Might as well...

[Christina Nickson]

Well I've finally decided to post my introduction on here for everybody to see.

As you know, if you looked at my profile my name is Christina and I'm from southern California. I lived in Laguna Hills until I was 14 and moved to Glendora where I went high school. I graduated from St. Lucy's Priory High School in 2007. My interests include, but are not limited to world and art history, movies and TV, music, reading, and swimming. Also I'm a student at the moment and also, just so you know, I'm a member of the Fellowship of Isis which you can find at www.fellowshipofisis.com. Of course, I don't have to tell you that I haven't been in a church since 2007 and my views on Christianity in general are pretty well documented on this forum. However, I do have a favorite verse from your Bible and you can find that right in my signature below.

By the way, since I know I'll be asked, I'm not married and I do not bake pies. Also, I'm not a virgin, since I know that's a question you'll probably be thinking of as well.

[John Creeser]

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By the way, since I know I'll be asked, I'm not married and I do not bake pies. Also, I'm not a virgin, since I know that's a question you'll probably be thinking of as well.

So "friend" I do have a question - why are you here? I'll assume deep down inside (come on, you KNOW it) that being a satanic druid means you're going to burn...eternally. I think you want to be saved.

If not, than your among the countless amoeba scat that litter this forum. Do us a favor and move on if the latter is correct.

[AlexHassin]

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the way, since I know I'll be asked, I'm not married and I do not bake pies

what is the significance of pies in christianity?

[John Creeser]

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what is the significance of pies in christianity?

Is that a joke? Pies are the litmus test of any woman worth her salt. If she can bake a great pie, she'll be an obedient wife. Besides, isn't a great pie as close to heaven as you can get on God's flat earth?

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[Bible Student]

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Well I've finally decided to post my introduction on here for everybody to see.

As you know, if you looked at my profile my name is Christina and I'm from southern California. I lived in Laguna Hills until I was 14 and moved to Glendora where I went high school. I graduated from St. Lucy's Priory High School in 2007. My interests include, but are not limited to world and art history, movies and TV, music, reading, and swimming. Also I'm a student at the moment and also, just so you know, I'm a member of the Fellowship of Isis which you can find at www.fellowshipofisis.com. Of course, I don't have to tell you that I haven't been in a church since 2007 and my views on Christianity in general are pretty well documented on this forum. However, I do have a favorite verse from your Bible and you can find that right in my signature below.

By the way, since I know I'll be asked, I'm not married

I can see where that might be of interest to some of the young men of your age who frequent this forum. After all you are an attractive young woman and it is difficult to tell whether you are wearing a ring from your picture.

It is also of interest of the older True Christians here because it is their concern, nay even their duty to inquire if you have the proper permission (being a woman), whether from your husband or your father, to post to these very public forums. I'm sure you can see the necessity and the propriety of this.

and I do not bake pies.

Personally I had always thought that the ability to make a good chocolate cake with chocolate icing, and accentuating a purple dress or evening gown is a plus in a potential spouse. But then you are of a different generation from mine. I am light years older than those of your generation.

[/QUOTE]Also, I'm not a virgin, since I know that's a question you'll probably be thinking of as well.[/QUOTE]

That may be the most important information you have imparted in this post though it may not have been the most propitious offering considering the lust you may have unintentionally excited in some of those sinful heathens upon hearing this bit of data. On the other hand many a potential suitor might like to know how hard he might have to work to wean you from your damned, sinful ways, in the hopes that you might be persuaded to become his saved, obedient True Christian wife.

Apart from that personal interest from young True Christian men hoping to win over a dutiful True Christian wife (and don't worry about the pies, you can learn), all of the other True Christians and striving True Christian here are concerned for your immortal soul and want to save you from eternal damnation and hellfire and separate you from your sinful ways which the beloved Jesus abhors. I am positive you see their transparent, er I mean true intentions.

I now have to go back to studying my 1611 King James Bible, or rather my authentic reproduction of one.