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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
    What does the bible say about mixed martial arts?
    As I practice this sport frequently would god approve of this?
    Do you attend church? Have you ever read the Holy Bible?


    Chink sissy fighting isn't a concern of our Lord and Savior.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • I are crazy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2011
      • 18

      #32
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Do you attend church? Have you ever read the Holy Bible?


      Chink sissy fighting isn't a concern of our Lord and Savior.
      oh please, sissy fighting aye? thats humorous seeing as how im sure you have never trained a day in your life to fight, or for that matter worked out a day in your life.
      i see you say CHINK sissy fighting? why is that? it is a multi ethnical sport. The sport takes years to even become remotely good at grappling.
      ALSO i have come to the conclusion that you people are absolutely crazy. reading your forums i have seen exactly how stupid you people are. Makes me laugh ... and cry... at you.

      (i cannot wait to see how you twist what i say to sound stupid and fit whatver agenda you would like to push)

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      • Janine Walker
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2010
        • 420

        #33
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
        What does the bible say about mixed martial arts?
        As I practice this sport frequently would god approve of this?

        Galatians 5:26
        Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.


        Listen, Jackie Chan, the Bible is against sports that are all about vanity and pride. Sports are useless, you should use that time to pray instead. Besides, wrestling promotes homosexuality and many other horrible things.

        So, Jackie Chan ping pong ching chong, please stop trying to make us watch your gay homosexual sports.

        Thank You, Janine Walker

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        • I are crazy
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2011
          • 18

          #34
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
          Galatians 5:26
          Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.

          Listen, Jackie Chan, the Bible is against sports that are all about vanity and pride. Sports are useless, you should use that time to pray instead. Besides, wrestling promotes homosexuality and many other horrible things.

          So, Jackie Chan ping pong ching chong, please stop trying to make us watch your gay homosexual sports.

          Thank You, Janine Walker
          "jackie chan ping pong ching chong" <----- LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHA

          that was so funny thank you little girl for the amusment , OH have you all seen the "Athiest" delusion below?!?!?!?!!?!?
          in my signature, it is undeniable proof of god!

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          • Gabriel Reproba
            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2479

            #35
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
            oh please, sissy fighting aye? thats humorous seeing as how im sure you have never trained a day in your life to fight, or for that matter worked out a day in your life.
            I guess you are new here and have not seen Pastor Ezekiel's Men of Landover snapshots? He is one of the fittest men in our Congregation. Whenever the women, or even some of our men, run into a situation where they must have some muscles to help them out, they call Pastor Zeke!

            ALSO i have come to the conclusion that you people are absolutely crazy.
            We are. We are crazy for Jesus! Why do you hate Him?

            reading your forums i have seen exactly how stupid you people are. Makes me laugh ... and cry... at you.
            How do you cry "at" someone?

            (i cannot wait to see how you twist what i say to sound stupid and fit whatver agenda you would like to push)
            Just like Scripture, we don't twist our guests words. We let you do that as you inevitably back-pedal when proven to be foolish and Hell-bound.
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
              oh please, sissy fighting aye? thats humorous seeing as how im sure you have never trained a day in your life to fight, or for that matter worked out a day in your life.
              i see you say CHINK sissy fighting? why is that? it is a multi ethnical sport. The sport takes years to even become remotely good at grappling.
              ALSO i have come to the conclusion that you people are absolutely crazy. reading your forums i have seen exactly how stupid you people are. Makes me laugh ... and cry... at you.

              (i cannot wait to see how you twist what i say to sound stupid and fit whatver agenda you would like to push)
              Look, japlover; I spend quite a bit of time in the slope countries, and I can tell you that they all fight like sissies. You can't even tell the boys from the girls over there.

              Anyway, Smith and Wesson trumps karratie any day of the week.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

              Comment

              • Janine Walker
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2010
                • 420

                #37
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
                "jackie chan ping pong ching chong" <----- LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHA

                that was so funny thank you little girl for the amusment , OH have you all seen the "Athiest" delusion below?!?!?!?!!?!?
                in my signature, it is undeniable proof of god!
                Why don't you try a sport that isn't overrun by the WWF and all it's gay homosexual hugging, crotch touching and "straddles"? Why not try a real sport like boxing? I mean I won't ever really advocate a sport of vanity but at least boxing isn't full of queers who like straddle each other.

                Would you prefer Bruce "slant eyed" Lee instead?

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                • I are crazy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 18

                  #38
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Look, japlover; I spend quite a bit of time in the slope countries, and I can tell you that they all fight like sissies. You can't even tell the boys from the girls over there.

                  Anyway, Smith and Wesson trumps karratie any day of the week.
                  its a sport....
                  comes in handy for people like me who dislike to shoot at people with the potential of killing them.
                  hand to hand combat is my specialty <-- im quicker then a ninja!
                  It would be ill advised to pick a fight with the likes of any one in the last video i link to in my signature!
                  also how do i make the link clickable?

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                  • Gabriel Reproba
                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2479

                    #39
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
                    its a sport....
                    comes in handy for people like me who dislike to shoot at people with the potential of killing them.
                    hand to hand combat is my specialty <-- im quicker then a ninja!
                    It would be ill advised to pick a fight with the likes of any one in the last video i link to in my signature!
                    also how do i make the link clickable?
                    Oh wow. I haven't seen the "I am a ninja...look how cool I am" poster in years. They are all 13 and live in their parent's basement and bench like 20 pounds while reading "YOU CAN BE A NINJA" and buying fake throwing stars and butterfly knives while knocking themselves senseless while trying to use nun-chucks.

                    This is you, right?

                    Yours In Christ,

                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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