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  • Bible Student
    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
    With Jesus now.
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 2474
    #16
    Re: Just found this place on Google

    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
    Hello.

    Why did you have a handfasting instead of a proper wedding?
    That sounds obscene. Would you do that with a client before you were saved. Does it have anything to do with working with ones hands?

    Maybe I'm going in the wrong direction and it is similar to woodworking.
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2193
        #17
        Re: Just found this place on Google

        Originally posted by Jinx Maltard View Post
        Thanks, but I was actually looking for a gift for my cousin, Jennifer. She is so hard to shop for.

        Well Ducky, shopping will be easier now if you take the good Godly advice from our members here.



        YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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          • Jinx Mallard
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2010
            • 19
            #18
            Re: Just found this place on Google

            Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
            We are not heathen, sinful mormons. We don't do proxies at Landover Baptist Church. So now you admit your intentions were not pure? Why would salvation be good for your cousin but not for you?

            Send her here. Maybe we can help at least one person in your family gain salvation. Is Jennifer as sneaky as you?
            I wasn't saying that I wanted salvation or anything. I was using Google to look for shopping deals when I found a link to one of the threads in your christmas section. So I registered to say hi.

            Why do you think I'm sneaky?

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              • Adilene
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 332
                #19
                Re: Just found this place on Google

                Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                I wasn't saying that I wanted salvation or anything. I was using Google to look for shopping deals when I found a link to one of the threads in your christmas section. So I registered to say hi.

                Why do you think I'm sneaky?

                Hi... then will there be anything else? Would you like to learn about Jesus?

                “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #20
                    Re: Just found this place on Google

                    Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                    I wasn't saying that I wanted salvation or anything. I was using Google to look for shopping deals when I found a link to one of the threads in your christmas section. So I registered to say hi.

                    Why do you think I'm sneaky?
                    It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Mallard.

                    Why have you chosen a life of fornication and bastard-rearing instead of getting married before God?

                    Did you at LEAST get a marriage license, so you have a civil marriage if not a Christian one?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Logic&reason676767
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 5
                        #21
                        Re: Just found this place on Google

                        these people make me lol, i love it

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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790
                            #22
                            Re: Just found this place on Google

                            Originally posted by Logic&reason676767 View Post
                            these people make me lol, i love it
                            Well, whatever keeps you here, I suppose.

                            I am glad you have cut back on the sass mouth.

                            Jesus(tm) has a plan for you.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #23
                                Re: Just found this place on Google

                                Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                Thanks, but I was actually looking for a gift for my cousin, Jennifer. She is so hard to shop for.
                                Why were you buying her a Christmas present in the first place? What's the point of celebrating Christ's birthday if you hate Jesus?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • Jinx Mallard
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Dec 2010
                                    • 19
                                    #24
                                    Re: Just found this place on Google

                                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                    Why were you buying her a Christmas present in the first place? What's the point of celebrating Christ's birthday if you hate Jesus?
                                    Tradition.

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                                      • Felicity
                                        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Apr 2010
                                        • 4834
                                        #25
                                        Re: Just found this place on Google

                                        @Jinx Mallard Hating Jesus is a tradition for you?
                                        I Jesus!

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                                          • Jinx Mallard
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Dec 2010
                                            • 19
                                            #26
                                            Re: Just found this place on Google

                                            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                                            @Jinx Mallard Hating Jesus is a tradition for you?
                                            No. Spending time with my family and having fun over the holidays is a tradition.

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                                              • Lisa H
                                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 5070
                                                #27
                                                Re: Just found this place on Google

                                                Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                                No. Spending time with my family and having fun over the holidays is a tradition.
                                                It is not "the holidays" it is Christmas. The time when Jesus was born.
                                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                                  • Brother Temperance
                                                    Senior Usher
                                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                    A very nice young man
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15621
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Just found this place on Google

                                                    Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                                    No. Spending time with my family and having fun over the holidays is a tradition.
                                                    Plenty of stupid things are traditions. The Muslims travel halfway around the world to throw stones at things and point at a big rock because of tradition, I suppose you think that's a good idea as well. Jesus is the reason for the season!
                                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 18405
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Just found this place on Google

                                                        Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                                        No. Spending time with my family and having fun over the holidays is a tradition.
                                                        No, you yet another witch who is trying to have sex with us. We get this all the time and the answer is, no, we won't fornicate with you.

                                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Just found this place on Google

                                                            Originally posted by Jinx Mallard View Post
                                                            No. Spending time with my family and having fun over the holidays is a tradition.
                                                            By "family" you mean your coven, right?

                                                            We know what you perverts get up to on Jesus' Birthday.


                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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