[for the love of Fsm]

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I have listened to my heart, and my heart has shown me the right path to take Matthew 7:13-14. I am aware of that but that is because WOMAN caused MAN to fall into sin, and woman is made from man.

what makes you so sure the bible is not fictional? What makes you say for certain that the bible is not fairy tales that people wrote?

[SarahWeiben]

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what makes you so sure the bible is not real? What makes you say for certain that the bible is not fairy tales that people wrote?

It's called Faith. God told the writers what to write and they wrote. And actually there is proof. You can go to the Holy Land and find the exact places where certain events occured, and the timing lines up as well.

[for the love of Fsm]

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As are yours...

how so? Please explain why you like to belittle the things I say seeing as how we should be on the same team here?
What is your agenda in protesting me? Also I don't understand why you can say im unintelligent I have read many of your posts and you seem far from mature.

[Bible Student]

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oh shut up stop trying to insult me you radical nim wit....
You cannot comprehend anything that I say, your intellectual limitations are EXCEEDINGLY obvious.
Never once did I say that but of course with your comprehension skills I guess I was asking for you to be so stupid with my comments.
Who is she going to believe? I hope she listens to her heart, and her mind. At the very least I hope she understands what you people stand for is WRONG on every level.
Does she understand that the bible looks down on woman severely?
That according to the bible woman are less intelligent then men?
(which by the way society is currently disproving that as 57% of woman are college students versus men)
Does she know that the bible states if an intruder should break into your home the men should offer the woman to be RAPED?
To top it all off after the men willingly allow the woman to be raped they then should proceed to BURN them for being whores!
RIDICULOUS!

Hold your lips you heathen Unsaved Trash. How dare you use that manner of tone to a 15 year old girl. Worse than that Janine is a True Christian(tm). You are well on your way towards admonition.

[for the love of Fsm]

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Hold your lips you heathen Unsaved Trash. How dare you use that manner of tone to a 15 year old girl. Worse than that Janine is a True Christian™. You are well on your way towards admonition.

ahhh that makes so much sense now, i should have known she was but a teenager.
Im positive she has been brain washed since birth into this crap.
I feel so bad for her, she never had a chance.

[SarahWeiben]

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What does admonition mean?

[Bible Student]

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ahhh that makes so much sense now, i should have known she was but a teenager.
Im positive she has been brain washed since birth into this crap.
I feel so bad for her, she never had a chance.

Wow!! You sure know how to bluff your way through a discussion. NOT! Instead of guessing, why don't you ask some kindergarten teacher to teach you how to read. Then read Janine Walkers introduction.

By the way why did you skip the required Introduction? Look at the title at the top of the page:
The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

It is no wonder you follow a false god. You can't read and you cannot follow instructions. You are easily swayed by people for have overeating disorder with regards to pasta. This is your god:

[for the love of Fsm]

Re: Hello!

Wow!! You sure know how to bluff your way through a discussion. NOT! Instead of guessing, why don't you ask some kindergarten teacher to teach you how to read. Then read Janine Walkers introduction.

By the way why did you skip the required Introduction? Look at the title at the top of the page:
The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

It is no wonder you follow a false god. You can't read and you cannot follow instructions. You are easily swayed by people for have overeating disorder with regards to pasta. This is your god:

oh good one
you make me laugh

[Bible Student]

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oh good one
you make me laugh

That is not a laughing matter. Those pasta gods have a short lifespan especially for a god due to their obesity.

[for the love of Fsm]

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That is not a laughing matter. Those pasta gods have a short lifespan especially for a god due to their obesity.

glad you admit He exists ; )
dumb ass.. lmao

[SarahWeiben]

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glad you admit He exists ; )
dumb ass.. lmao

There's no reason to resort to name calling!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Pay no attention to the scummy demons that haunt us. We rattle satan's cage and he sends his minions to spew hatred.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[BelieverInGod]

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What does admonition mean?

Definition of ADMONITION

1
: gentle or friendly reproof

2
: counsel or warning against fault or oversight

Here's a wonderful tool called a dictionary

http://www.merriam-webster.com/

[Bible Student]

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glad you admit He exists ; )
dumb ass.. lmao

Exodus 20:1-3 -- And God spake all these words, saying, I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

See right here God tells us there are other gods, false gods.

Psalms 4:2 -- O ye sons of men, how long will ye turn my glory into shame? how long will ye love vanity, and seek after leasing? Selah.

Your spaghetti god is false because humans made him. In fact his portrait shows him to be a human.

I Chronicles 16:26 -- For all the gods of the people are idols: but the Lord made the heavens.

II Kings 17:29 -- Howbeit every nation made gods of their own, and put them in the houses of the high places which the Samaritans had made, every nation in their cities wherein they dwelt.

So yes a True Christian(tm) can admit that the heathen Unsaved Trash can make false gods after their own image. Did you think you happened upon some universal secret?

[SarahWeiben]

Re: Hello!

Definition of ADMONITION

1
: gentle or friendly reproof

2
: counsel or warning against fault or oversight

Here's a wonderful tool called a dictionary

http://www.merriam-webster.com/

I am sorry I asked. I should have remembered to look it up online, that was a stupid question.. But thank you for being patient with me in my moment of stupidity. And thank you Everybody for welcoming me, espically you Pastor!