[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Greetings

I do not like pie. I live according to the law, according to Matthew 4:4, and according to Genesis 9:3, pie is not clean to eat, unless it is Key Lime pie (which I do eat on occasion).

Nowhere in those verses, or elsewhere in the Bible, does it say that pie is unclean to eat. While key lime pie is a fine thing, there is equally nothing wrong with cherry pie or blueberry. You may be wary of the pumpkin pie, due to the association of pumpkin with Satan's birthday (October 31st), but you are incorrect to persecute True Christians(tm) for partaking of the gift from God that is cherry pie!

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Greetings

I do not like pie. I live according to the law, according to Matthew 4:4, and according to Genesis 9:3, pie is not clean to eat, unless it is Key Lime pie (which I do eat on occasion).

Remember these wise Words:

Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

Other than that I would like to extend a reserved welcome. I personally love the entire Leviticus 26. Especially the part where God promises to give super powers to True Christians™:

Leviticus 26:7-8
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword. Ánd five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword

[Rodny666]

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Hello everybody! My name is Haures Malum, of the Branch LaVeyan Protestant Demonination.

I have no sons, and my favorite Bible verse (I have so many favorites, but I have to list just one, right?) is Leviticus 26:29.

welcome Haures

porn link removed.

[Rodny666]

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welcome Haures

porn link removed.

lots of free PORN NGD's in the wonderfull world of 7 string guitars

[Bible Student]

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Hello Haures.

That's a very interesting name you have there. You see, before I became a True Christian™, I used to be involved in the gothic cult, and I seem to remember a demon with a similar name in Thelemic magic.

Probably just a coincidence, though.

Yes, Leviticus 26:29 is a great example of the kind of punishments God inflicts upon people who don't obey Him, but I am a little curious about why you just happened to pick that verse out of all of the other ones in the Bible.

Oh, one more thing. How is Anton doing these days? Keeping warm?

No coincidence at all. The 36 legions is a dead giveaway. Haures is a trickster, actually the sixty fourth demon. Perhaps even a hermaphrodite because some references refer to that Gothic demon as a she.

[Haures]

Re: Greetings

Nowhere in those verses, or elsewhere in the Bible, does it say that pie is unclean to eat. While key lime pie is a fine thing, there is equally nothing wrong with cherry pie or blueberry. You may be wary of the pumpkin pie, due to the association of pumpkin with Satan's birthday (October 31st), but you are incorrect to persecute True Christians™ for partaking of the gift from God that is cherry pie!

Thank you for the clarification.

I am sorry that I have over-reacted to the question about pie. I often get quite confused about semantics, so I was thinking of pi, not pie. Pi is an invention of the devil through his false prophets which he uses to confuse me with the sorcery his followers call "descriptive geometry," and is part of the nonsense that these demon-worshippers use to dispense their "theories," such as the silliness that the Earth is round, despite Revelations 7:1, "And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree."

I do not understand how the Earth can be round if it has corners, nor how when I travel in one direction, how I do not begin to slide off of the rounded parts on the sides.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Hours, where do you live? You're not french are you?

How many sons have you sired for Jesus?

I waited patiently for a response. Not having gotten one, I made a note in your DoF file - 'FRB'

What have you got to say for yourself?

[Haures]

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I waited patiently for a response. Not having gotten one, I made a note in your DoF file - 'FRB'

What have you got to say for yourself?

Appologies.

You have been extremely patient in waiting for my response. Galatians 5:22. Certainly I will be punished for my laziness. Proverbs 18:9.

I am not French, and I never knew anyone who was French. I currently am wandering the Earth. Matthew 10:23. At the current time I am near the town of Salem, MA.

I have sired no children, as Bible Student pointed out, I have a phisiological deformity with which the Lord has blessed me. Matthew 19:12.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Appologies.

You have been extremely patient in waiting for my response. Galatians 5:22. Certainly I will be punished for my laziness. Proverbs 18:9.

I am not French, and I never knew anyone who was French. I currently am wandering the Earth. Matthew 10:23. At the current time I am near the town of Salem, MA.

I have sired no children, as Bible Student pointed out, I have a phisiological deformity with which the Lord has blessed me. Matthew 19:12.

So you're a queer?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm so glad to hear you're not a fan of that pathetic Antoinette LaVatory.

Did you know she died penniless and pathetic, and didn't even make it to 70 before God grew sick of her?