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  • Haures
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    • Dec 2010
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    #1

    Greetings

    Hello everybody! My name is Haures Malum, of the Branch LaVeyan Protestant Demonination.

    I have no sons, and my favorite Bible verse (I have so many favorites, but I have to list just one, right?) is Leviticus 26:29.
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    • Aug 2009
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    #2
    Re: Greetings

    Originally posted by Haures View Post
    Hello everybody! My name is Haures Malum, of the Branch LaVeyan Protestant Demonination.

    I have no sons, and my favorite Bible verse (I have so many favorites, but I have to list just one, right?) is Leviticus 26:29.
    A cautious welcome - are you here to convert to True Christianity ™ - and repent from that false religion you follow?
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    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2193

      #3
      Re: Greetings

      Originally posted by Haures View Post
      Hello everybody! My name is Haures Malum, of the Branch LaVeyan Protestant Demonination.

      I have no sons, and my favorite Bible verse (I have so many favorites, but I have to list just one, right?) is Leviticus 26:29.
      Why is that your favourite verse?
      Where are you exactly in the 'world'?
      Why do I have the feeling you are here with less than noble intentions?




      YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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      • Wide-Open
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        • Nov 2007
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        #4
        Re: Greetings

        Do you at least like pie, friend?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Haures
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          #5
          Re: Greetings

          I would like to learn more about True Christianity ™ and the True Christianity ™ lifestyle as well as where to worship under the guidelines of True Christianity ™.

          As I said, I have so many favorite verses, so it is very difficult to choose. I believe that every verse in the Holy Bible is equally important, but I still feel that certain verses may speak specifically to one individual more strongly than others.

          At the current moment, I am near Salem, MA in the once great nation of the United States of America, but I do tend to travel quite a bit for the purpose of attaining greater wisdom and a greater faith, as I am sure several of you do as well.

          Perhaps the reason you feel I am here for any intention other than to pursue a greater knowledge and faith base in True Christianity ™ and the True Christianity ™ lifestyle is because Satan and/or his minions have hardened your heart, to the end of missing a splendid opportunity to educate a newcomer to the teachings of True Christianity ™, but I pray that you open your eyes to this possible delusion of the devil, if it is so, so that the spirit of True Christianity ™ may grow stronger as the message spreads to all four corners of the Earth, which the devil would have us believe has no corners, if he could dissuade us onto his path, which is not that of True Christianity ™.

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          • Lycia The Repentant
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            • Sep 2010
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            #6
            Re: Greetings

            Hello Haures.

            That's a very interesting name you have there. You see, before I became a True Christian(tm), I used to be involved in the gothic cult, and I seem to remember a demon with a similar name in Thelemic magic.

            Probably just a coincidence, though.

            Yes, Leviticus 26:29 is a great example of the kind of punishments God inflicts upon people who don't obey Him, but I am a little curious about why you just happened to pick that verse out of all of the other ones in the Bible.

            Oh, one more thing. How is Anton doing these days? Keeping warm?
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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            • Haures
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              #7
              Re: Greetings

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Do you at least like pie, friend?
              "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."

              Proverbs 23:2

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              • James Hutchins
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                • Jun 2009
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                #8
                Re: Greetings

                Welcome Hours, where do you live? You're not frnch are you?

                How many sons have you sired for Jesus?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                  Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2193

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                  Hello Haures.

                  That's a very interesting name you have there. You see, before I became a True Christian™, I used to be involved in the gothic cult, and I seem to remember a demon with a similar name in Thelemic magic.

                  Probably just a coincidence, though.

                  Yes, Leviticus 26:29 is a great example of the kind of punishments God inflicts upon people who don't obey Him, but I am a little curious about why you just happened to pick that verse out of all of the other ones in the Bible.

                  Oh, one more thing. How is Anton doing these days? Keeping warm?
                  Anton? Also you seem to understand something we have all missed sister? Pray share it with us. As long as it's not too unGodly. I do understanfd you have seen many things in life....much of which I wouldn't wish to see myself....but I think you could help us understand a little more about this man called Haures. My Highland ancestors often had a gift for the second sight (The Seer of Kintail was not actually a MacKenzie according to my grandparents), and this guy's is giving me that tingly feeling. something's not right.


                  YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                    • May 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Greetings

                    Originally posted by Haures View Post
                    "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."

                    Proverbs 23:2
                    This says nothing about whether or not you like pie. Are you dodging the question?

                    Genesis 2:16 (King James Version)

                    16And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Haures
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                      #11
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                      Hello Haures.

                      That's a very interesting name you have there. You see, before I became a True Christian™, I used to be involved in the gothic cult, and I seem to remember a demon with a similar name in Thelemic magic.

                      Probably just a coincidence, though.
                      A gothic cult? Do you speak of a purveyance of false hopes, such as "True Will." Such a shame that people would waste their time to become false prophets and blasphemers for only the sake of misleading those who have not found Jesus through True Christianity ™, distracting them to their own eternal immolation, even though no amount of true direction could save them. But, according to Mark 9:43, if some of us must be lost so that others can have eternal life in heaven, it is God's Will.

                      Yes, Leviticus 26:29 is a great example of the kind of punishments God inflicts upon people who don't obey Him, but I am a little curious about why you just happened to pick that verse out of all of the other ones in the Bible.

                      Oh, one more thing. How is Anton doing these days? Keeping warm?
                      Last I heard from Anton, he was quite warm, but from what I understand, many very warm climates have problems with worms. Are you, then, a convert from the Branch LaVeyan Denomination to True Christianity ™?

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                      • Lycia The Repentant
                        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
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                        • Sep 2010
                        • 2019

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings

                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                        Anton? Also you seem to understand something we have all missed sister?
                        You know, now that I think of it, I have no idea why I mentioned the name Anton. I mean, there's nothing that this Haures character posted that has anything to do with the name Anton, really.

                        I think it was just a case of the female hysterics that caused me to ask that.

                        Anyways, I don't think the similarity of Haures's name to a goetic demon mentioned in the Lesser Key of Solomon (Satanic trash book) is anything worth noting. Its probably just a coincidence.
                        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                        An Open Question to All false christians.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                          • May 2010
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                          #13
                          Re: Greetings

                          Originally posted by Haures View Post
                          Last I heard from Anton, he was quite warm, but from what I understand, many very warm climates have problems with worms.
                          This is absolutely true.

                          Mark 9:44 (King James Version)

                          44Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Greetings

                            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                            You know, now that I think of it, I have no idea why I mentioned the name Anton. I mean, there's nothing that this Haures character posted that has anything to do with the name Anton, really.

                            I think it was just a case of the female hysterics that caused me to ask that.

                            Anyways, I don't think the similarity of Haures's name to a goetic demon mentioned in the Lesser Key of Solomon (Satanic trash book) is anything worth noting. Its probably just a coincidence.
                            Fair enough. I get flashbacks sometimes too. Again the past is hard to erase. We just deal with it and follow the Path. That's what He asks of us.

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                            • Haures
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                              #15
                              Re: Greetings

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              This says nothing about whether or not you like pie. Are you dodging the question?

                              Genesis 2:16 (King James Version)

                              16And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
                              I do not like pie. I live according to the law, according to Matthew 4:4, and according to Genesis 9:3, pie is not clean to eat, unless it is Key Lime pie (which I do eat on occasion).

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