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  • Aislin Neila
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2011
    • 9

    #1

    Hi

    Hi,

    I'm an Irish teen curious about Christianity.
  • Elijah71
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    • Jan 2011
    • 67

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Hello and welcome!

    I just want to be sure first, are you Pope's catholic spy or something? If not, please tell what church you go and how you found Jesus?

    Your introduction is quite crap and i bet you want to add something else to US, Jesus and The God Himself.
    Leviticus 20:13, If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    2nd Chronicles 15:13, That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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    • Aislin Neila
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2011
      • 9

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by Elijah71 View Post
      Hello and welcome!

      I just want to be sure first, are you Pope's catholic spy or something? If not, please tell what church you go and how you found Jesus?

      Your introduction is quite crap and i bet you want to add something else to US, Jesus and The God Himself.
      No, I am not a spy. I don't go to church. What else do you want me to tell you?

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Hi

        If you're curious, then you have a lot of reading to do. You can start with this thread which covers the basics of who we are. If you have any specific questions, ask.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Aislin Neila
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2011
          • 9

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          If you're curious, then you have a lot of reading to do. You can start with this thread which covers the basics of who we are. If you have any specific questions, ask.
          Cool, thanks.

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          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2193

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Welcome.

            But the Introduction forum is for introducing yourself. Tell us more about you.

            Which Church do you attend?
            Favourite Bible Verse?
            Are you betrothed yet?
            How inventive are you in the art of 1001 Potato Recipes?
            Are you afflicted with the Gingeritis?
            How did Jesus bring you here exactly?

            YIC, McUinnean

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Don't think I'm stupid, I know how to spell illegal alien backwards.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Aislin Neila
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2011
                • 9

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                Welcome.

                But the Introduction forum is for introducing yourself. Tell us more about you.

                Which Church do you attend?
                Favourite Bible Verse?
                Are you betrothed yet?
                How inventive are you in the art of 1001 Potato Recipes?
                Are you afflicted with the Gingeritis?
                How did Jesus bring you here exactly?

                YIC, McUinnean
                I don't go to Church.
                I don't have a favorite Bible verse (I have read the Bible though)
                Yes, I am betrothed.
                Um..I'm not very inventive with potatoes. Chicken is my specialty.
                What the hell is gingeritis??
                I dunno, I just saw this website and thought it looked interesting.

                Anymore questions?

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by Aislin Neila View Post
                  Anymore questions?
                  Nope, I've seen enough.

                  Enjoy Hell sinner!
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                  Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • Aislin Neila
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 9

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Don't think I'm stupid, I know how to spell illegal alien backwards.
                    What the hell?? How am I an alien if I am in the country I was born in, and raised in, and have never left?!

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                    • Aislin Neila
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                      Nope, I've seen enough.

                      Enjoy Hell sinner!
                      Alrighty then..

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                      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2193

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Aislin Neila View Post
                        I don't go to Church.
                        Not good.


                        Originally posted by Aislin Neila View Post
                        I don't have a favorite Bible verse (I have read the Bible though)
                        You should.

                        Originally posted by Aislin Neila View Post
                        What the hell is gingeritis??
                        Sorry. My bad. It's an inherited disfiguring skin disorder involving rust or carrot discolouration of the hair and nasty blotches on the skin. It often goes hand in hand with bad temperament. It's very common in Ireland and other parts of Britain.

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                        • Aislin Neila
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                          Sorry. My bad. It's an inherited disfiguring skin disorder involving rust or carrot discolouration of the hair and nasty blotches on the skin. It often goes hand in hand with bad temperament. It's very common in Ireland and other parts of Britain.
                          You could have just asked me if I have red hair and freckles. Yes, I do, by the way.

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                          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2193

                            #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Aislin Neila View Post
                            You could have just asked me if I have red hair and freckles. Yes, I do, by the way.
                            Sorry to hear that. How do you deal with it?
                            Is this why Jesus brought you here?
                            For solace?

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                            • Aislin Neila
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 9

                              #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                              Sorry to hear that. How do you deal with it?
                              Is this why Jesus brought you here?
                              For solace?
                              Its not that hard to deal with. Its just like any other hair color. As for the freckles, they're worse in the summer, or any time when I'm in the sun a lot. A little makeup can cover them, if I feel like covering them. But usually I don't bother.

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