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  • BunnyBabe21
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 11

    #1

    Hey Im Amy!

    I dont go to church because I dont have time but I do Worship on my own. Im a new christian and Im quite unsure about alot of things... just looking for some information and my friend recommended your site. Thanks!!

    |* I may be Lost... but I want to be found*|
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Hey Im Amy!

    New christian as in "new age"? Have you read the KJV Bible? How can you not make time for Jesus? After all he only died for your sins.
    Drama queen

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Hey Im Amy!

      Originally posted by BunnyBabe21 View Post
      I dont go to church because I dont have time but I do Worship on my own. Im a new christian and Im quite unsure about alot of things... just looking for some information and my friend recommended your site. Thanks!!

      You don't have time for church? What are you, a witch?

      Please tell us about yourself. What church did you previously attend? Why doesn't your father drag you to church as the Bible commands?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • BunnyBabe21
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 11

        #4
        Re: Hey Im Amy!

        BelieverInGod... I meant I just discover the religion sorry to confuse you. Im thought there was only one bible? What is the KJV Bible? My employer wont let me have the day off work to go and its very necessary that I work
        |* I may be Lost... but I want to be found*|

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: Hey Im Amy!

          Originally posted by BunnyBabe21 View Post
          BelieverInGod... I meant I just discover the religion sorry to confuse you. Im thought there was only one bible? What is the KJV Bible? My employer wont let me have the day off work to go and its very necessary that I work
          Even though one of the ten commandments tells us to keep the Sabbath holy? You are putting your love for money (1 Timothy 6:10) above God. Your employer can't force you to work on a Sunday since you are protected by law to freely express your religion.

          EDIT: I saw you're from Canada. Nevermind about the religious freedom suggestion because your country is a socialist atheist wasteland that has practically banned Christianity.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Hey Im Amy!

            Originally posted by BunnyBabe21 View Post
            BelieverInGod... I meant I just discover the religion sorry to confuse you. Im thought there was only one bible? What is the KJV Bible? My employer wont let me have the day off work to go and its very necessary that I work
            And you call yourself a Christian?

            The KJV is the King James Version Bible, the only TRUE Word of God available to us. I have a sermon on the subject HERE if you're interested.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • BunnyBabe21
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 11

              #7
              Re: Hey Im Amy!

              Pastor Ezekiel... I mean no disrespect let me start with that. Im not a witch by any means but as I stated before my employer wont give me the day off and I must work. Im 21 years old and Im going to University to get a Business major. I work at a small cafe by my parents home. Believe me I wish my father would drag me to church but he is an athesist as well as my mother. I understand your rules and Thank you for allowing me to browse the site!
              |* I may be Lost... but I want to be found*|

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Hey Im Amy!

                Originally posted by BunnyBabe21 View Post
                BelieverInGod... I meant I just discover the religion sorry to confuse you. Im thought there was only one bible? What is the KJV Bible? My employer wont let me have the day off work to go and its very necessary that I work
                The King James Version, the one correct and accurate translation of the Bible into English as guided by the hand of God. As for not being able to get the day off, that's simple enough: just marry a nice Christian man, settle down, and he can take care of you so you can both go to church.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • BunnyBabe21
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: Hey Im Amy!

                  Rev. Jim Osborn... I can not help the country I was born into. I would like you to know that it is my dream to one day move to america and be a sucessful business women.

                  Pastor Ezekiel... I do not call myself a christian. I always thought something was missing in my life and I am trying to find it. Thanks for the great link!
                  |* I may be Lost... but I want to be found*|

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                  • BunnyBabe21
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: Hey Im Amy!

                    Brother Temperance... If it were that easy I would. lol
                    |* I may be Lost... but I want to be found*|

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Hey Im Amy!

                      Another fluffy bunny 'Christian'. Thinks being Christian is fine if it is 'convienent'. Probably only likes the parts of the Bible that ar fun, like fish shopping or performing miracles. Amy, you are as much of a Christian as I am 'Mothra'.

                      "Ooooo I cannot find a Bible at Spencers Gifts or the jewelery counter at Targets".
                      Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • BunnyBabe21
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 11

                        #12
                        Re: Hey Im Amy!

                        Thats not very nice thing to say about me James Hutchins. As I stated before my whole family is Atheist.. now how do you suppose I would get a bible growing up? Althought I am reading the "Read the Bible in a year" Bible study this site has provided. It explains it so that everyone can understand and im quite enjoying it. I like the whole bible as far as I have read. I want to be a Christian all the time that is why I am here to learn about what I am doing right and wrong so I can serve GOD! Im not sure what Spencers Gifts or Targets has to do with anything really... I dont even shop at these stores.

                        I mean only respect of course sir.

                        And Im not sure what a "Mothra" is. Im sorry.
                        |* I may be Lost... but I want to be found*|

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                        • Janine Walker
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 420

                          #13
                          Re: Hey Im Amy!

                          Originally posted by BunnyBabe21 View Post
                          Thats not very nice thing to say about me James Hutchins. As I stated before my whole family is Atheist.. now how do you suppose I would get a bible growing up? Althought I am reading the "Read the Bible in a year" Bible study this site has provided. It explains it so that everyone can understand and im quite enjoying it. I like the whole bible as far as I have read. I want to be a Christian all the time that is why I am here to learn about what I am doing right and wrong so I can serve GOD! Im not sure what Spencers Gifts or Targets has to do with anything really... I dont even shop at these stores.

                          I mean only respect of course sir.

                          And Im not sure what a "Mothra" is. Im sorry.
                          You cannot blame God for placing you in an atheist family, you must learn to surrender yourself to the Lord. Remember, Jesus is our savior and completely surrendering to him is your only way to salvation.

                          With hope, Janine Walker

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                          • BunnyBabe21
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 11

                            #14
                            Re: Hey Im Amy!

                            Thank You Janine! I am working on it but my family is very difficult to work with lol but dont worry I know Jesus is our Saviour and Im working with Pastor Zeke to cure my old ways!!
                            |* I may be Lost... but I want to be found*|

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #15
                              Re: Hey Im Amy!

                              Originally posted by BunnyBabe21 View Post
                              Thank You Janine! I am working on it but my family is very difficult to work with lol but dont worry I know Jesus is our Saviour and Im working with Pastor Zeke to cure my old ways!!
                              Look young lady, you really should look at what the Lord says.
                              2 Corinthians 6:14-17
                              Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

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