing some of these people to my church in Dublin.

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                • #9
                  Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

                  Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
                  Sorry, that last post was in response to Cranky Old Man's question.


                  My favorite bible verse is "But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation" Mark 3:29 I hope thats what you meant by quoting correctly.
                  What version of the KJV do you have? Wounds like some hippy modernised version. Be careful Conor. Use the CORRECT one. The KJV 1611 Version.


                  YIC
                  McUinnean of that Ilk.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

                    Hi Conor, welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm)!

                    You seem like a proper Godly sort, and I am happy to extend to you my warmest welcomes.

                    You can find a copy of the KJV Bible online here. It makes a little easier than typing up the verses we want to quote.

                    I'm very glad to hear you've repented of your wicked ways and have come to find our Lord. As one repentant sinner to another, I know only too well the temptations that atheism and heathenism hold, and I am so very happy that you have ceased giving into them.

                    Your's in Christ,

                    Lycia
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                    • #11
                      Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

                      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                      Hi Conor, welcome to God's Favorite Forum™!

                      You seem like a proper Godly sort, and I am happy to extend to you my warmest welcomes.

                      You can find a copy of the KJV Bible online here. It makes a little easier than typing up the verses we want to quote.

                      I'm very glad to hear you've repented of your wicked ways and have come to find our Lord. As one repentant sinner to another, I know only too well the temptations that atheism and heathenism hold, and I am so very happy that you have ceased giving into them.

                      Your's in Christ,

                      Lycia
                      Thank you Lycia, I can tell you that as happy as you are, I am happier that I have found my way. Nothing feels better than a life lived in dedication to God.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Only wishing to follow the path of Jesus, the true saviour...

                        Originally posted by ConorMc View Post
                        Thank you Lycia, I can tell you that as happy as you are, I am happier that I have found my way. Nothing feels better than a life lived in dedication to God.
                        You're only 17 Conor. The trials and tribulations and slings and arrows of outrageous suffering lie ahead of you on the road to Salvation. Sister Lycia can look back on a past of remorse and suffering and unspeakable acts that you're too young to be told about, and I don't doubt for one second that her happiness is manifestly greater in the spiritual sense.

                        Nevertheless, I like your spirit son.



                        YIC
                        McUinnean of that Ilk.

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