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  • Greetings Brethren

    Statement: Greetings dwellers of the Landover Baptist Church Forum. First and foremost my colleagues and friends have deemed it necessary to label me Abdiel, as my faith to the Good Lord shall never be spurned, and is forever with me.

    As I fancy myself a very cerebral and direct person, I will obtrude upon you the answers to your inquiries you have previously decided were substantial in order to ascertain a proper disposition of my faith to Our Savior.

    Disclosure: The church I currently attend goes by the name of "Good Hope Baptist Church" in the sunshine state of South Carolina. Here is a link to the website if you are interested: http://www.goodhopebaptist.com/

    My favorite biblical verse happens to be a Psalm; Psalm 16:8 I have set the Lord always before me: because he is at my right hand, I shall not be moved.

    Explanation: As previously stated, my love for God is uncontested, and will NEVER be compromised. It is my sincere belief that I will find happiness if I always place God before me.

    Disclosure:I came to find Jesus through my parents: I cannot recollect to a time where I did not love Jesus. The earliest memory I behold includes my loving of Jesus and God. Moreover, I can honestly say if I hadn't known Jesus through my uprising, my ideologies and ethics would surely have permitted me to find Jesus, and therefore find this website, which I hope to make my home.

    Reflection: Thank you for reading. I hope you found my short, limited autobiography suitable.



    Inquiry/Assertion/Observation: Why is it that I am labeled "Unsaved Trash"? I find it quite offending that I am to labeled such a vile and unjustified name merely for not proving myself not to be trash.

    Suggestion: Perhaps to avoid conflict newcomers could merely be suspected of being Unsaved Trash. If they prove to be, so be it, otherwise, they are not.

    Thank You and Praise God.
    Clarification: Abdiel; servant of God. I love Him.

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    Re: Greetings Brethren

    Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm), friend. Every new user is classified as unsaved trash, because, well that's 95% of them are. Unsaved trash. After a while, if you have shown us to be an earnest seeker or fellow brother in Christ, will that change.

    So how old are you? Have you sired any Christian soldiers?

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings Brethren

      Attention LBC members:

      WARNING! I believe this man posts as "Professor Atheist" on Yahoo Answers Religion and Spirituality board.
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      Psalm 109:8
      Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings Brethren

        So says the Unsaved Trash with a Subgenius symbol as his avatar. Friend, it's not nice to accuse people on here without any proof. Leave the witch hunts and paranoid judgmentalism to the lieberals and demoncrats.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          Re: Greetings Brethren

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, friend. Every new user is classified as unsaved trash, because, well that's 95% of them are. Unsaved trash. After a while, if you have shown us to be an earnest seeker or fellow brother in Christ, will that change.

          So how old are you? Have you sired any Christian soldiers?
          Reponse: I was born on the 10th of October of the year 1969. I have, and never will, permit myself to delve into exploits such as child-making.

          Explanation: I am abstinent, and forever will be.

          Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
          Attention LBC members:

          WARNING! I believe this man posts as "Professor Atheist" on Yahoo Answers Religion and Spirituality board.
          Statement: I am both offended and shocked that I am to be accused of such a trait. Please refrain from such falsifications.

          Clarification: If the picture in my avatar lead you to any hasty assertions, I assure you that the picture is merely a picture of my old friend, who was also a follower of God and Jesus. Unfortunately, I have not seen him for over ten years, so perhaps his religious beliefs have changed. Nonetheless, the last I knew of him he was a devoted follower of the proper faith.
          Clarification: Abdiel; servant of God. I love Him.

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            Re: Greetings Brethren

            I'm terribly sorry; shutting up now...
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            Psalm 109:8
            Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings Brethren

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              So says the Unsaved Trash with a Subgenius symbol as his avatar. Friend, it's not nice to accuse people on here without any proof. Leave the witch hunts and paranoid judgmentalism to the lieberals and demoncrats.
              Acknowledgment: Amen to that!
              Clarification: Abdiel; servant of God. I love Him.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings Brethren

                Abdiel, I do have a pestering question after seeing all your responses. Why do you write like you're part of a formal debate?

                Clarification: I'm genuinely interested.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings Brethren

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Abdiel, I do have a pestering question after seeing all your responses. Why do you write like you're part of a formal debate?

                  Clarification: I'm genuinely interested.
                  Inquiry/Equivocation: I am unsure if you are mocking me or merely curious. Nonetheless I will answer your question.

                  Answer: As I'm sure you are well aware, this is the Internet. Sometimes, for some people, it is hard to fully interpret one's meaning through a wall of text. To amend this, I have learned to convey my emotion as a way to clarify my meaning.
                  Clarification: Abdiel; servant of God. I love Him.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings Brethren

                    Originally posted by Abdiel View Post
                    Inquiry/Equivocation: I am unsure if you are mocking me or merely curious. Nonetheless I will answer your question.

                    Answer: As I'm sure you are well aware, this is the Internet. Sometimes, for some people, it is hard to fully interpret one's meaning through a wall of text. To amend this, I have learned to convey my emotion as a way to clarify my meaning.
                    Emotions are for sodomites, we're men here.

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                      Re: Greetings Brethren

                      Originally posted by Rev. David Stoltzfus View Post
                      Emotions are for sodomites, we're men here.
                      Altercation/Inquiry: I detect a logical fallacy: How do you propose to show your love to God and Jesus without emotion?
                      Clarification: Abdiel; servant of God. I love Him.

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                        Re: Greetings Brethren

                        Originally posted by Rev. David Stoltzfus View Post
                        Emotions are for sodomites, we're men here.
                        So speaks another unsaved trash
                        Drama queen

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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings Brethren

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          So speaks another unsaved trash
                          Sister I think we might just need to stand back. I am a little unsure about one of the posters. Possible retard. I will let you guess who I am talking about.

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                            Re: Greetings Brethren

                            Originally posted by Abdiel View Post
                            Altercation/Inquiry: I detect a logical fallacy: How do you propose to show your love to God and Jesus without emotion?
                            1Th 1:3
                            Remembering without ceasing your work of faith, and labour of love, and patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ, in the sight of God and our Father;

                            Love is shown by works, not by some gushy sissy emotion. Where in the bible does it talk about emotions?

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                              Re: Greetings Brethren

                              Wow . . . this is quite a thread. Is it warm in here? Never mind.

                              As I was saying, this was quite a . . . darn, I'm repeating myself. Should I be stating my intentions at the beginning of each sentence? Do I need to do . . . that?

                              Odd, my ears are ringing, not like after you hear a loud noise, but it sounds like an actual sound . . . crap, is that the smoke alarm?

                              I don't think I should have read this thread right after that epilepsy thread . . . my skin feels weird.

                              I'm going to go lie down, maybe then I won't . . . never mind.
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