X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • PEEPEEATLIFE
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2011
    • 1

    #1

    My favorite bible verses.

    Hey guys, I am back here again. Don't worry, I am no longer gay and have cleansed Satan from my system.
    Here are my favorite bible verses!

    And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. (Leviticus 26:29)

    And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. (Deuteronomy 28:53)

    And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them. (Deuteronomy 28:57)

    "And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them." (Jeremiah 19:9)

    And he said, If the LORD do not help thee, whence shall I help thee? out of the barnfloor, or out of the winepress? And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son tomorrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son. (2 Kings 6:27-29)

    Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers. (Ezekiel 5:10)

    The hands of the pitiful women have boiled their own children; They were their food in the destruction of the daughter of my people. (Lamentations 4:10)
  • Johannes Kirkeholm
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2010
    • 395

    #2
    Re: My favorite bible verses.

    I love those Bible Verses too! They show that God isn't some omnibenevolent hippie and that the Bible isn't all about love
    To the atheists:

    To the false christians:

    Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

    Hosea 13:16
    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

    Comment

    • Brother Barnabus
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 388

      #3
      Re: My favorite bible verses.

      Judging from your selected Bible verses, you sound hungry Dick. (Penis is so graphic for a Christian forum)
      Nahum 1:2

      God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


      If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

      Comment

      • Bible Student
        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
        With Jesus now.
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2010
        • 2474

        #4
        Re: My favorite bible verses.

        Originally posted by PENISATLIFE View Post
        Hey guys, I am back here again. Don't worry, I am no longer gay and have cleansed Satan from my system.
        Here are my favorite bible verses!

        And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. (Leviticus 26:29)

        And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. (Deuteronomy 28:53)

        And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them. (Deuteronomy 28:57)

        "And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them." (Jeremiah 19:9)

        And he said, If the LORD do not help thee, whence shall I help thee? out of the barnfloor, or out of the winepress? And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son tomorrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son. (2 Kings 6:27-29)

        Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers. (Ezekiel 5:10)

        The hands of the pitiful women have boiled their own children; They were their food in the destruction of the daughter of my people. (Lamentations 4:10)
        So somehow that gay gene washed out of your body. How convenient. I see by your favorite verses that you are a member of that heathen catolick cult, the cannibal and bacchanel sect of false Christians.
        YiJC, BS

        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

        Comment

        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2193

          #5
          Re: My favorite bible verses.

          Originally posted by PENISATLIFE View Post
          Hey guys, I am back here again. Don't worry, I am no longer gay and have cleansed Satan from my system.
          Are you going for the Nobel Prize for De-demonising Laxatives now?!

          Comment

          Working...