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  • Jinx Mallard
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    • Dec 2010
    • 19
    #31
    Re: Just found this place on Google

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    By "family" you mean your coven, right?

    We know what you perverts get up to on Jesus' Birthday.
    No, I mean my family: husband, kids, mother, father, aunts, uncles, cousins, in-laws, etc...


    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe
    No, you yet another witch who is trying to have sex with us. We get this all the time and the answer is, no, we won't fornicate with you.
    Why would I want to have sex with you? I have a husband.


    Originally posted by Lisa H
    It is not "the holidays" it is Christmas. The time when Jesus was born.
    By "holidays" I'm referring to Christmas and New Years and the couple weeks or so surrounding that time.
    Apologies about the confusion.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #32
        Re: Just found this place on Google

        Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
        Why would I want to have sex with you? I have a husband.
        But you're an atheist, right? Everyone knows you scum will fornicate with anything you can find.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Jinx Mallard
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            • Dec 2010
            • 19
            #33
            Re: Just found this place on Google

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            But you're an atheist, right? Everyone knows you scum will fornicate with anything you can find.
            I never said I was an athiest.
            Besides, I have a husband. Why would I want to have sex with anyone else?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #34
                Re: Just found this place on Google

                Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                I never said I was an athiest.
                Besides, I have a husband. Why would I want to have sex with anyone else?
                No, you said you were a witch. You worship satan, the same false god that the atheists worship. What's the diff?

                Why aren't you off baking mincemeat pies for your husband right now?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jinx Mallard
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                    • Dec 2010
                    • 19
                    #35
                    Re: Just found this place on Google

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    No, you said you were a witch. You worship satan, the same false god that the atheists worship. What's the diff?

                    Why aren't you off baking mincemeat pies for your husband right now?
                    I never said I was a witch, either.
                    And Ben doesn't like mincemeat pies.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #36
                        Re: Just found this place on Google

                        Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                        A handfasting is a pagan wedding, not a sexual act.
                        Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                        I wasn't saying that I wanted salvation or anything.
                        Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                        I never said I was a witch, either.
                        And Ben doesn't like mincemeat pies.
                        Let's see..."handfasting," "pagan wedding," "not seeking Salvation," uppity loudmouthed female expressing her own opinions....

                        1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”
                        Sin is rebellion. Anyone who uses his free will to choose to remain in sin is a practicing witch.



                        Yep, you're a witch.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Jinx Mallard
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                            • Dec 2010
                            • 19
                            #37
                            Re: Just found this place on Google

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Let's see..."handfasting," "pagan wedding," "not seeking Salvation," uppity loudmouthed female expressing her own opinions....



                            Sin is rebellion. Anyone who uses his free will to choose to remain in sin is a practicing witch.



                            Yep, you're a witch.
                            We only had a handfasting ritual because Ben wanted one. I personally don't believe in witchcraft.
                            And I'm not looking for salvation because I'm happy with my life. I have a wonderful husband, wonderful children, we're not in any debt. I don't see anything in my life that needs fixing.

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                              • Lycia The Repentant
                                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 2019
                                #38
                                Re: Just found this place on Google

                                Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                We only had a handfasting ritual because Ben wanted one. I personally don't believe in witchcraft.
                                And I'm not looking for salvation because I'm happy with my life. I have a wonderful husband, wonderful children, we're not in any debt. I don't see anything in my life that needs fixing.
                                Ok, so you're not interested in accepting Jesus and getting Saved(c), but you're also not posting intolerant hateful rants about us.

                                Honestly, I'm at a bit of a loss as to why you're here.
                                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                                An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
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                                My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                                Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                                An Open Question to All false christians.

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #39
                                    Re: Just found this place on Google

                                    Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                    I never said I was an athiest.
                                    Besides, I have a husband. Why would I want to have sex with anyone else?
                                    Because, as a filthy atheist/pagan/whatever you are, you have no concept of Christian morality and so no moral compass whatsoever. Obviously.
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • Jinx Mallard
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Dec 2010
                                        • 19
                                        #40
                                        Re: Just found this place on Google

                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                        Because, as a filthy atheist/pagan/whatever you are, you have no concept of Christian morality and so no moral compass whatsoever. Obviously.
                                        Who said I have no morality?

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                                          • Brother Temperance
                                            Senior Usher
                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                            A very nice young man
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15621
                                            #41
                                            Re: Just found this place on Google

                                            Are you a fundamentalist Christian?
                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                              • Jinx Mallard
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Dec 2010
                                                • 19
                                                #42
                                                Re: Just found this place on Google

                                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                Are you a fundamentalist Christian?
                                                No. But that doesn't mean that I don't have morals.

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                                                  • Janine Walker
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2010
                                                    • 420
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Just found this place on Google

                                                    Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                                    No. But that doesn't mean that I don't have morals.
                                                    Sure, but it definitely means you have no morals.

                                                    Proverbs 20:3

                                                    Janine Walker

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                                                      • Brother Temperance
                                                        Senior Usher
                                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                        A very nice young man
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 15621
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Just found this place on Google

                                                        Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                                        No. But that doesn't mean that I don't have morals.
                                                        Amoral and stupid, I see. You're not a fundamentalist Christian. But you claim to have morals. Even though you're not a fundamentalist Christian. Seriously, you must be able to see how absurd that is.
                                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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