Praise the Lord

[Philemon]

Praise the Lord!!!

Having found this church makes me so happy because I now finally feel there is a chance for salvation.
I am trying to follow the path our GOOD LORD has set out for me, but since I live in Europe this is nearly impossible. Surrounded by morons, idiots and atheists, I feel like I am standing all alone with my beliefs. Luckily I found this church and I sincerely hope I am allowed to join so I can be saved!

Yours truly,

Philemon

John 10:9
I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be SAVED, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Praise the Lord

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm), friend! Tell us a bit more about yourself. How old are you? How many Christian soldiers have you sired? What do you like to do for fun?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praise the Lord

Welcome to our friendly family forum!

idiots and atheists

Those are 2 words for the same thing.

[Philemon]

Re: Praise the Lord

Thank you so much for your warm welcome, Reverend Jim Osborne!!!

I like to play a card game once in a while and I read every day in our HOLY bible, which I think is the most fun and rewarding.
I like to listen to the radio too, but with all those infidel singers, I stopped doing that. You don't want your ears damaged through secular music!!
Oh yes, I am a 35-year-old!

Blessings,

Philemon

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Thank you so much for your warm welcome, Reverend Jim Osborne!!!

I like to play a card game once in a while and I read every day in our HOLY bible, which I think is the most fun and rewarding.

Indeed, I think I speak for every True Christian™ when I say reading the Bible is when I have most of my fun. I've been skydiving, F1 Racing and lynching exhibitions, which although good entertainment are nothing in comparison to study of Leviticus, Deuteronomy or Hosea.

I like to listen to the radio too, but with all those infidel singers, I stopped doing that. You don't want your ears damaged through secular music!!
Oh yes, I am a 35-year-old!

Unless music is made with the sole purpose of praising the LORD, then I am not interested (Psalm 28:7). Every girl is a harlot, and every boy a homer nowadays on the radio. Needless to say, I am not a Belieber.

You're 35?! How many sons do you have?

Blessings,

Philemon

Welcome.

[Philemon]

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Indeed, I think I speak for every True Christian™ when I say reading the Bible is when I have most of my fun. I've been skydiving, F1 Racing and lynching exhibitions, which although good entertainment are nothing in comparison to study of Leviticus, Deuteronomy or Hosea.
Amen!!!

Unless music is made with the sole purpose of praising the LORD, then I am not interested (Psalm 28:7). Every girl is a harlot, and every boy a homer nowadays on the radio. Needless to say, I am not a Belieber.
Amen!!!!
You're 35?! How many sons do you have?
the LORD has been so kind to give me three strong sons. Luckily no daughters!

Welcome.

thank you i feel welcome too

hosanna!

[no sunshine for me..]

Re: Praise the Lord

Praise the Lord!!!

Having found this church makes me so happy because I now finally feel there is a chance for salvation.
I am trying to follow the path our GOOD LORD has set out for me, but since I live in Europe this is nearly impossible. Surrounded by mormons, idiots and atheists, I feel like I am standing all alone with my beliefs. Luckily I found this church and I sincerely hope I am allowed to join so I can be saved!

Yours truly,

Philemon

John 10:9
I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be SAVED, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.

there is no God you asshole!!!!!!!#@%#$%$%#$^

[Marcus Cairns]

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there is no God you asshole!!!!!!!#@%#$%$%#$^

You're nothing but a fool & a liar!

Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Psalms 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

[Philemon]

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there is no God you asshole!!!!!!!#@%#$%$%#$^

Why are you so angry? Start BELIEVING and you will feel a whole lot better.
and such profane words...hmm hmm
i hope you burn in hell


Jeremiah 23:10
For the land is full of adulterers; for because of SWEARING the land mourneth; the pleasant places of the wilderness are dried up, and their course is evil, and their force [is] not right.

[James Hutchins]

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"no sunshine for me.." is a whore and has a dripping potty mouth. She refutess God embrace. All we have done is reach out to her and she snarls and swears like a drunken Taiwanese sailor. It breaks my heart