Looking for help

[AmandaP]

Hello everyone.
I'm greatly looking for help here. See im christian, i go to chruch some times, not a lot. But i do mission trips and i try my best to follow the bible and Jesus. But...my own desires got ahold of me...and well i had sexual intercourse with another woman...and i enjoyed it a lot, but i know the bible said its wrong to do so.
Could anyone help me? I'm terribly confused.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Hello, Amanda.

You might consider yourself to be a Christian, but you are not saved yet. You underwent a false conversion, and were just going through the motions. But you are still enslaved to your sins, and they finally won out.

Now before we can help you, we will need more information. Please describe your encounter with this woman, and don't spare any details. Pictures will also be helpful if you have them.

Once your credit checks out, I can enroll you and your friend in a Christian therapy program. With the power of Jesus, I will heal you of the sin of lesbianism, amen. I guarantee that I will have you calling out the name of the LORD!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Looking for help

Hello everyone.
I'm greatly looking for help here. See im christian, i go to chruch some times, not a lot. But i do mission trips and i try my best to follow the bible and Jesus. But...my own desires got ahold of me...and well i had sexual intercourse with another woman...and i enjoyed it a lot, but i know the bible said its wrong to do so.
Could anyone help me? I'm terribly confused.

The forum is chock a block full of earnest and sincere men who want nothing more than to help you with your perversion.

[AmandaP]

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Okay. i'll do my best to recall. But its kinda hazy because i was fairly drunk at the time...so i'll do my best.
(excuse my use of language and detail here, i'll keep it PG-13)
So my friend was having a little get together at her house. Invited all of her friends over (female friends, no males were there).
And the night basically was like we had it in high school, sit around, watch movies, play some games. Then she pulled out the wine. Which i drank about 4 glasses of (it was really good wine) while watching a chick-flick.
Then I had a beer, but being a not large fan of that, i only had one. then we had a little contest over who could drink the most. And i had 2 shots of vodka. Being faily small (only about 5' 7'' and 120) that was about all i could take and i was totally hammered.
Then...with all of us hammered compleatly. We played a game of spin the bottle (i'm not sure why, but we did) and i ended up kissing a girl whom i had met that night, and hadn't known before hand.
Then we all pretty much passed out at about...3 am or so, but i didn't. I layed there thinking, in my drunkin state, about the kiss, it had amazed me, and i had thought about girls before, but this made me actually attracted to her.
Well not too long after that she woke up feeling sick, and i gave her a little water and we sat an talked while she was trying to feel better.
Then it got...bad.
First of all, i'll discribe her, shes pretty much my height, but had blonde hair and not brown like me. and she had this fairly small cute face, and has C-cup breasts...about. But she was generally very pretty.
She, being still pretty drunk (and as i found out later that day, bisexual)
grabbed my hand and asked me if i had liked the kiss. And i stammered an answer but admitted to saying i liked it.
Then she offered me a little exploration. Which...i took. And we stood up, not wanting to be caught by any of the other girls here, we went into the guest bedroom.
It started by me sitting there being really really embarrissed.
And then she took my breast into her hand and started to play with it, i remember this really well.
And then after that i know i ended up grabbing hers, then...i got into it.
and both our shirts came off, and it went to sucking eachother breasts, then she stuck her fingers into my vag***. and that i really remember, it felt better then any guy before. and after that it was all kinda a blur that i dont remember. Prettty much i know it felt really good.
and we woke up together at about noon, both with bad heacaches.
and we threw our clothes on and just told our friends that we just wanted a warm bed to sleep in.
And we all went home and i havn't talked to her since.
its been about a month since this happened.

Okay...thats it, all i can remember.
What can you do to help me? I really like it...but i dont want to go to hell.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Looking for help

This is true, Amanda! Bunny nuzzling with other women is certainly not the way to Salvation®

You don't want to make JESUS mad at you, do you? The only proper relationship is a man-woman relationship!

The GODLY pastors here are more than eager to help you with your problem, sister! Praise!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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That is some powerful testimony. The only thing I can think of that could make it stronger would be a few pictures, or perhaps a video. If you don't have any, we could recreate this situation in the church hotel, and we would have a powerful witnessing tool.

I was struck by this part:

it felt better then any guy before

That's because she knew how to find your sin spot. Most guys don't have a clue where it is or how to stimulate it. However, through my years of study and working with wayward women, listening to their testimony and helping them reenact some of their darker moments during sessions of sin therapy, I have learned quite a bit about what goes on down there.

We should have lots of prayer sessions, lasting all night if need be, so that we can lick this demon that is infesting you.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[AmandaP]

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That is some powerful testimony. The only thing I can think of that could make it stronger would be a few pictures, or perhaps a video. If you don't have any, we could recreate this situation in the church hotel, and we would have a powerful witnessing tool.

