Why, hello everybody.

[Marmalade]

My dear, loving, kind, knowing Christian father has decided that in lieu of attending school and intermingling with the lesbian-loving drug addicted whores at my school, he would home school me in the ways of the Lord and use this forum as a place for me to get to know True Christians(tm).

And, since you all are a very Christian community you should know that my father has, indeed, given me permission to post here at this hour. He believes that the Godliness of the words will jump right out of the screen and exorcise those demons right out of me.

My favorite bible verse is probably Ephesians 5:22-24, it really lays out what God wants me to do in life.

I look forward to getting to know each and every one of you personally.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly family forum!

When do you expect your first child?

[Lisa H]

Re: Why, hello everybody.

My dear, loving, kind, knowing Christian father has decided that in lieu of attending school and intermingling with the lesbian-loving drug addicted whores at my school, he would home school me in the ways of the Lord and use this forum as a place for me to get to know True Christians™.

And, since you all are a very Christian community you should know that my father has, indeed, given me permission to post here at this hour. He believes that the Godliness of the words will jump right out of the screen and exorcise those demons right out of me.

My favorite bible verse is probably Ephesians 5:22-24, it really lays out what God wants me to do in life.

I look forward to getting to know each and every one of you personally.

Welcome Marmalade.

Why is your father sending you to Lesbian school. Is there any particular reason why you like that verse.

[Marmalade]

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@Cranky Old Man
Oh, my father is setting up a marriage for me as we speak. I expect I will be with child by the end of next year.

@Lisa H

We had just moved to Seattle, he had no idea the school was filled with demons and Atheists. Can you believe people there were actually openly gay?! I almost succumbed to one of the Atheist males there, that's when he decided to home school me after I received my punishment. I never actually did anything with the demon, so I was saved from being burnt.

[Bible Student]

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@Cranky Old Man
Oh, my father is setting up a marriage for me as we speak. I expect I will be with child by the end of next year.

@Lisa H

We had just moved to Seattle, he had no idea the school was filled with demons and Atheists. Can you believe people there were actually openly gay?! I almost succumbed to one of the Atheist males there, that's when he decided to home school me after I received my punishment. I never actually did anything with the demon, so I was saved from being burnt.

Is that openly gay as opposed to closely gay? At least you knew who to run away from.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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I too would like to extend my welcomes. You seem to be a good Christian girl and not a deluded freak. This pleases me as most new members are crazy atheists or false christians.

We had just moved to Seattle, he had no idea the school was filled with demons and Atheists. Can you believe people there were actually openly gay?! I almost succumbed to one of the Atheist males there, that's when he decided to home school me after I received my punishment. I never actually did anything with the demon, so I was saved from being burnt.

Remember that while you didn't do anything with the Hellbound boy the mere wish of wanting to do something inappropriate is enough for God to get angry:

Proverbs 6:16-19
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren

I am sure your father have already told you this but you must try to keep out those dirty thoughts at all times. It would be quite healthy for your immortal soul if you punish yourself in some way whenever you have an unpure thought (for instance if you feel attraction towards a boy). This way you will start associating unpure thoughts with pain and this will make you less likely to have such thoughts.

May God bless you