Just found this place on Google

[Jinx Mallard]

I'm Jinx. I'm 25 and have 3 children. Shiloh (6), Matt and Bailey (4)<--(twins). I've been married to my husband, Ben, for 7 years. We had an outdoor handfasting.
I work as a part-time Blackjack dealer at a small casino.

As the title says, I ran across this sight through a Google search.

It's wonderful to meet everyone. (---I hope---)

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Hello.

Why did you have a handfasting instead of a proper wedding?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm). Please make yourself feel welcome and tell us more about yourself, but remember this is a family forum, so we don't need to hear about any disgusting sexual acts like "handfasting".

[Jinx Mallard]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Hello.

Why did you have a handfasting instead of a proper wedding?

Because Ben wanted to have one.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™. Please make yourself feel welcome and tell us more about yourself, but remember this is a family forum, so we don't need to hear about any disgusting sexual acts like "handfasting".

A handfasting is a pagan wedding, not a sexual act.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Just found this place on Google

A handfasting is a pagan wedding, not a sexual act.

I thought they were the same thing.

Anyways, I assume that since you're here you're interested in converting to True Christianity™! Have you found a good independent Baptist church you want to attend yet? Bought a KJV Bible for yourself? Have any Bible verses you enjoy?

Or maybe a few questions about True Christianity(tm)?

[Jinx Mallard]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Anyways, I assume that since you're here you're interested in converting to True Christianity™! Have you found a good independent Baptist church you want to attend yet? Bought a KJV Bible for yourself? Have any Bible verses you enjoy?

Or maybe a few questions about True Christianity™?

Um, not really. I just found this sight and really just wanted to say hello.
I might ask some questions at some point, but as of right now I'm happy with my life.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Welcome to our friendly family forum!

I'm Jinx. I'm 25 and have 3 children. Shiloh (6), Matt and Bailey (4)<--(twins). I've been married to my husband, Ben, for 7 years.

Do you have your husbands permission to be here?

[Felicity]

Re: Just found this place on Google

@Jinx Mallard What were you looking for with Google? Jesus?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Um, not really. I just found this sight and really just wanted to say hello.
I might ask some questions at some point, but as of right now I'm happy with my life.

How can you be happy without being a True Christian™? Don't you want to stop being a disgusting sinner and accept Jesus?

"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23

[Jinx Mallard]

Re: Just found this place on Google

@Jinx Mallard What were you looking for with Google? Jesus?

Last-minute gift ideas.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Last-minute gift ideas.

Looks like you hit the mother lode. There is no greater gift than Salvation. And 'tis the season, after all. Stick around, the Lord has led you here for a reason.


And welcome.

[Jinx Mallard]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Looks like you hit the mother lode. There is no greater gift than Salvation. And 'tis the season, after all. Stick around, the Lord has led you here for a reason.


And welcome.

Thanks, but I was actually looking for a gift for my cousin, Jennifer. She is so hard to shop for.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Thanks, but I was actually looking for a gift for my cousin, Jennifer. She is so hard to shop for.

Salvation can work for her too.

Unless she's a gay or something.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Well Mrs. Mallard ... Without Jesus n your life I'm afraid your goose will be cooked in the everlasting fires of hell. If you're not interested in being saved we have nothing for you here.

[Bible Student]

Re: Just found this place on Google

Thanks, but I was actually looking for a gift for my cousin, Jennifer. She is so hard to shop for.

We are not heathen, sinful mormons. We don't do proxies at Landover Baptist Church. So now you admit your intentions were not pure? Why would salvation be good for your cousin but not for you?

Send her here. Maybe we can help at least one person in your family gain salvation. Is Jennifer as sneaky as you?