I was struck by this part:
That's because she knew how to find your sin spot. Most guys don't have a clue where it is or how to stimulate it. However, through my years of study and working with wayward women, listening to their testimony and helping them reenact some of their darker moments during sessions of sin therapy, I have learned quite a bit about what goes on down there.

We should have lots of prayer sessions, lasting all night if need be, so that we can lick this demon that is infesting you.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Thank you kind sir. It seems i badly need help. If the bible says that i cant do that. then i wont. but i need help on repenting. I don't really know the correct way to do that.... =/

[Bobby-Joe]

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Thank you kind sir. It seems i badly need help. If the bible says that i cant do that. then i wont. but i need help on repenting. I don't really know the correct way to do that.... =/

Well AmandaP, telling everyone about the horrible sins you have done is a good start. It helps you bear your soul to Jesus, to whom you have no secrets.

However I see the root of your’ problem; you are over eighteen and unmarried. Clearly your’ body is yearning to produce many strong Christian warrior-babies for Jesus. That's why you lapsed in to this momentary act of unnatural, disgusting, filthy perversion of moist and writhing woman-on-woman passion (that I pray you never will do again). You need to a good and TRUE Christian husband before you are driven mad by your desire to reproduce and end up a drug addicted, lesbian prostitute. A husband will steer you clear of sin and help you love Jesus more.

[AmandaP]

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That is a good idea.
I should find myself a good husband. A good christian husband to give me lots of children. But it is important that i finish college first. Maybe i'll meet a good man before i finish college in 4 months... The only problem is i haven't have a boyfriend in almost 2 years, its almost impossible for me to get one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is a good idea.
I should find myself a good husband. A good christian husband to give me lots of children. But it is important that i finish college first. Maybe i'll meet a good man before i finish college in 4 months... The only problem is i haven't have a boyfriend in almost 2 years, its almost impossible for me to get one.

It might help if you first accept Jesus as your personal Savior©. He installed GWB as president without the benefit of winning the election, so He can probably help you out too.

[VictoryOS]

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It might help if you first accept Jesus as your personal Savior©. He installed GWB as president without the benefit of winning the election, so He can probably help you out too.

Yes, listen to Pastor Ezekiel. He is a very wise man. Jesus will do what's best for you. He will either send you a good Christian man to marry, or He will strike you dead for your sins. Either way, you will get what you deserve.

Praise Jesus and His beautiful Love!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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I suspect this isnt the only time you have committed lezbean abominations, and you have admitted to fornication...why not tell us about your heterosexual sins - in detail, leaving nothing to the imagination?

[AmandaP]

Re: Looking for help

I suspect this isnt the only time you have committed lezbean abominations, and you have admitted to fornication...why not tell us about your heterosexual sins - in detail, leaving nothing to the imagination?

Are you getting off to my stories? I mean there are websites that are better for that...
And ya know what i decided today. I decided that i liked being a lesbian.
I liked being with her, it was the best ive ever felt. F**k what the bible says, i like girls. And im going to keep having sex with them. Its the most amazing thing ive ever felt and it was so right for me. I'm done with the christian BS. In the past 5 days or so ive been reading a lot of the bible.
And god is a jerk. I refuse to worship evil such as that.
I'm done with you people. Good bye. Try being a little more open-minded.
Lesbian sex is AMAZING!
Love is love!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you getting off to my stories? I mean there are websites that are better for that...
And ya know what i decided today. I decided that i liked being a lesbian.
I liked being with her, it was the best ive ever felt. F**k what the bible says, i like girls. And im going to keep having sex with them. Its the most amazing thing ive ever felt and it was so right for me. I'm done with the christian BS. In the past 5 days or so ive been reading a lot of the bible.
And god is a jerk. I refuse to worship evil such as that.
I'm done with you people. Good bye. Try being a little more open-minded.
Lesbian sex is AMAZING!
Love is love!

Well I know that all of the other pastors would agree with me in saying how disappointed we all are that you have chosen a life of rug-munching over the sweet blood of Christ. Don't think for a minute that we are going to give up on you though. If you could send me some candid photos of you and your nubile young sin-partners, then it may help me to get a better angle on how to proceed. Of course video testimony would be best, so send that if possible.

Please understand that we are committed to helping you get Saved©, no matter what it takes.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Well I know that all of the other pastors would agree with me in saying how disappointed we all are that you have chosen a life of rug-munching over the sweet blood of Christ. Don't think for a minute that we are going to give up on you though. If you could send me some candid photos of you and your nubile young sin-partners, then it may help me to get a better angle on how to proceed. Of course video testimony would be best, so send that if possible.

Please understand that we are committed to helping you get Saved©, no matter what it takes.

perhaps she would be better off setting up a web cam so we can monitor her progress?