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  • weightman34
    Unsaved trash, extreme fatso
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2011
    • 1

    #1

    Weightloss Tips

    This is a question millions of people ask each year and it is time you get the answer you want and need. It isn’t because people are lazy, addicted to food or don’t exercise properly. There are many factors into why people fail at losing weight. The following are just a few reasons why many fail at losing weight:
    Attempting to lose weight for the wrong reasons. Don’t just lose weight to look great, you want to lose weight for the health aspect of things. Thousands of studies have been completed showing and proving that losing body fat improves and lengthens a person’s life. Looking better can be beneficial to a person’s self esteem, but a person should lose weight for their well being and health.
    Inability to commit to permanent lifestyle changes. One downfall for many is that dieting becomes a burden to their lifestyles, and feel that it is something that is going to be only temporary. Dieting is something that will continue forever, just on different levels of severity. Diets can seem demanding to some, which is the main cause of people giving up. You must prepare yourself for a brand new lifestyle for a higher chance of success with your weight loss dieting attempts. If you want an increased chance of losing weight long term, gradually incorporate lifestyle changes to ensure they stick better.
    False information provided preventing a healthier weight loss. Conflicting information provided by the many resources and fad diets lead millions down the wrong path every year. It makes it much more understandable as to why many fail on their diets when they are constantly being provided with false information. Instead of continuously being provided with false information, it is recommended to discuss your weight loss wants with a doctor or dietician.
    Lack of knowledge of the bodies fat intake. The majority of people do not realize that they are actually consistently putting on body fat and losing body fat. There is no down time when it comes to not putting on body fat, meaning there is no down time to maintaining a healthy diet. If you are determined to lose weight and keep it off, you need to be able to dedicate yourself to consistently maintaining a healthy diet and lifestyle.*If you are not implementing positive lifestyle changes and losing weight, you are gaining weight. Again, there is no “in-between.”
    Blind to what is being consumed daily. The majority of people don’t take any notice to what they are actually consuming on a daily basis. Many overweight people consume an excessive amount of unneeded calories each day without realizing that they are doing it. Unless you keep an eye on what you are consuming then your likelihood of losing weight and keeping it off is going to drastically decrease.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Weightloss Tips

    Friend, I suggest you go peddle your Snake-Oil somewhere else.
    We True Christians(tm) are never - EVER fat or overweight.
    The Lord makes us perfect in every way.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Weightloss Tips

      Why would I trust a person called "Weightman" for weight loss tips? Weightman sounds like an obese superhero who disables villians by falling on them and crushing them beneath his enormous bulk, and that's the last person I'd want to take dieting advice from.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Weightloss Tips

        He even had handy links to several websites in his profile, but as we True Christians(TM) are never Fat(R), I was so kind to remove them.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #5
          Re: Weightloss Tips

          Not one time did he mention Jesus, not one single time!

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          • Dillon
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 56

            #6
            Re: Weightless Tips

            Oh man, I must've read the thread title incorrectly. I came in here expecting tips on how to achieve lunar-esque gravity.
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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: Weightloss Tips

              Folks don't listen to this fat harlot.

              If you want to lose a few pounds all you have to do is pray.

              If you have more than a few pounds you can always join Rev. Osborne's Sweating to the Old Testament wonderful group.
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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #8
                Re: Weightloss Tips

                I've said it before and I'll say it again; I've found smoking two or so packs of cigarettes a day is the best way to keep myself from overeating and frees up the time I'd spend exercising so I can do more important things, like studying the Bible.

                "For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come."
                1 Timothy 4:8
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                • Rapture Eddie
                  The Sermonator
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 219

                  #9
                  Re: Weightloss Tips

                  I'm no Lard-ass, but if I decided to take up the fat lifestyle I would immediately start on Horace Felcher's Liquified Diet and get out my very own Zander machine to massage that fat away

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                  JUDGEMENT DAY

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: Weightloss Tips

                    That looks mighty interesting Mr. Eddie!

                    Can it be, um, height-adjusted?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Rapture Eddie
                      The Sermonator
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 219

                      #11
                      Re: Weightloss Tips

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      That looks mighty interesting Mr. Eddie!

                      Can it be, um, height-adjusted?
                      Brother, it can be anything you want it to be.
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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236

                        #12
                        Re: Weightloss Tips

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        Friend, I suggest you go peddle your Snake-Oil somewhere else.
                        We True Christians™ are never - EVER fat or overweight.
                        The Lord makes us perfect in every way.
                        Praise Jesus Sister! God doesn't care for fatties.

                        Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."

                        In Christ
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #13
                          Re: Weightloss Tips

                          I gain 5 pounds I just go on a week long fast and pray the pounds away. Has never failed.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Christ_touched_dano
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 14

                            #14
                            Re: Weightloss Tips

                            weightman34, you see that key above the right shift key? It's called the enter key. You press it twice to break your mindless dribble into paragraphs. That way others won't get headaches while trying to read your wall of text.

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