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  • Philemon
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    • Jan 2011
    • 72

    #1

    Praise the Lord

    Praise the Lord!!!

    Having found this church makes me so happy because I now finally feel there is a chance for salvation.
    I am trying to follow the path our GOOD LORD has set out for me, but since I live in Europe this is nearly impossible. Surrounded by morons, idiots and atheists, I feel like I am standing all alone with my beliefs. Luckily I found this church and I sincerely hope I am allowed to join so I can be saved!

    Yours truly,

    Philemon

    John 10:9
    I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be SAVED, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.
    John 10:9
    I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Praise the Lord

    Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm), friend! Tell us a bit more about yourself. How old are you? How many Christian soldiers have you sired? What do you like to do for fun?

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22371

      #3
      Re: Praise the Lord

      Welcome to our friendly family forum!

      Originally posted by Philemon View Post
      idiots and atheists
      Those are 2 words for the same thing.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Philemon
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        • Jan 2011
        • 72

        #4
        Re: Praise the Lord

        Thank you so much for your warm welcome, Reverend Jim Osborne!!!

        I like to play a card game once in a while and I read every day in our HOLY bible, which I think is the most fun and rewarding.
        I like to listen to the radio too, but with all those infidel singers, I stopped doing that. You don't want your ears damaged through secular music!!
        Oh yes, I am a 35-year-old!

        Blessings,

        Philemon
        John 10:9
        I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.

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        • WinnerNotSinner
          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 951

          #5
          Re: Praise the Lord

          Originally posted by Philemon View Post
          Thank you so much for your warm welcome, Reverend Jim Osborne!!!

          I like to play a card game once in a while and I read every day in our HOLY bible, which I think is the most fun and rewarding.
          Indeed, I think I speak for every True Christian™ when I say reading the Bible is when I have most of my fun. I've been skydiving, F1 Racing and lynching exhibitions, which although good entertainment are nothing in comparison to study of Leviticus, Deuteronomy or Hosea.
          Originally posted by Philemon View Post
          I like to listen to the radio too, but with all those infidel singers, I stopped doing that. You don't want your ears damaged through secular music!!
          Oh yes, I am a 35-year-old!
          Unless music is made with the sole purpose of praising the LORD, then I am not interested (Psalm 28:7). Every girl is a harlot, and every boy a homer nowadays on the radio. Needless to say, I am not a Belieber.

          You're 35?! How many sons do you have?
          Originally posted by Philemon View Post
          Blessings,

          Philemon
          Welcome.
          6
          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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          • Philemon
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            • Jan 2011
            • 72

            #6
            Re: Praise the Lord

            Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
            Indeed, I think I speak for every True Christian™ when I say reading the Bible is when I have most of my fun. I've been skydiving, F1 Racing and lynching exhibitions, which although good entertainment are nothing in comparison to study of Leviticus, Deuteronomy or Hosea.
            Amen!!!

            Unless music is made with the sole purpose of praising the LORD, then I am not interested (Psalm 28:7). Every girl is a harlot, and every boy a homer nowadays on the radio. Needless to say, I am not a Belieber.
            Amen!!!!
            You're 35?! How many sons do you have?
            the LORD has been so kind to give me three strong sons. Luckily no daughters!

            Welcome.
            thank you i feel welcome too

            hosanna!
            John 10:9
            I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.

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            • no sunshine for me..
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2011
              • 85

              #7
              Re: Praise the Lord

              Originally posted by Philemon View Post
              Praise the Lord!!!

              Having found this church makes me so happy because I now finally feel there is a chance for salvation.
              I am trying to follow the path our GOOD LORD has set out for me, but since I live in Europe this is nearly impossible. Surrounded by mormons, idiots and atheists, I feel like I am standing all alone with my beliefs. Luckily I found this church and I sincerely hope I am allowed to join so I can be saved!

              Yours truly,

              Philemon

              John 10:9
              I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be SAVED, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.
              there is no God you asshole!!!!!!!#@%#$%$%#$^

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              • Marcus Cairns
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                • Jan 2011
                • 15

                #8
                Re: Praise the Lord

                Originally posted by no sunshine for me.. View Post
                there is no God you asshole!!!!!!!#@%#$%$%#$^
                You're nothing but a fool & a liar!

                Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                Psalms 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

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                • Philemon
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                  • Jan 2011
                  • 72

                  #9
                  Re: Praise the Lord

                  Originally posted by no sunshine for me.. View Post
                  there is no God you asshole!!!!!!!#@%#$%$%#$^
                  Why are you so angry? Start BELIEVING and you will feel a whole lot better.
                  and such profane words...hmm hmm
                  i hope you burn in hell


                  Jeremiah 23:10
                  For the land is full of adulterers; for because of SWEARING the land mourneth; the pleasant places of the wilderness are dried up, and their course is evil, and their force [is] not right.
                  John 10:9
                  I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Praise the Lord

                    "no sunshine for me.." is a whore and has a dripping potty mouth. She refutess God embrace. All we have done is reach out to her and she snarls and swears like a drunken Taiwanese sailor. It breaks my heart
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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